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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
My profile is utter sh#t but that's coz I'm not bothered at the moment will be changing this in the new year to a rather different profile so people can read the true me  |
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"My profile is utter sh#t but that's coz I'm not bothered at the moment will be changing this in the new year to a rather different profile so people can read the true me "
New year
New you
Like the old me...but better.
Want to taste something new and improved?
This guy. Coming on your face in 2019 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me pls!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Writing service.
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Hit me!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hell i didn't expect to have so much interest...I'll come back to this "
Ha! Taking a break already. You will be a busy bee in here 
I will just watch from the sidelines because don't fancy drowning in a sea of sex wee. |
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"Hell i didn't expect to have so much interest...I'll come back to this
Ha! Taking a break already. You will be a busy bee in here
I will just watch from the sidelines because don't fancy drowning in a sea of sex wee."
Hey I've not been around much...was expecting to be ignored. Now I'm elbow deep in cookie dough...Let me festive then I'll come back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hell i didn't expect to have so much interest...I'll come back to this
Ha! Taking a break already. You will be a busy bee in here
I will just watch from the sidelines because don't fancy drowning in a sea of sex wee.
Hey I've not been around much...was expecting to be ignored. Now I'm elbow deep in cookie dough...Let me festive then I'll come back "
Haha fair enough. I have not been on for a long time so while you come back and do your magic I will hand out the life jackets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Writing service.
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Take a look at mine see if there's any changes needed... |
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"Writing service.
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Me pls!!!"
Line up ladies.
I've got money
I'll take you to a show
Check my dick out
Watch it grow
I don't like ladies
Who objectify men
I'm here looking for a friend.
With benefits, not in benefits.
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Hit me! "
Do you need someone to call after work?
I'm your man
After hours is the name
Pleasing you is my game
I'm clean and have a suit . Lol |
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"Signing up... No wee tho please "
Hey ladies. I'm Mike
I live with my nan so I'll have to come to yours.
But I can ride for hours...my bike and you if you'll allow it.
I like a finger up the bum and I bake cakes.
Drop me a message. |
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"Writing service.
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Take a look at mine see if there's any changes needed... "
I want to cwtch you...after. |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"Could be interesting having a rewrite.
I'd like to invite you to a petting zoo.
Sit down, hold my snake
Careful it doesn't spit."
You mean to say that's all I need for a profile, to have the ladies desperate to meet me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Writing service.
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You are welcome to try. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh this could be interesting
Ting tang walla Walla bing bang.
I will fuck you so hard you'll feel me for days.
Call me."
Added with a slight edit. Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh this could be interesting
Ting tang walla Walla bing bang.
I will fuck you so hard you'll feel me for days.
Call me.
I might just use that for a few days just for the sheer he'll of it "
I think that was for me it’s related to my username  |
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"Could be interesting having a rewrite.
I'd like to invite you to a petting zoo.
Sit down, hold my snake
Careful it doesn't spit.
You mean to say that's all I need for a profile, to have the ladies desperate to meet me? "
Guaranteed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh this could be interesting
Ting tang walla Walla bing bang.
I will fuck you so hard you'll feel me for days.
Call me.
Added with a slight edit. Thank you x
Yay!! "
Just wanted it to rhyme |
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"Writing service.
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You are welcome to try. "
Mary's boy child Jesus Christ made this man leave on Christmas day. |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"Writing service.
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I couldn't afford your services |
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"Oh do us 
Do you?
Or write you some words.
A little from both please x "
I am is buxom and my hair is red.
He is dick let us take you to bed
I likes shoes and making cake
We go to socials let's make a date
We don't want single guys
We are looking for no ladies
Preferably not cheating
The wives are too crazy!
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"Writing service.
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I couldn't afford your services "
True story! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Oh do us
Do you?
Or write you some words.
A little from both please x
I am is buxom and my hair is red.
He is dick let us take you to bed
I likes shoes and making cake
We go to socials let's make a date
We don't want single guys
We are looking for no ladies
Preferably not cheating
The wives are too crazy!
"
Looking for ladies! X |
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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago
Z'ha'dum |
"Writing service.
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You can do mine anytime spotty knickers |
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"Signing up... No wee tho please
Hey ladies. I'm Mike
I live with my nan so I'll have to come to yours.
But I can ride for hours...my bike and you if you'll allow it.
I like a finger up the bum and I bake cakes.
Drop me a message."
Hahahahaha |
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"Oh do us
Do you?
Or write you some words.
A little from both please x
I am is buxom and my hair is red.
He is dick let us take you to bed
I likes shoes and making cake
We go to socials let's make a date
We don't want single guys
We are looking for no ladies
Preferably not cheating
The wives are too crazy!
Looking for ladies! X"
It was meant to say *the Ladies.
Twatting phone  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Haven't updated mine in a while. Go for it H
All you guys complain you can't get dick
I want to be fucked, properly, a couple of times a month.
Where are you?
Bring food."
Love it. Short and to the point. Fanks x |
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Well no Missy,
You gonna be writing the profile thats gonna guarantee me more fanny than I can eat..
Well hell, where do I sign up!
I hope you don't want me to sign my soul over like the last profile writer that came wandering through these parts.. |
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"Writing service.
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well I do like sex wee so what could be the harm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Writing service.
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Take a look at mine see if there's any changes needed...
I want to cwtch you...after. "
Thank you and anytime!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Writing service.
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Me pls!!!
Line up ladies.
I've got money
I'll take you to a show
Check my dick out
Watch it grow
I don't like ladies
Who objectify men
I'm here looking for a friend.
With benefits, not in benefits.
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OMFG, nailed it!!!
Profile updated.
YOU.ARE.AWEOME!
Thank you! |
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