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Could Santa be arrested for Breaking and Entering
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll leave him a key. That way he can empty his sack for me without fearing retribution.
Is there a desired area you would have him “empty his sack ?  "
 you cant ask a lady that but let me know what she says |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not in the UK because "breaking and entering" is an American term. In UK its "burglary" and he does not meet the legal points to prove for that offence, and he doesnt cause criminal damage when he enters either as he is magic! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not in the UK because "breaking and entering" is an American term. In UK its "burglary" and he does not meet the legal points to prove for that offence, and he doesnt cause criminal damage when he enters either as he is magic! "
Err I beg to differ , when you empty your sack once a year only, it makes a hell of a mess |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whatever happened to him being Father Christmas
Santa Claus was American when I was a kid.
Anyone else used to call him Father Christmas ?"
Always been Sant for me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Whatever happened to him being Father Christmas
Santa Claus was American when I was a kid.
Anyone else used to call him Father Christmas ? Always been Sant for me "
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"I’ll leave him a key. That way he can empty his sack for me without fearing retribution.
Is there a desired area you would have him “empty his sack ? you cant ask a lady that but let me know what she says "
I said for me not on me. He’ll empty it in the usual spot and he never gets it in my hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whatever happened to him being Father Christmas
Santa Claus was American when I was a kid.
Anyone else used to call him Father Christmas ?"
I say Father Christmas unless we're tracking Santa. 'Cos that's on the NORAD website. |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"Whatever happened to him being Father Christmas
Santa Claus was American when I was a kid.
Anyone else used to call him Father Christmas ?
I say Father Christmas unless we're tracking Santa. 'Cos that's on the NORAD website."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Whatever happened to him being Father Christmas
Santa Claus was American when I was a kid.
Anyone else used to call him Father Christmas ?
I say Father Christmas unless we're tracking Santa. 'Cos that's on the NORAD website.
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Tracked him last year with the grankids using Norad, they loved it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope. No intent to steal, inflict GBH or cause damage. At worst he's a civil trespasser...However, if I find a man in a red suit in my house at two in the morning, it will not end well... |
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unless he is a repeat heavy emptier 
