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The first thing to your right, is going up the arse of the poster above
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is it? since were starting this is for the next poster.
Large can of Monster energy drink  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My son   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turntable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cushion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A metal nail file.
Ouch"
Sorry... it’s a pint glass for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lit candle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lit candle! "
sofa cushion
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The dog |
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Vics VapoRub (even I'm thinking OUCH!)
xslutx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lit candle! sofa cushion"
Lynx wake up body wash  |
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"A lit candle! sofa cushion
Lynx wake up body wash "
My car door. Sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toaster  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My remote control xx lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Daddy shark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sky remote, sorry. |
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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago
The dot in the i |
A full range of chewing gum (sorry, I’m at work ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is hilarious , keep it up folks ( ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hairdryer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A hippo |
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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago
solihull |
Might struggle, a three seater sofa.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sky remote! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Might struggle, a three seater sofa.... "
Gonna need a shit load of lube here |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
Deep in the New Forest |
"Might struggle, a three seater sofa.... Gonna need a shit load of lube here "
Bedside alarm clock. |
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A jumbo, squeezy, mayonnaise bottle x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An armchair x |
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It's a candle. Lit.
Ouch. Sorry.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blue whale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dog. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fork  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A slipper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Number3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A clip on desk lamp |
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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago
Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish) |
Sky Remote (ouch) |
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By *lutchieMan
over a year ago
West Midlands |
The oven im cooking sausages for tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A tub of my daughter's kinetic sand. Lol |
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Christmas tree complete with baubles, tinsel and a lit up fairy on top |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christmas tree complete with baubles, tinsel and a lit up fairy on top"
TV remote....ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A whisk.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A whisk.. "
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"A whisk.. "
My dogs just come and sat by me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cushion "
Remote - sorry  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Hungry hungry hippos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My son "
same here lol |
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A Canon MP492 printer.... brace yourself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Franks red hot sauce |
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My sofa.. Sorry but let me scotch guard it first please |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
Bedside lamp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Canon MP492 printer.... brace yourself! "
Good god! |
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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago
Kidderminster |
A virgin media remote control |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A towel rail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hungry hungry hippos "
Yikes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Table |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Table"
the cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tiger balm
Should that be lid on or off?  |
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Christmas sofa cushion... Can you please have it dry cleaned before you return it? |
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large bluetooth headphones....... ouch ..... wireless tho ... |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Another Sky Remote...cock sized apparently!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sorry! Scissors and duck tape! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christmas sofa cushion... Can you please have it dry cleaned before you return it? "
Bugger was hoping for a strap on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A TV remote and a vape.... Sorry... But you might be able to blow smoke rings while changing channel! |
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"Another Sky Remote...cock sized apparently!! "
lol |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"A TV remote and a vape.... Sorry... But you might be able to blow smoke rings while changing channel! "
Is that what they mean by blowing smoke up someone's arse?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A TV remote and a vape.... Sorry... But you might be able to blow smoke rings while changing channel!
Is that what they mean by blowing smoke up someone's arse?! "
Glitter bows and sellotape |
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By *mbeMan
over a year ago
Mansfield |
Shepherds Pie!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A spiral bound notepad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glass of shiraz |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
Box set of 1966 Batman tv series |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mobile phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A table and four chairs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An electric fan |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A box of quality street |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it? since were starting this is for the next poster.
Large can of Monster energy drink "
My second thing would be a large can of Monster! Juiced (yellow one) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A dining table sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Side table. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My late mothers ashes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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8 ft Christmas tree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A wall |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bend over Hot buttered crumpet heading your way |
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"Bend over Hot buttered crumpet heading your way "
50 inch plasma TV.
Brace yourself...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bend over Hot buttered crumpet heading your way
50 inch plasma TV.
Brace yourself......"
Christmas tree |
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Pringles tube.
Salt and vinegar flavour if that helps. |
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"A Canon MP492 printer.... brace yourself! Good god!"
Yeah, the joys of having a desktop! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A mince pie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Xmas cracker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A car door? Good luck everybody! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Box of tissues. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A scented candle.. and it's lit |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"A scented candle.. and it's lit "
A bottle of Jack Daniels but bottom first so I can still drink it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bathroom sink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A scented candle.. and it's lit
A bottle of Jack Daniels but bottom first so I can still drink it "
Kinky.. and greedy!! |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
A large wine glass. Just let me get the wine out of it first, then bend over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pizza cutter wheelie thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A door |
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"Pizza cutter wheelie thing. "
Chest of drawers...ouch |
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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago
North of Okehampton, South of Bideford |
our A3 Printer...sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The wife. |
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"our A3 Printer...sorry"
That'll be fun to explain in A&E |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Sweet and sour chicken balls |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Sweet and sour chicken balls "
Soup bowl |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
TJ the cat may be in for a bit of a shock lol |
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"TJ the cat may be in for a bit of a shock lol "
My glasses..
Good thing I've got a spare pair! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My work bag.....
It’s heavy ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sky remote lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rolled up pair of socks. Chunky knit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Butternut squash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kitchen door |
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"Rolled up pair of socks. Chunky knit. "
Santa sweet box |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Husky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cup of cherry Pepsi max. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A collie
Never going to happen to my dogs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hubby  "
Works for me but technically I stole him from Chloe.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roll of 2 inch wide gloss red packaging tape...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hubby"
how novel...a sky remote
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Mojito jar |
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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago
ashford |
A bicycle helmet or a laptop..... your choice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A trifle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A table lamp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hot chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hubby"
I'll return him safely to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot chocolate "
A burning hot radiator. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A DeWalt drill |
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By *oc30Man
over a year ago
Cheltenham |
My wardrobe
I’ve seen all sorts in A&E but a butternut squash was the best ( had to go to theatres ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hiliarous this thread.... My car keys up yours!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry Magical, but it's the sky remote for you...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feel sorry for the person above... taxi driver up yer balloon knot.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horny guy not sure this is strictly legal but to the right of me is my dog... |
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