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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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Christmas Eve we’re all down t’pub
Drinks a quiz, spirits wine and grub,
Lots of ale and cider we drank
Singing carols and in god we all thank,
Oh god! It’s Christmas morning
my heads pounding and sromach’s groaning
Still all is well and prezzies a plenty
So why on Boxing Day is house so empty |
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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago
west here ford shire |
"Santa comes but once a year
But when he does you’ll shed a tear
Presents he does bring
Whilst the bells they do ring
But an elf sucked his cock
On Route to his flock
My god this means santa’s A queer xx  "
Sorry typo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a jolly man from the North Pole
Who made fucking women his goal
With his coat fluffy and red
He bent them over their bed
And stuck his cock deep in their hole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was an old woman called Granny
Who had an amazing fat fanny
It wobbled like trifle
When she gave men an eyeful
Be they Brit , Russian or Pakistani. "
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"There was an old woman called Granny
Who had an amazing fat fanny
It wobbled like trifle
When she gave men an eyeful
Be they Brit , Russian or Pakistani.
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There once lived a Rudolph Rip Rock
Who kept his dick warm in a sock
Till it peeped out one Winter's
And shattered to splinters
So we all laughed our fucking heads off.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was an old woman called Granny
Who had an amazing fat fanny
It wobbled like trifle
When she gave men an eyeful
Be they Brit , Russian or Pakistani. "
That made my eyes cry with laughter  |
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