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Gents, is your dick your enemy or friend ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Or is he the type of fella that goads you on, but when the shit hits the fan, is he still there to back you up, or has he shrivelled up and hid away ?

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

You've been looking at those '80s cartoons of an anthropomorphised cock, haven't you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines a soldier

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

It provides a whole range of functions. I would be totally lost without it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think you'll find it's your brain and mind which get you into trouble. Tame those and your dick will follow ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You've been looking at those '80s cartoons of an anthropomorphised cock, haven't you?"

Ffs, another word I have to Google!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You've been looking at those '80s cartoons of an anthropomorphised cock, haven't you?

Ffs, another word I have to Google! "

*types ‘cock’ into Google!*

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

Best friend I ever had! We’ve been through thick and thin together!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My enemy's enemy

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Best friend I ever had! We’ve been through thick and thin together! "

All you need to do now is find intelligent and fat and you'll have completed the full set.

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine is like Santa Claus... He's fat and jolly but only active when I'm asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Other dicks are my enemy

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Best friend who occasionally gets me into trouble

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By *r.BlondeMan  over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Or is he the type of fella that goads you on, but when the shit hits the fan, is he still there to back you up, or has he shrivelled up and hid away ?

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He is of great character and super reliable. Never let me down yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Or is he the type of fella that goads you on, but when the shit hits the fan, is he still there to back you up, or has he shrivelled up and hid away ?

He is of great character and super reliable. Never let me down yet."

Till the a cold winter kicks in, then he’s fairwesther Johnson.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mines a soldier"

Aye....he looks like he's done a few tours of Iraq

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By *r.BlondeMan  over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Or is he the type of fella that goads you on, but when the shit hits the fan, is he still there to back you up, or has he shrivelled up and hid away ?

He is of great character and super reliable. Never let me down yet.

Till the a cold winter kicks in, then he’s fairwesther Johnson."

Always been more of a grower than a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines like Chelsea f.c's Kante. Always up for it, never shys away but not intimidating to look at in the slightest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mines a soldier

Aye....he looks like he's done a few tours of Iraq "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just posting to be a vagina in a sea of dicks.

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By *r.BlondeMan  over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Just posting to be a vagina in a sea of dicks."
Greedy girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A gift and a curse, I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines a lazy bastard

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"Best friend I ever had! We’ve been through thick and thin together!

All you need to do now is find intelligent and fat and you'll have completed the full set.

A"

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place


"Best friend I ever had! We’ve been through thick and thin together!

All you need to do now is find intelligent and fat and you'll have completed the full set.

A"

I think that’s Bingo!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got a mind of his own lol

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By *VfunGUY007Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Best friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just posting to be a vagina in a sea of dicks."

You stand out like a beacon of hope.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's shrivelled up in the cold. Just warming some lard up ready for an afternoon wanking sesh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's shrivelled up in the cold. Just warming some lard up ready for an afternoon wanking sesh."

Oops I posted that on my woman profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It provides a whole range of functions. I would be totally lost without it."

Cocknav. Impressive....

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