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over a year ago
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I've had some mince pies and chocolate, let's do this. Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What are you up to this Christmas Eve? Wrapping? Pervin'? Watching The Snowman for the first time? Wearing Christmas pajamas? Emptying your bladder, into a gentleman? Hanging your stocking up on the wall? Working? Or perhaps you're lurking. Whatever the flip you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just at Christmas, oh no. Don't be shy, give us a try. It's fun. IT'S CHRISTMAS! Let's get ready to nocturnal. SmileySantaface It's probably easier to just do a  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goid evening Jim, it’s almost time for Santa, are you excited? x "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations. And, I'm so excited! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Goid evening Jim, it’s almost time for Santa, are you excited? x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations. And, I'm so excited! x"
Great, I hope Santa’s kind to you. Merry Christmas to you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Santa has already come in this house- I guess that makes one of us!
Merry Christmas Jimbo et al xx"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SleighRider. There's still time for more coming. SmileySantaface x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Goid evening Jim, it’s almost time for Santa, are you excited? x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations. And, I'm so excited! x
Great, I hope Santa’s kind to you. Merry Christmas to you x "
Merry Christmas. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening my little Yule Log.
I'm dyeing my hair and eating cheese, pate and crackers."
 Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mary. What colour are you dying your hair? |
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"Bollox Jim,I mean do you wanna seeeeeeee ma bollox 
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Get 'em out!
Yes, Ace...get them out!! "
No. I'm quite shy for a white guy 
I'll ma moobs out though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all xx
Just finishing a glass before bed
I'm going out soon, I've never been to a midnight mass and I've been invited so I am going. Otherwise I'd be in bed by now "
Lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey jim I’m laid in bed in my xmas pjs, waiting for the little people to go to sleep so I can put their stockings in their room."
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. What a great job to do.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bollox Jim,I mean do you wanna seeeeeeee ma bollox
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Get 'em out!
Yes, Ace...get them out!!
No. I'm quite shy for a white guy
I'll ma moobs out though "
You said bollocks. We want balls. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmas Jim and my fellow nocturnal forumites!
Blimey  you saw that thread to!! I ask you 
Anyway... I’m currently in the company of Michael Buble..  "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Merry Christmas.
You lucky lady. SmileySantaface |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening my little Yule Log.
I'm dyeing my hair and eating cheese, pate and crackers.
What colour, the hair I mean "
The box says light brown, but it looks dark brown to me. I'm just covering the grey |
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"Bollox Jim,I mean do you wanna seeeeeeee ma bollox
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Get 'em out!
Yes, Ace...get them out!!
Yeah!"
Now look here young Man, this is getting out of hand I feel, I wanna sniff some ladies panties, but I don't make it publicly known |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening my little Yule Log.
I'm dyeing my hair and eating cheese, pate and crackers.
What colour, the hair I mean
The box says light brown, but it looks dark brown to me. I'm just covering the grey "
Let's just call it Parson Brown. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bollox Jim,I mean do you wanna seeeeeeee ma bollox
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Get 'em out!
Yes, Ace...get them out!!
Yeah!
Now look here young Man, this is getting out of hand I feel, I wanna sniff some ladies panties, but I don't make it publicly known "
Give us a balls pic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening my little Yule Log.
I'm dyeing my hair and eating cheese, pate and crackers.
What colour, the hair I mean
The box says light brown, but it looks dark brown to me. I'm just covering the grey
Let's just call it Parson Brown."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmas folks
And that dinner was finger licking Good "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. Did you have a nice bird? SmileySantaface |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How's it been today?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a nice quiet lazy one. How are you?"
Same here. Caught up with the last minute food items needed to last till Friday, then a quiet afternoon with a good book as Telly was utter crap!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How's it been today?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a nice quiet lazy one. How are you?
Same here. Caught up with the last minute food items needed to last till Friday, then a quiet afternoon with a good book as Telly was utter crap!
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The telly was a bit rubbish. What are you reading at the moment? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Crimbo Jimbeau, happy Christmas Eve everyone.
I’m tracking Santa
The Snowman "
Babs, you took your time. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Happy Christmas Eve!
Where's Santa?
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How's it been today?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a nice quiet lazy one. How are you?
Same here. Caught up with the last minute food items needed to last till Friday, then a quiet afternoon with a good book as Telly was utter crap!
The telly was a bit rubbish. What are you reading at the moment?"
The Road to Little Dribbling by Bill Bryson. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Hello Crimbo Jimbeau, happy Christmas Eve everyone.
I’m tracking Santa
The Snowman
Babs, you took your time. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Happy Christmas Eve!
Where's Santa?
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I’ve only popped on to say hello to you all here.
Santa is approaching Ghana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening all.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Christmas day is just around the corner."
I know but I've been naughty and I've already opened up my presents. |
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By *abs..Woman
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"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How's it been today?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a nice quiet lazy one. How are you?
Same here. Caught up with the last minute food items needed to last till Friday, then a quiet afternoon with a good book as Telly was utter crap!
The telly was a bit rubbish. What are you reading at the moment?
The Road to Little Dribbling by Bill Bryson."
I love Bill Bryson books  |
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"*get
Don't call me a get.
I call Brother Dave a Pikey, he hates that
I assume he's been to Ireland
Never assume."
He celebrates Saint Patrick's Day, but I have never seen drink a pint of Guinness  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Crimbo Jimbeau, happy Christmas Eve everyone.
I’m tracking Santa
The Snowman
Babs, you took your time. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Happy Christmas Eve!
Where's Santa?
I’ve only popped on to say hello to you all here.
Santa is approaching Ghana "
Nice of you to pop in and say hello.
Ghanarama. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening all.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Christmas day is just around the corner.
I know but I've been naughty and I've already opened up my presents. "
Lorna! I still haven't opened door 24 on my Advent calendar, you're outrageous. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Hello Crimbo Jimbeau, happy Christmas Eve everyone.
I’m tracking Santa
The Snowman
Babs, you took your time. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Happy Christmas Eve!
Where's Santa?
I’ve only popped on to say hello to you all here.
Santa is approaching Ghana
Nice of you to pop in and say hello.
Ghanarama."
Oooer Bananarama ... we can listen after Christmas.
It’s almost Christmas Day and I need to be asleep. Remember if you don’t believe in the magic then the magic won’t happen.
For anyone that doesn’t enjoy Christmas, I hope you find peace and happiness doing whatever gives you comfort.
Night Jim. You’re the best x |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How's it been today?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a nice quiet lazy one. How are you?
Same here. Caught up with the last minute food items needed to last till Friday, then a quiet afternoon with a good book as Telly was utter crap!
The telly was a bit rubbish. What are you reading at the moment?
The Road to Little Dribbling by Bill Bryson.
I love Bill Bryson books "
Agreed, he really has that knack to make you laugh out loud! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Crimbo Jimbeau, happy Christmas Eve everyone.
I’m tracking Santa
The Snowman
Babs, you took your time. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Happy Christmas Eve!
Where's Santa?
I’ve only popped on to say hello to you all here.
Santa is approaching Ghana
Nice of you to pop in and say hello.
Ghanarama.
Oooer Bananarama ... we can listen after Christmas.
It’s almost Christmas Day and I need to be asleep. Remember if you don’t believe in the magic then the magic won’t happen.
For anyone that doesn’t enjoy Christmas, I hope you find peace and happiness doing whatever gives you comfort.
Night Jim. You’re the best x"
na night, Babs. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Merry Christmas lovely Jim and all the lovelies on here. Happy and healthy new year to you all xx"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry Christmas, Samiss. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hullo Jim! So it's Christmas in under twenty minutes and I am so excited! "
Hello! And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. And you just can't hide it! SmileySantaface |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening all.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Christmas day is just around the corner.
I know but I've been naughty and I've already opened up my presents.
Lorna! I still haven't opened door 24 on my Advent calendar, you're outrageous."
I'm renowned for it so the majority of my friends don't give me my present until I see them on Christmas Day. I just get too excited. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Santa is approaching Ghana
Nice of you to pop in and say hello.
Ghanarama.
Can't be arsed putting ma sat nav on, is Ghana on the West coast on the little sticky out bit? "
Erm, dunno. The main thing is, Santa knows. |
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"Merry Christmas lovely Jim and all the lovelies on here. Happy and healthy new year to you all xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry Christmas, Samiss. x
Thank you  "
x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening all.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Christmas day is just around the corner.
I know but I've been naughty and I've already opened up my presents.
Lorna! I still haven't opened door 24 on my Advent calendar, you're outrageous.
I'm renowned for it so the majority of my friends don't give me my present until I see them on Christmas Day. I just get too excited. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Merry evening
Good merry eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey and your buns. Merry Christmas, this year is almost history.
Thank fuck for that! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOXVHXY5rA8
Bananarama ::::: Young At Heart. - YouTube
I had no idea Bananarama did this song originally. I haven't listened to it yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, David. IT'S CHRISTMAS! SmileySantaface
Not for another six minutes it isn't!
Two minutes!
It is now!"
Woo-hoo! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just finished work.
Was a bit wank.
Hope everyone's having a smashing evening
P"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. You're home now. Merry Christmas. SmileySantaface x |
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"Merry Zedmas Jim
Merry Zedmas, Ace. *Man hugs* What's Zedmas?
It's similar to Xmas, but just more boring innit
Haha, merry Zedmas!"
Does that mean I can crack open ma bottle of JD and indulge in some of ma chocolate orange then  |
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"Merry Zedmas Jim
Merry Zedmas, Ace. *Man hugs* What's Zedmas?
It's similar to Xmas, but just more boring innit
Haha, merry Zedmas!
Does that mean I can crack open ma bottle of JD and indulge in some of ma chocolate orange then "
Go for it, Ace. I've got some JD Honey for Christmas. |
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"Merry Zedmas Jim
Merry Zedmas, Ace. *Man hugs* What's Zedmas?
It's similar to Xmas, but just more boring innit
Haha, merry Zedmas!
Does that mean I can crack open ma bottle of JD and indulge in some of ma chocolate orange then
Go for it, Ace. I've got some JD Honey for Christmas."
Oh yeah, I had some of that last year |
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"Merry Zedmas Jim
Merry Zedmas, Ace. *Man hugs* What's Zedmas?
It's similar to Xmas, but just more boring innit
Haha, merry Zedmas!
Does that mean I can crack open ma bottle of JD and indulge in some of ma chocolate orange then
Go for it, Ace. I've got some JD Honey for Christmas."
Wonder who got you into that?
Merry Christmas everyone! |
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"Merry Zedmas Jim
Merry Zedmas, Ace. *Man hugs* What's Zedmas?
It's similar to Xmas, but just more boring innit
Haha, merry Zedmas!
Does that mean I can crack open ma bottle of JD and indulge in some of ma chocolate orange then
Go for it, Ace. I've got some JD Honey for Christmas.
Wonder who got you into that?
Merry Christmas everyone! "
#YouKnowWhoYouAre
Merry Christmas. x |
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"merry xmas xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry Christmas, BearHug. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. SmileySantaface"
So who’s that on your lap?
Hope you’re sharing her at the next social? |
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"Merry Zedmas Jim
Merry Zedmas, Ace. *Man hugs* What's Zedmas?
It's similar to Xmas, but just more boring innit
Haha, merry Zedmas!
Does that mean I can crack open ma bottle of JD and indulge in some of ma chocolate orange then
Go for it, Ace. I've got some JD Honey for Christmas.
Wonder who got you into that?
Merry Christmas everyone! "
It wasn't Obi that's for sure
Merry Xmas to you as well Peachy x |
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"merry xmas xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry Christmas, BearHug. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. SmileySantaface
So who’s that on your lap?
Hope you’re sharing her at the next social? "
Of course. She's proving rather popular, Mr Moriarty asked me for her number. |
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"merry xmas xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry Christmas, BearHug. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. SmileySantaface
So who’s that on your lap?
Hope you’re sharing her at the next social?
Of course. She's proving rather popular, Mr Moriarty asked me for her number."
Probably so, but he's just a tart anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"merry xmas xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry Christmas, BearHug. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. SmileySantaface
So who’s that on your lap?
Hope you’re sharing her at the next social?
Of course. She's proving rather popular, Mr Moriarty asked me for her number.
Probably so, but he's just a tart anyway "
That's why I like him. |
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"merry xmas xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry Christmas, BearHug. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. SmileySantaface
So who’s that on your lap?
Hope you’re sharing her at the next social?
Of course. She's proving rather popular, Mr Moriarty asked me for her number.
Probably so, but he's just a tart anyway
That's why I like him."
Do I feel a bromance coming on?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"merry xmas xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry Christmas, BearHug. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. SmileySantaface
So who’s that on your lap?
Hope you’re sharing her at the next social?
Of course. She's proving rather popular, Mr Moriarty asked me for her number.
Probably so, but he's just a tart anyway
That's why I like him.
Do I feel a bromance coming on? "
I don't think he feels the same about me.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've opened my Jack Daniels Honey.
Oi, I'm not opening my normal JD nor am I gonna unwrap ma Dark Chocolate Orange for a few hours cos I is a good boi innit "
It's Christmas day! |
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"I've opened my Jack Daniels Honey.
Oi, I'm not opening my normal JD nor am I gonna unwrap ma Dark Chocolate Orange for a few hours cos I is a good boi innit
It's Christmas day!"
Crikey you drive a hard bargain! It's a good job I live on ma own |
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"I've opened my Jack Daniels Honey.
Oi, I'm not opening my normal JD nor am I gonna unwrap ma Dark Chocolate Orange for a few hours cos I is a good boi innit
It's Christmas day!
Crikey you drive a hard bargain! It's a good job I live on ma own "
Merry Christmas, Ace. |
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