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"He means 80 year old ladies  "
Thank fook for that....Hey mate!...fancy swapping a copy of Piss Sodden Wrinklies bi-monthly for a Tenna's Temptresses vol. 1?? |
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Christ, I think of vintage porn faded back and white photos of ladies with skirts just above the knee.
Not brightly lit videos with an Electropop soundtrack! |
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Funny decade as you could tell if a naked woman was from the 70's just due to the amount of rug hair.
Saw a Brit film a while ago based in the 70's, they had naked waitress's on it and they all had fanny wigs on, nearly spat my coffee out. |
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"Funny decade as you could tell if a naked woman was from the 70's just due to the amount of rug hair.
Saw a Brit film a while ago based in the 70's, they had naked waitress's on it and they all had fanny wigs on, nearly spat my coffee out."
Fanny wigs are called Mirkins, seen a few blokes walking round with them stuck to their chins  You'd think women would use a bit more glue to save them fellas the embarassment  |
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"Funny decade as you could tell if a naked woman was from the 70's just due to the amount of rug hair.
Saw a Brit film a while ago based in the 70's, they had naked waitress's on it and they all had fanny wigs on, nearly spat my coffee out.
Fanny wigs are called Mirkins, seen a few blokes walking round with them stuck to their chins You'd think women would use a bit more glue to save them fellas the embarassment "
I'll have you know that my goatee's nearly white, Kate's minge is red  |
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Strange thing is, our milkman has a ginger one and Mrs Artful shaves her flu but always has a ginger hair or two on her flange on milko's pay day, can't work it out   |
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"Strange thing is, our milkman has a ginger one and Mrs Artful shaves her flu but always has a ginger hair or two on her flange on milko's pay day, can't work it out "
try yer teeth, i usually find one stuck between them |
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"Strange thing is, our milkman has a ginger one and Mrs Artful shaves her flu but always has a ginger hair or two on her flange on milko's pay day, can't work it out
try yer teeth, i usually find one stuck between them"
Ah! Someone who's been there |
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"Funny decade as you could tell if a naked woman was from the 70's just due to the amount of rug hair.
Saw a Brit film a while ago based in the 70's, they had naked waitress's on it and they all had fanny wigs on, nearly spat my coffee out.
Fanny wigs are called Mirkins, seen a few blokes walking round with them stuck to their chins You'd think women would use a bit more glue to save them fellas the embarassment "
My Face-Mirkin is simply a result of glue sniffing on the carpet.
Tis a lovely Axminster goatee..... |
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"I remember the film now, it was The Bank Job. Never knew there was such things as fanny wigs.
I saw that film...
I thought they were far too neat for 70's bushes lol"
They were a bit neat and not the authentic belly button to knees lady tash lol.
But if you "ahem" freeze frame it (a mate told us honest) they are lady garden wigs.  |
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"I remember the film now, it was The Bank Job. Never knew there was such things as fanny wigs.
I saw that film...
I thought they were far too neat for 70's bushes lol
They were a bit neat and not the authentic belly button to knees lady tash lol.
But if you "ahem" freeze frame it (a mate told us honest) they are lady garden wigs. "
I didn't say freeze frame I said slow mo.... shit!! erm....I only found out cos me betamax was playing up.... and....erm... yeah well me betamax was playing up....its not like I used to wank over them fanny mirkins at 36 minutes and 52 seconds or owt like that....alright!! |
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Just recently 'came across'some vintage porn myself! 
A copy of mayfair from dec 1976 and a copy of playbirds from 1982.
I had a few more but handed some out in the spirit of xmas.
It's pretty tame stuff but it's a real novelty flicking through an actual real life 'porn mag' after so many years of looking at porn on the web.
Still can't beat a good old razzle pile up though,phwoaar! |
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