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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lot of speculation going around that this Santa character is a fake  !
Think quite a few of us have a meet lined up with him tomorrow, so leave a verification below if you've ever had the pleasure of a visit from him, and put our minds at ease... |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Arranged a meet but he didn't show. Left a garbled voicemail next day saying something about a naughty list. Complete timewaster. I'd spent ages writing to him with a detailed description of my preferences and everything I wanted. Pretty sure he stole my BMX too. Hey Santa Claus you cunt. Where's me fuckin bike?
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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago
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"Arranged a meet but he didn't show. Left a garbled voicemail next day saying something about a naughty list. Complete timewaster. I'd spent ages writing to him with a detailed description of my preferences and everything I wanted. Pretty sure he stole my BMX too. Hey Santa Claus you cunt. Where's me fuckin bike?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Treat this one with respect boys and girls. He always turns up on time, suited & booted and smelling like cookies.
He does get about a bit though, did my whole street in 5 minutes and there's definitely a Mrs waiting at home. |
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"Last year I needed a big ladder so I could clear the reindeer crap from the roof guttering. Plus he went through the fridge and nicked my mince pies and carrots."
I live in central Derby, we have nothing to be afraid of
It's just those bloody hooved non existent creatures fly past ma window  |
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