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over a year ago
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"Nah mate, sound here  Although Kitten did decide to blow out her ankle on lie stairs  
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vinigar and brown paper time"
How does everyone know about this vinegar thing except me? 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nah mate, sound here Although Kitten did decide to blow out her ankle on lie stairs
C
vinigar and brown paper time
How does everyone know about this vinegar thing except me?
C"
haha its an age thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause."
You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?
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"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause.
You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?
C"
then he got applause too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah mate, sound here Although Kitten did decide to blow out her ankle on lie stairs
C
vinigar and brown paper time
How does everyone know about this vinegar thing except me?
C"
Jack and Jill the nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up Jack got, and home did trot,
As fast as he could caper,
He went to bed to mend his head,
With vinegar and brown paper. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nope I'm just getting through it in a gin fuelled stupor. I don't think anyone dares argue with me incase I just cry anyway as it's a pants time of year due to recent losses. And they all want feeding and if I cry they won't get food |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause.
You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?
C"
I did, I think it was knocking the stamps out of her hand that really kicked her off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause.
You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?
C
I did, I think it was knocking the stamps out of her hand that really kicked her off"
How much postage is your cock worth now though?
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"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause.
You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?
C
I did, I think it was knocking the stamps out of her hand that really kicked her off
How much postage is your cock worth now though?
C"
surely it was a recorded delivery the cctv in the country |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"Massive argument in a Northwest post office this morning so I'm told. Angry woman stormed out to a round of applause.
You started doing the helicopter at her didn't you?
C
I did, I think it was knocking the stamps out of her hand that really kicked her off
How much postage is your cock worth now though?
Csurely it was a recorded delivery the cctv in the country"
She just shouted something about return to sender as she stormed out, can't please some people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm being sweetness and light, and very smug.
My son bought his own house a few years ago, never spent Christmas in it, his dream was this year to spend xmas in his house, with me, his brother and his fiancee and her Mum.
Well Outlaw had a shit fit and demanded he and his fiancee go there as she didn't want to come to his.
Initially my boy agreed despite not wanting too, but today he rang me all happy, he'd put his foot down and told his girlfriend he was having Christmas in his house with us! And if her and her Mother didn't like it then tough.
Haven't spent a proper christmas with him in aroubd 5 years because of either work, or her family.
So now the outlaw is coming to my boys for Xmas... I'm not smug at all |
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"I'm being sweetness and light, and very smug.
My son bought his own house a few years ago, never spent Christmas in it, his dream was this year to spend xmas in his house, with me, his brother and his fiancee and her Mum.
Well Outlaw had a shit fit and demanded he and his fiancee go there as she didn't want to come to his.
Initially my boy agreed despite not wanting too, but today he rang me all happy, he'd put his foot down and told his girlfriend he was having Christmas in his house with us! And if her and her Mother didn't like it then tough.
Haven't spent a proper christmas with him in aroubd 5 years because of either work, or her family.
So now the outlaw is coming to my boys for Xmas... I'm not smug at all "
Yay!! I think. Hope it goes ok.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Daughter is on a mission to row with me about anything (hormones). It's cool, I just walk away and let her stew. "
Stew? Shoving her in the slow cooker sounds a bit over the top |
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"I'm being sweetness and light, and very smug.
My son bought his own house a few years ago, never spent Christmas in it, his dream was this year to spend xmas in his house, with me, his brother and his fiancee and her Mum.
Well Outlaw had a shit fit and demanded he and his fiancee go there as she didn't want to come to his.
Initially my boy agreed despite not wanting too, but today he rang me all happy, he'd put his foot down and told his girlfriend he was having Christmas in his house with us! And if her and her Mother didn't like it then tough.
Haven't spent a proper christmas with him in aroubd 5 years because of either work, or her family.
So now the outlaw is coming to my boys for Xmas... I'm not smug at all
Yay!! I think. Hope it goes ok. "
Thanks hon, cannot wait! Xx |
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"Daughter is on a mission to row with me about anything (hormones). It's cool, I just walk away and let her stew.
Stew? Shoving her in the slow cooker sounds a bit over the top"
Low heat; no harm done. |
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"Daughter is on a mission to row with me about anything (hormones). It's cool, I just walk away and let her stew.
Stew? Shoving her in the slow cooker sounds a bit over the top
Low heat; no harm done. "
Hahaha savoury sauna just to teach a lesson |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Witnessed one in the marathon I was running yesterday. The couple in their matching fancy dress costumes were having a full on row at a feed station oblivious to the amusement of pretty much everyone witnessing it |
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