Never anything bad at a Christmas do, but at my last company they used to have a mid summer one as well, and that descended into a massive brawl among several staff that I tried to break up but got dragged into  |
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"The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows. 
Pull the udder one
A veritable meat market 
He's obviously got some sort of a beef"
No, truly, i used to be a herdsman and because i don't celebrate Xmas i always had to do the milking. Cows don't know it's supposed to be a holiday.
So the 7am milking went smoothly then the farmer's wife decided to do me Christmas dinner, much food and alcohol. The afternoon milking didn't go so well. |
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"The only Xmas parties i've been to involved 300 cows.
Pull the udder one
A veritable meat market
He's obviously got some sort of a beef
No, truly, i used to be a herdsman and because i don't celebrate Xmas i always had to do the milking. Cows don't know it's supposed to be a holiday.
So the 7am milking went smoothly then the farmer's wife decided to do me Christmas dinner, much food and alcohol. The afternoon milking didn't go so well. "
Nope, can't see any more puns, for shame! I would have steaked my life on one. |
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