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How to avoid being pissed about with a meet(genuine answers and funny ones also) It's nearly Christm
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My personal fave is to ask them to send there passport and library card 1/2 days prior to the meet
If no show you know they won't be going on a sunshine holiday and if they did somehow wangle it,No book to read on the beach
Now let's here your foolproof plans to make them not make you look like a fool
Obvs this is a bit of fun post/topic so let's all have a bit of a laugh nd banter yeah?
Serious answers also though
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No posts for me
Crying now
Let's hear your sensiblest and your daftest ways of making sure that hot meet actually turns up
It's nearly Christmas,time for fun and laughter and good will to all fabsters  |
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serious answer. If i get so much as a sniff well not even a sniff they might not be genuine. Boof their gone. Works well for me never had a no show in 13 years. Funny answer. Just send a photo of you at meeting point with a big cake and they will turn uo |
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"Would love some serious answers after 4 failed meets in 2 days. Thought i was being overzealous when arranging them. 
They were all guys i have met before too. "
Must be mad to let you down! |
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"Would love some serious answers after 4 failed meets in 2 days. Thought i was being overzealous when arranging them.
They were all guys i have met before too.
Must be mad to let you down!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No posts for me
Crying now
Let's hear your sensiblest and your daftest ways of making sure that hot meet actually turns up
It's nearly Christmas,time for fun and laughter and good will to all fabsters "
Ask some random peep, even if they don't know them, do they turn up!
They're bound to be right!  |
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"No posts for me
Crying now
Let's hear your sensiblest and your daftest ways of making sure that hot meet actually turns up
It's nearly Christmas,time for fun and laughter and good will to all fabsters
Ask some random peep, even if they don't know them, do they turn up!
They're bound to be right! "
Sticking my neck out here...
But that's just me - Strange!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"serious answer. If i get so much as a sniff well not even a sniff they might not be genuine. Boof their gone. Works well for me never had a no show in 13 years. Funny answer. Just send a photo of you at meeting point with a big cake and they will turn uo"
DS that's some record Sweetpea well done that woman the fabworld salute you xx
And yes cake would do it for me girl(even though you'd be better than any pineapple turnover )
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"Would love some serious answers after 4 failed meets in 2 days. Thought i was being overzealous when arranging them.
They were all guys i have met before too. "
Allyson the whole fab network are in shock pretty lady
If you can name + shame them?
We don't know them
But we will find them
And when we find them
We'll bloody well chop it off
Must be the holes bunch of guys were talking about here?
1st names arse babe?
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over a year ago
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"I ask for a photo of them holding 3 fingers up."
Bit rude of you jm tbh fella ?
Not even met them yet and already your asking them to insert 3 fingers?
Like your thinking pal
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"Would love some serious answers after 4 failed meets in 2 days. Thought i was being overzealous when arranging them.
They were all guys i have met before too.
Must be mad to let you down!"
Bloody too right fella
What must they be thinking to piss a hottie about like this one eh ?
Shame on you the let down crew  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"IF you can get them to turn up first time, ensure repeat meets by chaining them to a radiator.
Ooh... wonder if chains will be i the January sales.. might have to get some locks too.. "
And if there hot swallow the key |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A serious answer - promise to wear stockings and they’re sure to turn up.
Silly answer - tell them to wear a pink carnation and carry the Daily Record "
Nope, I promised to wear stockings and she blocked me....
Best answer is don't show up yourself and you know that will guarantee they do  |
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"I ask a picture of them holding a watermelon that comes from Iceland "
Good thinking batman
There's just no way it's gone a be a no show now
You've nailed it my friend lmfao |
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"I ask a picture of them holding a watermelon that comes from Iceland
Good thinking batman
There's just no way it's gone a be a no show now
You've nailed it my friend lmfao "
I want to nail your ass even if you just friendzoned me |
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if it seems too good to be true, it probably isn’t, we’ve been messed about a few times in the early years of being on this site, but wise enough to know how to spot the dreamers now. |
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"I ask a picture of them holding a watermelon that comes from Iceland
Good thinking batman
There's just no way it's gone a be a no show now
You've nailed it my friend lmfao
I want to nail your ass even if you just friendzoned me "
Not my type sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A serious answer - promise to wear stockings and they’re sure to turn up.
Silly answer - tell them to wear a pink carnation and carry the Daily Record
Nope, I promised to wear stockings and she blocked me....
Best answer is don't show up yourself and you know that will guarantee they do "
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