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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So after Kitten spending a fair while edging me yesterday, bringing me to that point with toys and every inch of her body... it turns out I've pulled a muscle quite painfully in my back from tensing so hard over and over again  
So what's you're oddest sex injury? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ksb-dislocated pelvis, Kc's fault lol
Kc- shagging in a bush...finished, felt some unusual tingling in my nut sack, looked down to see my balls resting on a patch of nettels  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"So after Kitten spending a fair while edging me yesterday, bringing me to that point with toys and every inch of her body... it turns out I've pulled a muscle quite painfully in my back from tensing so hard over and over again
So what's you're oddest sex injury?
C"
Not my oddest but certainly the most uncomfortable was when I got carpet burn directly on my coxix. I couldn't sit down properly for days! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have one each, both my fault! (Him)
Few years ago, I pinned Halo to the sofa to do the deed and I ended up being too rough, causing Halo to bang her head on the back of the radiator. 
And a few weeks ago, I took my trousers off too lively in a sponatenous heat of the moment and caught my flies on my member, leaving a nasty scratch. |
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At a club I was in the hot tub. Think it was a bit too hot for me and so as I got out and reached for towel I passed out. Came too with a massive egg on head which put an end to the nights play and a couple of days off work with concussion. Never felt so ill. I'm now very wary of hot tubs. Can't think why lol
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"So after Kitten spending a fair while edging me yesterday, bringing me to that point with toys and every inch of her body... it turns out I've pulled a muscle quite painfully in my back from tensing so hard over and over again
So what's you're oddest sex injury?
C
Not my oddest but certainly the most uncomfortable was when I got carpet burn directly on my coxix. I couldn't sit down properly for days! "
I'll see your carpet burn on your coxix and raise you a carpet burn on my bell end.
Amazed the police weren't called by the neighbours with the scream that ensued........ 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So after Kitten spending a fair while edging me yesterday, bringing me to that point with toys and every inch of her body... it turns out I've pulled a muscle quite painfully in my back from tensing so hard over and over again
So what's you're oddest sex injury?
C
Not my oddest but certainly the most uncomfortable was when I got carpet burn directly on my coxix. I couldn't sit down properly for days!
I'll see your carpet burn on your coxix and raise you a carpet burn on my bell end.
Amazed the police weren't called by the neighbours with the scream that ensued........
A"
How? Just how!?
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"So after Kitten spending a fair while edging me yesterday, bringing me to that point with toys and every inch of her body... it turns out I've pulled a muscle quite painfully in my back from tensing so hard over and over again
So what's you're oddest sex injury?
C
Not my oddest but certainly the most uncomfortable was when I got carpet burn directly on my coxix. I couldn't sit down properly for days!
I'll see your carpet burn on your coxix and raise you a carpet burn on my bell end.
Amazed the police weren't called by the neighbours with the scream that ensued........
A
How? Just how!?
C"
Was with the first wife, d*unk sex on the lounge floor, going at it hammer and tongs, pulled out a little too far and when the forward thrust attempt to re-enter happened she'd raised her hips slightly.
Hence knob missed the target and ended up firmly wedged between the small of her back and the not so soft carpet.
Slightly killed the mood and sobered me up quite rapidly. 
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