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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Finished wrapping presents & put all the packaging, off cuts of wrapping paper, etc in the bin. Realised I'd thrown receipts away too so had to rummage through the bin, my son had half eaten a yogurt, thrown it away & everything was covered in it. Luckily the receipts were inside a bag so clean |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
I’ve just moved and found I’ve no heating oil, so ordered an emergency delivery, now just found I've no Calor gas for the cooker so went out and bought a bottle, just to find the cooker still didn’t work.., apparently the regulator has gone and I might get an engineer out on Monday...
Family have started arriving for Christmas... going to be interesting...
on the bright side I do have alcohol  |
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"After work went into town shopping and a gentleman had a fall next to us ... looked after him for 3 hours waiting for the ambulance ... 9.30 - 12.30  "
Blimey, well done you! You deserve your halo this Christmas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After work went into town shopping and a gentleman had a fall next to us ... looked after him for 3 hours waiting for the ambulance ... 9.30 - 12.30
Blimey, well done you! You deserve your halo this Christmas "
Lol ... I've grated knuckles now from making 16 bottles of mulled wine hahahaha |
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The washing mac_ine blew up. Well it did a little ‘bang’ then a cloud of smoke rose delicately to the ceiling.
The large whisk (the only one I could find) flung itself out of the hollandaise sauce I was making. It’s amazing how far hollandaise goes.
Inanimate objects seem to have some sort of vendetta against me today... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After getting told i wasn't needed over Christmas 1 week last Thursday, til possibly 7th January but nothing certain as I'm a zero hour skivvey, they cocked up my wages and been paid £58 to last over the hols till the fucking pay department comes back next fekin year! Good job i have reserves |
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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago
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"After getting told i wasn't needed over Christmas 1 week last Thursday, til possibly 7th January but nothing certain as I'm a zero hour skivvey, they cocked up my wages and been paid £58 to last over the hols till the fucking pay department comes back next fekin year! Good job i have reserves "
time to hit the credit card then ha ha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will start things off, I went out in the car and the ABS warning light has come on  "
Lol, loads, door control module has gone, special, delivery replacement for the wrong model, Bluetooth adapter special delivery again, doesn't work without anther £50 part. Boot wouldn't open, fixed that, then it won't close. Fixed that, now won't open again, no number plate lights and no interior boot light, looks like another £150 module needs replacing. Engine mounts that desperately need replacing from Germany on express delivery didn't arrive and probably won't until after Xmas now.
Great day other than that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I took a really heavy door off it's hinges to chop a bit off the bottom so it would fit over new carpet. Spent ages at it, rehung it only to find it still didn't fit.  |
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Today I discovered that the anti collision brakey system thing on BMWs, is very fucking effective!
I'd like to thank the twat in a Discovery, playing Frogger on the M1 for his part in this bowel clenching experience.
Have to say, when your life really does flash before eyes, it provides some very intresting memories though! |
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Oh... And finally arriving at my destination.
To find that items ordered Tues Weds, on next day/24jr delivery, have not turned up.
It's OK Amazon/DPD I'll just print off & wrap up all the order receipts & give those up my kids on Christmas day.
I'm sure they won't be disappointed, much |
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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago
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"I took a really heavy door off it's hinges to chop a bit off the bottom so it would fit over new carpet. Spent ages at it, rehung it only to find it still didn't fit. "
as a school caretaker I have been in that situation a few times, bloody annoying isn't it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know when you just wake up sad and cry? That.
Big hug and a kiss on the way.. Not a nice way to feel at anytime xx"
Enjoy your Christmas! Time of joy and all that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Checked my emails.
Mobile phone bill over £60 more expensive than usual.
I pay for the exes and daughters phone and ex has gone way way over on calls. Just normal calls but over his allowance.
Fucked up my savings for my rent for next week.
Hope he's not going to be a dick about giving me the money.
He already owes me £100. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have put my dick in the wrong glory hole at work and got my dick sucked by a man. "
Haven't you said French don't work on the weekends?
The plot thickens... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have put my dick in the wrong glory hole at work and got my dick sucked by a man. "
was it better than a women doing it? apparently guys recon they suck cock better than most women.
Hood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have put my dick in the wrong glory hole at work and got my dick sucked by a man.
was it better than a women doing it? apparently guys recon they suck cock better than most women.
Hood"
Can't remember it was 23 hours ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have put my dick in the wrong glory hole at work and got my dick sucked by a man.
Haven't you said French don't work on the weekends?
The plot thickens..."
ROFL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have put my dick in the wrong glory hole at work and got my dick sucked by a man.
was it better than a women doing it? apparently guys recon they suck cock better than most women.
Hood
Can't remember it was 23 hours ago "
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