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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has anyone (silly question) ever bought _ruit or veg with the sole purpose of using it as a sex aid. if so what was it and did it work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pineapple, NO!!!!!

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

I am _ruit and am regularly brought to be used for sex lol

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

But in answer no, not just to use it for sex

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Yes and made a lovely moussaka with it afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would scan your barcode anytime

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By *ecret MomentsCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Butternut squash. Oooer...should have bought a smaller one lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yep cucumber, but used a condom of course.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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My delicate bits never want to be used like that,I don't want to look like a display piece at the local greengrocers

Although I don't mind a strawberry dipped in champagne rubbed around them

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By *waymanMan over a year ago

newcastle

"yep cucumber, but used a condom of course."

I can think of at least one member who is no stranger to the _ruit bowl...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes all sorts carots make good butt plugs , lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"yes all sorts carots make good butt plugs , lol

I don't know why but that has made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yep cucumber, but used a condom of course."

oh and it worked - no baby cucumbers

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"yep cucumber, but used a condom of course.

I can think of at least one member who is no stranger to the _ruit bowl..."

but i grew my own

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

Yes, a bag of garden peas to cool the friction burns on my todger. What an athlete!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yep cucumber, but used a condom of course."

Is that safe _ruit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yes all sorts carots make good butt plugs , lol

eeeeeeeeeee what's up doc?

Good for your eyes so good for your (R) sole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im always wary of the tossed salad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not _ruit or veg but a mate of ours used to insert a hard boiled egg in herself and then squat over her husbands lunch box and lay it for him.

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

"Not _ruit or veg but a mate of ours used to insert a hard boiled egg in herself and then squat over her husbands lunch box and lay it for him."

Wow, thats worth getting up and going to work for.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Yes, a bag of garden peas to cool the friction burns on my todger. What an athlete!"

usain bolt????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yes all sorts carots make good butt plugs , lol

eeeeeeeeeee what's up doc?

Good for your eyes so good for your (R) sole

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what up jack lol comes in handy when no other things around , just dont nibble after ,

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"yes all sorts carots make good butt plugs , lol

a good friend is an A&E staff nurse, they have had to remove more than one carrot and other things from peoples arses..

(not the same person mind)

they once said to us 'why dont they just use a butt plug' which caused a spilt drink lol..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also know an A&E nurse and she always says its not the objects but the excuses that get them laughing

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Also know an A&E nurse and she always says its not the objects but the excuses that get them laughing"

yep, same thing..

keeping a straight face lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Butternut squash. Oooer...should have bought a smaller one lol.

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lol but it is nice to eat.xx

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By *evilwolfCouple over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Also know an A&E nurse and she always says its not the objects but the excuses that get them laughing"

sorry nurse, I was peeling these carrots at the kitchen sink, completely starkers, when I slipped on a piece of potato peeling and landed on a carrot that had dropped on the floor, which inserted itself into my tush.... yer right

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, a bag of garden peas to cool the friction burns on my todger. What an athlete!

usain bolt????

In and out in less than 10 seconds. A new world record!

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Yes, a bag of garden peas to cool the friction burns on my todger. What an athlete!

usain bolt????

In and out in less than 10 seconds. A new world record!"

It would have been but I false started.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also know an A&E nurse and she always says its not the objects but the excuses that get them laughing"
me too she tell us all sorts of storys , lol xx

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