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"He’s heard me laugh and cry within the space of five minutes.  "
She’s actually got a deal sorted that will please all of the people but non of the government or the EU negotiators will listen  |
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"He’s heard me laugh and cry within the space of five minutes.
She’s actually got a deal sorted that will please all of the people but non of the government or the EU negotiators will listen "
She grasped the point of the thread better than sleepy me!  |
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Once appeared in a low budget romantic comedy production as a milkmaid who fell in love with the local snake charmer entitled...
‘It started with a hiss’ |
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"Once appeared in a low budget romantic comedy production as a milkmaid who fell in love with the local snake charmer entitled...
‘It started with a hiss’"
Fab royalty or real royalty? Kate Will never know. |
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"Once appeared in a low budget romantic comedy production as a milkmaid who fell in love with the local snake charmer entitled...
‘It started with a hiss’
Fab royalty or real royalty? Kate Will never know. "
She really is an Elf and makes her own Pixie dust  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
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"Once appeared in a low budget romantic comedy production as a milkmaid who fell in love with the local snake charmer entitled...
‘It started with a hiss’
Fab royalty or real royalty? Kate Will never know. "
Her name comes, not from the abbreviation of Dorothy, but is a word play on the lesser spotted Highland bird of which she is an avid twitcher |
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"Once appeared in a low budget romantic comedy production as a milkmaid who fell in love with the local snake charmer entitled...
‘It started with a hiss’
Fab royalty or real royalty? Kate Will never know.
Her name comes, not from the abbreviation of Dorothy, but is a word play on the lesser spotted Highland bird of which she is an avid twitcher"
Loves to teabag apparently |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once appeared in a low budget romantic comedy production as a milkmaid who fell in love with the local snake charmer entitled...
‘It started with a hiss’
Fab royalty or real royalty? Kate Will never know.
Her name comes, not from the abbreviation of Dorothy, but is a word play on the lesser spotted Highland bird of which she is an avid twitcher"
He decided to boost his protein intake to help with training but is too stingey to buy shakes. He now hosts daily bukkake meets and keeps an excess in his fridge. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
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"Once appeared in a low budget romantic comedy production as a milkmaid who fell in love with the local snake charmer entitled...
‘It started with a hiss’
Fab royalty or real royalty? Kate Will never know.
Her name comes, not from the abbreviation of Dorothy, but is a word play on the lesser spotted Highland bird of which she is an avid twitcher
Loves to teabag apparently "
Got their name by mistyping after painting their shed a multiple different shades of grey |
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Was once recruited by a travelling circus to appear as the ring master but was forced to retire after only two performances when he developed a morbid fear of being beneath a big top. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Is the subject of a restraining order from Perky the pig, after *the incident*. Sam’s words ‘Pinky went pop’ ringing in Perky’s ears, still gives him nightsweats. |
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"Was once recruited by a travelling circus to appear as the ring master but was forced to retire after only two performances when he developed a morbid fear of being beneath a big top."
although she's a hot nurse, there's not a lot she can do about his rudolph the red knob pose.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was part of a genetic experiment to grow a leopard of human intelligence that didn’t quite go as planned and is now the owner of the worlds most purrrrfect tits. |
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"Was part of a genetic experiment to grow a leopard of human intelligence that didn’t quite go as planned and is now the owner of the worlds most purrrrfect tits."
are actually a real life mr and mr smith hit team
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
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"Was part of a genetic experiment to grow a leopard of human intelligence that didn’t quite go as planned and is now the owner of the worlds most purrrrfect tits.are actually a real life mr and mr smith hit team"
He's really Keyser Söze |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Was part of a genetic experiment to grow a leopard of human intelligence that didn’t quite go as planned and is now the owner of the worlds most purrrrfect tits.are actually a real life mr and mr smith hit team"
That he's actually a bush survival expert and has survived a neat fatal penis blow to the head |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
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"International paaaaaarp champions"
Owing to an unfortunate accident in early childhood he actually doesn't have any facial features and has to draw them on everyday with sharpie pens. However he is available for bar mitzvah's and children's parties |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
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"Once failed a Milk Tray advert audition by climbing in the window with an empty box and a chocolate-smeared face. "
Had to pay coca colas revenues for using the red santa costume in 2p coins won by kicking the slot machines in Blackpool pier |
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