When the bloke was laying the carpet he went out for a cig but he'd lost his fags. He saw a big lump in the middle of the carpet and flattened it with a hammer rather than pull it all up. After he'd gone I found his fags in the hall ...... strange thing tho ... my chiuahuah went missing on the same day .. |
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"When the bloke was laying the carpet he went out for a cig but he'd lost his fags. He saw a big lump in the middle of the carpet and flattened it with a hammer rather than pull it all up. After he'd gone I found his fags in the hall ...... strange thing tho ... my chiuahuah went missing on the same day .."
Badum Tish...!!  |
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"I am wrapped up in a roll of underlay to keep warm.
does that mean you are being felt up?
This is soooo many years old. Why has it been dug up ? Never mind why ....... HOW ?"
Did you ever find your chihuauaua? |
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"I am wrapped up in a roll of underlay to keep warm.
does that mean you are being felt up?
This is soooo many years old. Why has it been dug up ? Never mind why ....... HOW ?"
I was looking for my would I lie to you thread and this popped up in search. Thought I'd resurrect it... |
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"I am wrapped up in a roll of underlay to keep warm.
does that mean you are being felt up?
This is soooo many years old. Why has it been dug up ? Never mind why ....... HOW ?
Did you ever find your chihuauaua?"
I think I battered it and ate it |
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