I'm an innocent girl (Mary)
I'm with my gorgeous sexy man who's a carpenter (Joseph) he is great with his hands and we are looking for a naughty Angel to bring three gifts (tits, clit & Arse) to our manger
Follow our star - we will pleasure you more than three wise men because he is hung like a donkey and I can guarantee it won't be a silent night
I'm concerned that the "breed me" fetish you're about to indulge in will result in a delusional child.
The good news is that we will at least be spared both "beards yes or no" and "cut or uncut" discussions...
"Can Travel, Cannot Accommodate"
"No Kings please - we're not republicans, it's just our preference"
"Please put 'Magi' in the subject so we know you've read the profile"