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over a year ago
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"The Beast of Bodmin's around somewhere"
Its just discovered that there isn't a Beast of Bodmin moor, locals found out it was a holidaying welshman with sharp nails thats been worrying the sheep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have had the so called "Beast of Bodmin" locally known as Brenda.
To the op - check her out for yourself but I really wouldn't recommend her as her howl is better than her bite.
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"ooooo yes, I've met baying Brenda "
Oh no did she have her teeth in when you met her?
If she did that's ok
The night I met her she had her teeth out & it was like sticking my cock in a soggy kitchen roll
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"ooooo yes, I've met baying Brenda does she howl like the female sports coach in the classic porkys film where he has to put socks in her mouth to try to dull the noise "
That's Kim Cattrall of Sex and the City fame. |
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