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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
So as the forums are filling up with everybody's own personal 'Happy Christmas' thread, this is refuge from all of the madness.
So post here your humdrum, your bland and your regular...
I've just opened a new pack of biscuits, away you go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just had a full conversation with my hair extensions, as I thought they were my daughter lying on the couch 
 How much hair do you have??!!"
They weren't attached to me at the time! I was talking from the kitchen, only twigged when I was getting no cheek back haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just had a full conversation with my hair extensions, as I thought they were my daughter lying on the couch
How much hair do you have??!!
They weren't attached to me at the time! I was talking from the kitchen, only twigged when I was getting no cheek back haha"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So as the forums are filling up with everybody's own personal 'Happy Christmas' thread, this is refuge from all of the madness.
So post here your humdrum, your bland and your regular...
I've just opened a new pack of biscuits, away you go"
Gingernuts for dunking  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"So as the forums are filling up with everybody's own personal 'Happy Christmas' thread, this is refuge from all of the madness.
So post here your humdrum, your bland and your regular...
I've just opened a new pack of biscuits, away you go
Gingernuts for dunking "
I'm very partial to a ginger
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I get a non Christmas present every time we meet and I watch my wife being pleasured by other men & women.  "
Hang on, are you meaning sex? We don't talk about that around here, it's all just vague flirting and popularity threads. Oh and cake, lots of cake |
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"I get a non Christmas present every time we meet and I watch my wife being pleasured by other men & women.
Hang on, are you meaning sex? We don't talk about that around here, it's all just vague flirting and popularity threads. Oh and cake, lots of cake"
You had to mention cake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could do with something to dunk 
I would share, but I don't want to...
I could slop my mince pie in my tea I suppose then.
That sounds like a good idea actually
*puts biscuits down*"
I'll hold them for you  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I could do with something to dunk
I would share, but I don't want to...
I could slop my mince pie in my tea I suppose then.
That sounds like a good idea actually
*puts biscuits down*
I'll hold them for you "
I see what you did there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So as the forums are filling up with everybody's own personal 'Happy Christmas' thread, this is refuge from all of the madness.
So post here your humdrum, your bland and your regular...
I've just opened a new pack of biscuits, away you go
Gingernuts for dunking
I'm very partial to a ginger
biscuit"
Shall we share |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Currently sat watching a movie.
It's a non-xmas one.
Die Hard.
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* Who am I kidding. It's the greatest Xmas movie ever.  "
I've just started watching gremlins, does that count as a Christmas film? |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"So as the forums are filling up with everybody's own personal 'Happy Christmas' thread, this is refuge from all of the madness.
So post here your humdrum, your bland and your regular...
I've just opened a new pack of biscuits, away you go
Gingernuts for dunking
I'm very partial to a ginger
biscuit
Shall we share "
Oh go on then |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Currently sat watching a movie.
It's a non-xmas one.
Die Hard.
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* Who am I kidding. It's the greatest Xmas movie ever.
I've just started watching gremlins, does that count as a Christmas film? "
Yep. Enjoy!
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"Currently sat watching a movie.
It's a non-xmas one.
Die Hard.
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* Who am I kidding. It's the greatest Xmas movie ever.
I've just started watching gremlins, does that count as a Christmas film? "
definitely...did you just notice the mistake...a vw beetle with steam coming out of the engine bay |
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By *palWoman
over a year ago
The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk |
"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.
Why are you in pain?  "
I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.
Why are you in pain?
I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now. "
Ouch! Hope you feel better soon. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.
Why are you in pain?
I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now. "
My back goes every Christmas. This year it was while I was queuing in Game. |
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By *palWoman
over a year ago
The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk |
"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.
Why are you in pain?
I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now.
Ouch! Hope you feel better soon. x"
Thank you x |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.
Why are you in pain?
I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now.
Ouch! Hope you feel better soon. x"
I agree, not nice |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Am trying to numb the pain I am in.
Why are you in pain?
I have jarred my shoulder and was screaming out in pain (whilst hoovering) which was starting to heal from a previous injury but it's also affected my back now.
My back goes every Christmas. This year it was while I was queuing in Game."
Ouch! I hope you feel better soon |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Morning, I'm getting ready for work.
I've also pulled a muscle in my chest from coughing. Well, I'm assuming it's a muscle and not a collapsing lung.
P"
The good news is, if its a collapsed lung you might get to finish early! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
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Morning,
Dragged myself out of bed and about to start the wrapping!
Careful, that almost sounds festive...
You haven't seen my wrapping abilities!  "
Just gaffer tape it, it's fun watching them try to get in |
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Cooked dinner for all 6 of us all day, so now ordering the kids around so they get it all cleaned up while I put my feet up with a glass of wine & cheesy telly while Mr RP is snoring next to me, lol. |
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