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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don't bother me in the slightest, as long as I understand the meaning. It's when the meaning is changed by the mistake that raises an eyebrow. Today, I proudly came home from Waitrose with a pack of four minge tarts  |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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I'll probably regret this but...
During a somewhat heated text exchange with a lovely lady recently, I sent "You'd look great with my mum running over your pussy"
Thankfully we were both in hysterics afterwards  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll probably regret this but...
During a somewhat heated text exchange with a lovely lady recently, I sent "You'd look great with my mum running over your pussy"
Thankfully we were both in hysterics afterwards "
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"I searched 'Office hoes' instead of 'Office Shoes' on a work computer before and it flagged up as accessing pornographic content to the IT dept."
I tried to search "giant clocks" because I wanted one for a really high staircase wall. Guess what typo I made  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I searched 'Office hoes' instead of 'Office Shoes' on a work computer before and it flagged up as accessing pornographic content to the IT dept.
I tried to search "giant clocks" because I wanted one for a really high staircase wall. Guess what typo I made "
Bet you ran with it anyway ! |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"I searched 'Office hoes' instead of 'Office Shoes' on a work computer before and it flagged up as accessing pornographic content to the IT dept.
I tried to search "giant clocks" because I wanted one for a really high staircase wall. Guess what typo I made
Bet you ran with it anyway !"
The things I've seen...  |
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"Probably my favourite ever was when I worked at a solicitors over 30 years ago and one of the clerks had a cheque made out to Nottinghamshire Cunty Council "
Haha that's a pretty accurate mistake though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll probably regret this but...
During a somewhat heated text exchange with a lovely lady recently, I sent "You'd look great with my mum running over your pussy"
Thankfully we were both in hysterics afterwards "
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