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over a year ago
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So, I’ve eaten turkey, drank port and watched lots of tv. Now I’m bored and horny. What to do now?
Does anyone know of any clubs/spas open in the London area today/tomorrow?
Or have any other suggestions? All constructive input is appreciated  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How can you be bored when you have a partner do something together. Stick a meet up."
Does anyone actually meet on here anymore? I thought all that had died off 5 years ago. Not really interested in the whole private meets thing as it never works out, I’m more interested in clubs and spas etc, but thanks for the idea |
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"How can you be bored when you have a partner do something together. Stick a meet up.
Does anyone actually meet on here anymore? I thought all that had died off 5 years ago. Not really interested in the whole private meets thing as it never works out, I’m more interested in clubs and spas etc, but thanks for the idea"
Off course people meet on here you daft devil. Is there anything in the meets section for club's then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How can you be bored when you have a partner do something together. Stick a meet up.
Does anyone actually meet on here anymore? I thought all that had died off 5 years ago. Not really interested in the whole private meets thing as it never works out, I’m more interested in clubs and spas etc, but thanks for the idea
Off course people meet on here you daft devil. Is there anything in the meets section for club's then?"
Lol that doesn’t appear to be the popular consensus at clubs these days, certainly amount the people I talk to, but maybe I shouldn’t be so cynical. I’ve had a brief look but there doesn’t seem to be much on |
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"How can you be bored when you have a partner do something together. Stick a meet up.
Does anyone actually meet on here anymore? I thought all that had died off 5 years ago. Not really interested in the whole private meets thing as it never works out, I’m more interested in clubs and spas etc, but thanks for the idea
Off course people meet on here you daft devil. Is there anything in the meets section for club's then?
Lol that doesn’t appear to be the popular consensus at clubs these days, certainly amount the people I talk to, but maybe I shouldn’t be so cynical. I’ve had a brief look but there doesn’t seem to be much on "
Bugger,you're going to have to have a wank instead then go sale shopping methinks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go for a day out to seaside or something...
That actually sounds really good. Skinny dipping in the sea,see how small your widge goes when it hits that water."
Enter the water with a penis, exit with a fanny  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Go for a day out to seaside or something...
That actually sounds really good. Skinny dipping in the sea,see how small your widge goes when it hits that water."
Ha ha, meet you all there! |
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"Go for a day out to seaside or something...
That actually sounds really good. Skinny dipping in the sea,see how small your widge goes when it hits that water.
Ha ha, meet you all there!"
Trunks optional. You're buying the chips and icecream. |
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"Go for a day out to seaside or something...
That actually sounds really good. Skinny dipping in the sea,see how small your widge goes when it hits that water.
Enter the water with a penis, exit with a fanny "
You should be so lucky. |
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over a year ago
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"Do something with your free time.
Not sex relayed."
Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do something with your free time.
Not sex relayed.
Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this? "
Not at all... we were/are... had sex
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"Do something with your free time.
Not sex relayed.
Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this?
Not at all... we were/are... had sex
C"
Can the op join you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So what are you going to do?"
Well I’m not entirely sure, there doesn’t seem to be much option, there’s only a couple of club nights on it would seem and I don’t fancy one and the other is a long way away. I remember going to a night at Sutton on Boxing Day a couple of years ago and it was totally banged out, the club owners are missing a trick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do something with your free time.
Not sex relayed.
Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this? "
Stick a cucumber up your bum and wank with Turkey grease. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do something with your free time.
Not sex relayed.
Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this?
Stick a cucumber up your bum and wank with Turkey grease."
And dig out some old Chas and Dave vids, to sing along to while you do it. Party seven.
Bob is very much your uncle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do something with your free time.
Not sex relayed.
Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this?
Stick a cucumber up your bum and wank with Turkey grease.
And dig out some old Chas and Dave vids, to sing along to while you do it. Party seven.
Bob is very much your uncle"
Oh fucking hell! My day sounds so boring compared to this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do something with your free time.
Not sex relayed.
Not sure the fab forum is the place to sound that out, but that’s the point, I’m horny. Surely I’m not alone in this?
Stick a cucumber up your bum and wank with Turkey grease."
What a lovely suggestion, merry Xmas! |
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Not sure many places will be open on Boxing Day.
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