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Why won't she just give me the damn pussy? Fuck this!
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"My ex girlfriend still has my cat and won't give her back. It's my cat dammit! "
I find it ironic that cats are known as pussies when it's a proven fact that all cats are dicks.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex girlfriend still has my cat and won't give her back. It's my cat dammit!
I find it ironic that cats are known as pussies when it's a proven fact that all cats are dicks.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get the cat back... Cat nap it...it's your kitty"
Damn right that kitty is all mine! But I cannot take it by force, she has to hand it over willingly. I'll have my pussy and I'll have it now damnit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm...this is a fucked up dilemma.
Have you sent a cock pic? "
She met my cock in person but I showed her pics of him before she met him. He's a big ol cock and she could never handle him on her own. He's here with me in his coop keeping warm and well fed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmm...this is a fucked up dilemma.
Have you sent a cock pic?
She met my cock in person but I showed her pics of him before she met him. He's a big ol cock and she could never handle him on her own. He's here with me in his coop keeping warm and well fed. "
Yea that's all well & good but it don't excuse the fact you walked out on the cat in the first place...I'm quite close to being disgusted by this behaviour, let alone these expectations!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get the cat back... Cat nap it...it's your kitty
I'll start the van and get the balaclavas out! "
Whoa buddy! Easy there. You can't go about trying to get the pussy that way, you'll end up in jail. You have to lure the pussy and let it come to you willingly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm...this is a fucked up dilemma.
Have you sent a cock pic?
She met my cock in person but I showed her pics of him before she met him. He's a big ol cock and she could never handle him on her own. He's here with me in his coop keeping warm and well fed.
Yea that's all well & good but it don't excuse the fact you walked out on the cat in the first place...I'm quite close to being disgusted by this behaviour, let alone these expectations! "
Hey! Me walking out doesn't change the fact that the kitty is mine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmm...this is a fucked up dilemma.
Have you sent a cock pic?
She met my cock in person but I showed her pics of him before she met him. He's a big ol cock and she could never handle him on her own. He's here with me in his coop keeping warm and well fed.
Yea that's all well & good but it don't excuse the fact you walked out on the cat in the first place...I'm quite close to being disgusted by this behaviour, let alone these expectations! "
If I had walked out on my ex my cat would have been in my bag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmm...this is a fucked up dilemma.
Have you sent a cock pic?
She met my cock in person but I showed her pics of him before she met him. He's a big ol cock and she could never handle him on her own. He's here with me in his coop keeping warm and well fed.
Yea that's all well & good but it don't excuse the fact you walked out on the cat in the first place...I'm quite close to being disgusted by this behaviour, let alone these expectations!
If I had walked out on my ex my cat would have been in my bag."
Bloody el...
I'm reporting you ALL to the RSPCA!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmm...this is a fucked up dilemma.
Have you sent a cock pic?
She met my cock in person but I showed her pics of him before she met him. He's a big ol cock and she could never handle him on her own. He's here with me in his coop keeping warm and well fed.
Yea that's all well & good but it don't excuse the fact you walked out on the cat in the first place...I'm quite close to being disgusted by this behaviour, let alone these expectations!
If I had walked out on my ex my cat would have been in my bag.
Bloody el...
I'm reporting you ALL to the RSPCA!
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It was my cat, I let him keep everything else. She died before we split up anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm...this is a fucked up dilemma.
Have you sent a cock pic?
She met my cock in person but I showed her pics of him before she met him. He's a big ol cock and she could never handle him on her own. He's here with me in his coop keeping warm and well fed.
Yea that's all well & good but it don't excuse the fact you walked out on the cat in the first place...I'm quite close to being disgusted by this behaviour, let alone these expectations!
If I had walked out on my ex my cat would have been in my bag.
Bloody el...
I'm reporting you ALL to the RSPCA!
It was my cat, I let him keep everything else. She died before we split up anyway."
Was the passing of your kitty the cause of the split? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmm...this is a fucked up dilemma.
Have you sent a cock pic?
She met my cock in person but I showed her pics of him before she met him. He's a big ol cock and she could never handle him on her own. He's here with me in his coop keeping warm and well fed.
Yea that's all well & good but it don't excuse the fact you walked out on the cat in the first place...I'm quite close to being disgusted by this behaviour, let alone these expectations!
If I had walked out on my ex my cat would have been in my bag.
Bloody el...
I'm reporting you ALL to the RSPCA!
It was my cat, I let him keep everything else. She died before we split up anyway.
Was the passing of your kitty the cause of the split? "
No. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish that's all I have to worry about...... Life is shit - fuck and move on!!!!!
Oh are you the one who has the cat ? "
Yes, it's her.. didn't want to say but yeah. Real meanie eh |
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