"Because today is my birthday, if I can’t be shameless today then when can I be?! "
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday tinsel_tits
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUU
My favourite birthday joke.
My two lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch!"
Have a fab birthday.