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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"He's been here as well,you need to try being good!"
But I have been good.
I tell all the woman that there the only one
I tell all the woman that I have a 13inch cock
I tell all the woman thatim a multi millionaire.
And like a true gentleman I tell all the woman to let me cum first just to make sure everything is alrigt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've had it he's in the United States now.
Says who, he needs to get his big belly arse down south before crossing the pond"
Do you have turkey and brussel sprouts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As anyone seen him, he's late again 
Soz.. I was with him last night 
By all accounts he's still up north, with all you selfish woman holding on to him.
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I left him but he keeps on coming back.. what can I say |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
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"As anyone seen him, he's late again
Soz.. I was with him last night
By all accounts he's still up north, with all you selfish woman holding on to him.
Well next time he's in your chimney, tell him no Santa
I left him but he keeps on coming back.. what can I say "
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I’m still waiting to get a sackful......"
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but he was up in the north of England stuck up inside JessicaXY chimney (the dirty mare)
And he's stuck in Ace chimney, in the midlands,. Sp he's heading South.
But Santa sounds like a right old tart. Any old chimney is a goal for hum  |
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"He got stuck in ma chimney after all the mince pies you bastards have been giving him 
So your saying he's left the north and is in the midlands heading south?
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Yeah, Derby specifically, I keep tickling his toes, but he doesn't like it  |
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Fuck Santa!
Where's the Doctor???
Scrolling through the TV guide.
"What? Where is it? Its not there? Whaaaaaaat?"
Cue full on diva strop, followed by tears & snot bubbles.
"but I've seen the trailer, why is it not on? Why? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyy? "
WTF!?
Who decided to move the Doctor to New Years Day?
Christmas ruined ?? |
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"Fuck Santa!
Where's the Doctor???
Scrolling through the TV guide.
"What? Where is it? Its not there? Whaaaaaaat?"
Cue full on diva strop, followed by tears & snot bubbles.
"but I've seen the trailer, why is it not on? Why? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyy? "
WTF!?
Who decided to move the Doctor to New Years Day?
Christmas ruined ??"
Is William Hartnell still in it?  |
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"Fuck Santa!
Where's the Doctor???
Scrolling through the TV guide.
"What? Where is it? Its not there? Whaaaaaaat?"
Cue full on diva strop, followed by tears & snot bubbles.
"but I've seen the trailer, why is it not on? Why? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyy? "
WTF!?
Who decided to move the Doctor to New Years Day?
Christmas ruined ??"
I fucken love snot bubble sobs... man they are classy  |
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"From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good 
Can you please relay those words to Santa if he hasn't visited you as yet."
I think I may have fucked up somehow this year... my chimney is still intact  |
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"From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good
Can you please relay those words to Santa if he hasn't visited you as yet.
I think I may have fucked up somehow this year... my chimney is still intact "
Don't you remember you gave him a key |
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"From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good
Can you please relay those words to Santa if he hasn't visited you as yet.
I think I may have fucked up somehow this year... my chimney is still intact
Don't you remember you gave him a key "
I did??? Are you sure?!?! |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
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"From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good
Can you please relay those words to Santa if he hasn't visited you as yet.
I think I may have fucked up somehow this year... my chimney is still intact
Don't you remember you gave him a key
I did??? Are you sure?!?! "
He prefers entering through woman's chimney, than her hole,
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
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"From personal experience, I can let it be known, Mr Man is very good
Can you please relay those words to Santa if he hasn't visited you as yet.
I think I may have fucked up somehow this year... my chimney is still intact
Don't you remember you gave him a key
I did??? Are you sure?!?!
He prefers entering through woman's chimney, than her hole,
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Thats key hole |
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Probably got cold feet 