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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just read a profile that went something like this -
Only contact us if
1) you are fit
2) you have a big dick
3) you are attractive
(and about 5 others must haves)
We are amazing and only want other amazing people, so don’t bother us if you are not!
(Then goes on to say something like - )
We are a laid back, fun couple.
 
This tickled me.
No offence meant by this post, it’s good to know what you want and what people are looking for.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What they *REALLY* meant was :
Only contact us if
1) you are fit
2) you have a big dick
3) you are attractive
(and about 5 others must haves)
One of us has a vagina so suck it up losers!
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"What they *REALLY* meant was :
Only contact us if
1) you are fit
2) you have a big dick
3) you are attractive
(and about 5 others must haves)
One of us has a vagina so suck it up losers!
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You forgot 4) we have arseholes and we're stuck up ours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just read a profile that went something like this -
Only contact us if
1) you are fit
2) you have a big dick
3) you are attractive
(and about 5 others must haves)
We are amazing and only want other amazing people, so don’t bother us if you are not!
(Then goes on to say something like - )
We are a laid back, fun couple.
This tickled me.
No offence meant by this post, it’s good to know what you want and what people are looking for.
"
There's that quote from When Harry Met Sally: " you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance"
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