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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

anymore ??? i got loads

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By *landPeggyCouple over a year ago

Holland !

bring 'em on ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

anymore ??? i got loads

buy em in bulk then do ya?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is the alphabet in that order? is it because of that song?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

anymore ??? i got loads

buy em in bulk then do ya?"

just trying to lighten the mood .. threads are getting very serious of late

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New & improved labels on products- really? Isn't it just one or t'other???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

anymore ??? i got loads

buy em in bulk then do ya?

just trying to lighten the mood .. threads are getting very serious of late

Bring em on...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if I could have all the pennies from the change at the 99p shop, I'd be rich.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? "

co they are fucking doggy style?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

speaking of which..if you blow in a dogs face he bites ya..put him in a car and he sticks his head out the window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this reminds me of Martin n Rowan Laugh in.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? "

doggy viagra..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell ?

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Do birds yawn? If they do then sleep in a bit longer you noisy feckers!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

are there babies in baby oil?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Why when a man cries is it a sign of a great humanitarian but when a woman cries she's an emotional weakling incapable of holding down a job ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it coincidence that "Woman Hitler" is an anagram of Mother in Law...?

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Why do we have only one monopolies commision

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HOw can a hair dye be semi permanent? IT either last for ever or doesn't, not sort of for ever

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

What part of my body is as long as your thigh, contains over 120 muscles, and is an anagram of "pensi"?'......;-)

Ya dirty minded so and so's. It's my spine...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Maybe the were and someone spoted the potential problem...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"New & improved labels on products- really? Isn't it just one or t'other??? "

..and they dismiss their old 'new and improved' product.. does that mean they're admitting to selling us shit stuff in the past?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hoe does the road know where I'm going?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where actually is the road to nowhere? and how do you know when you are not there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who found out that if a Staffordshire Bull Terrier bites you and you stick your finger up its arse it unlocks its jaws??

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By *evilwolfCouple over a year ago

Leicestershire

why d'you always find something lost in the last place that you look...?

Wolf

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By *evilwolfCouple over a year ago

Leicestershire

A Thermos flask keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold

But how does it know...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How come dinosaurs aren't mentioned in the bible?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"why d'you always find something lost in the last place that you look...?

Wolf

Cos if you found it you wouldn't carry on looking for it would you, cos that's silly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

how do painkillers know where it hurts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what if the person who coined the phrase'sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' was being sarcastic?

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By *araidWoman over a year ago

the west (ish)

If you dont know where you are going, how will you know when you get there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you were travelling at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

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By *entscotscplCouple over a year ago

falkirk ish

if you fall of that high wall and break your legs do not come running to me

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"speaking of which..if you blow in a dogs face he bites ya."

Really?

The ex used to think it was foreplay and cute.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"this reminds me of Martin n Rowan Laugh in.

Rowan and Martin Laugh In too.

A young and cute Goldie Hawn, yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"speaking of which..if you blow in a dogs face he bites ya.

Really?

The ex used to think it was foreplay and cute. "

she was sposed to do it to you not the dog!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you dont know where you are going, how will you know when you get there?"

can't even begin to ponder that one, yer bum is far to distracting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how does a place get named "Old Newbridge"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? "

Pluto dosnt talk either

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

Pluto dosnt talk either

would you if goofy was erect and stood behind you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do they say carrots are good for your eyes when rabbits have such bldy long ears?

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By *evilwolfCouple over a year ago

Leicestershire

"why d'you always find something lost in the last place that you look...?

Wolf

Cos if you found it you wouldn't carry on looking for it would you, cos that's silly.

works a treat on the Irish!

Wolf

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

why was no one ever masturbating in the wacky races?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if the hokey pokey (hokey y), really is what it's all about?!?

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

just what is the universe expanding into?

Mrs Gods hoover?

oops Ms God

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world?

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

If Gordon Burns does Lynne Faulds-Wood too?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language - does that mean that "I do" is the longest???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will the dyslexic atheist ever find his dog?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What disease did cured ham actually have?

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If grey is the new black... what has replaced grey as the new grey?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If someone calls me treacle, does it mean I am a sticky customer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple over a year ago

Boldon

"Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?"

To give them a better perspective

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

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