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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.
Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree  "
 Oi you pinched my words  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.
Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree "
Some might call this errr..... blackmail? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What's the pay like?
Pay will be linked to performance...Granny, You out of all peeps should know that...
I can stand still for hours resembling a table lamp "
yeah, but we all know there s a genie inside ... |
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"Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.
Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree
Some might call this errr..... blackmail? "
Only if one has something to hide |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.
Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree
Some might call this errr..... blackmail?
Only if one has something to hide"
Who has let you out this evening ?;-) |
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"Quiet, shy and retiring and wouldn't say boo to a goose.
Plus I have enough info on certain people that they wouldn't want disclosing if they disagree
Some might call this errr..... blackmail?
Only if one has something to hideWho has let you out this evening ?;-)"
I have permission and a glass of red |
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"Me Me Me Me Me  Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion
oh, i dont know...  You re supposed to be impartial...lol"
your fault...
you diverted my attention from the application to the applicant.. |
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"So up to now just me  Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)"
any chance of job sharing..
lovely dress code..
and lunch break would be yeeha.. |
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"So up to now just me Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)"
I don't know what you mean, I have no knowledge of house parties, where certain events took place.
I have told you I am a wallflower. AREN'T I |
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"Me Me Me Me Me Now, now, now... please supply the appropriate credentials; shouting Me Me Me and displaying an admittedly wonderful pair of boobs is not enough on this occasion
oh, i dont know...
Now you only gone and made me blush  "
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"So up to now just me Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)
any chance of job sharing..
lovely dress code..
and lunch break would be yeeha.. "
#And surreysensual is thinking off food, boobs and fun ... instead of focussing on tehejob... |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"So up to now just me Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)
I don't know what you mean, I have no knowledge of house parties, where certain events took place.
I have told you I am a wallflower. AREN'T I"
If lightning were to strike right now for blasphemy... you d be struck |
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"So up to now just me Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)
I don't know what you mean, I have no knowledge of house parties, where certain events took place.
I have told you I am a wallflower. AREN'T IIf lightning were to strike right now for blasphemy... you d be struck "
Oh sorry you said struck |
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"So up to now just me Omg if that is the case, we are doomed. The world and this interview would deteriorate into mayhem, sex and drink orgies...;-)
any chance of job sharing..
lovely dress code..
and lunch break would be yeeha.. #And surreysensual is thinking off food, boobs and fun ... instead of focussing on tehejob..."
sod the food lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ? 
twas ME 
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is 
The opposite to a right handed Honeysuckle"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is "
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe..."
Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind..."
You clearly have insider knowledge pmsl... |
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe...
Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here "
Blooming, very funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe...
Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here
Blooming, very funny"
I never even thought of that till you said it |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe...
Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here
Blooming, very funny
I never even thought of that till you said it "
Dont pretend your innocence, lady .... |
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe...
Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here "
on the forum....perish the thought ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind..."
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you "
You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is... |
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is..."
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones.. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones.."
Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
its a bit like a ladies clematis i believe...
Oh now you just talking gobbledegook , strops off in a huff never get a blooming answer to a serious question on here
Blooming, very funny
I never even thought of that till you said it Dont pretend your innocence, lady ...."
I is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you "
Theres mortar you than meets the eye... |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall. "
Should that possibly read "groaning and loining" ? |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall. "
Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you
Theres mortar you than meets the eye..."
She is already immortal...;-) |
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?"
absolutely..
as long as you dont conduct the interview with your heel caught in your ahem... unmentionables..
broke 3 pencils allready.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?"
Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?
Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks "
men |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?
absolutely..
as long as you dont conduct the interview with your heel caught in your ahem... unmentionables..
broke 3 pencils allready.. "
Let me look after your pencil...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.
Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha "
You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?
Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks "
Just doing quality check so you get the very best |
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?
Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks "
Interview??
turn up dressed like that and the jobs yours..
after consultation with my co- interviewer of course.. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.
Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha
You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint. "
I need to witness this... at some point |
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"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.
Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha
You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint. "
Laine I have those cross stutch designs you wanted! |
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?
absolutely..
as long as you dont conduct the interview with your heel caught in your ahem... unmentionables..
broke 3 pencils allready.. Let me look after your pencil...;-)"
oops, thats 4 !! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I notice that Mrs A is conspicuous by her absence
probably fallen into her voddy "
You did see Mr A s comment about expecting her to wake up with a sore bottom rather thana sore head...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?
Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks Just doing quality check so you get the very best "
Long as you havnt worn them out before I get to them |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.
Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha
You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint. "
You are lovely but quiet drinks milk n does needlepoint errrrrm sorry but even I cant lie that good lmao |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?
absolutely..
as long as you dont conduct the interview with your heel caught in your ahem... unmentionables..
broke 3 pencils allready.. Let me look after your pencil...;-)
oops, thats 4 !!"
I love a certain type of lead....;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.
Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha
You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint. I need to witness this... at some point"
I'm sure you are most welcome to join Pet and I with our needlework. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?
Hey I have just realised you will be giving all the guys interviews before you interview me , a cunning plan to get your hands on all the me first me thinks Just doing quality check so you get the very best
Long as you havnt worn them out before I get to them "
No chance at my age...;-) |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.
Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha
You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint. I need to witness this... at some point
I'm sure you are most welcome to join Pet and I with our needlework. "
Stitch and bitch or more knit one pearl one...? |
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"Me Me Me Me Me
Who said that ?
twas ME
Are you the left handed Honeysuckle ?
Yes
pssst anyone tell me what a left handed Honeysuckle is
Shes the unfortunate paramour of the right handed Bind...
You are really out to confuddle this poor little wall flower arnt you You so seriously need a formal.....INTERVIEW that is...
indeedy doody...
take a letter miss jones..Well, perhpas if you could take your eyes of her boobs for a moment or two you could be eligible to be the co-interviewer?
absolutely..
as long as you dont conduct the interview with your heel caught in your ahem... unmentionables..
broke 3 pencils allready.. Let me look after your pencil...;-)
oops, thats 4 !!I love a certain type of lead....;-)"
HB4..
pliable yet firm and good for broad strokes..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.
Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha
You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint.
You are lovely but quiet drinks milk n does needlepoint errrrrm sorry but even I cant lie that good lmao "
Tch ...... you do one lap-dance on paddy...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I notice that Mrs A is conspicuous by her absence
probably fallen into her voddy You did see Mr A s comment about expecting her to wake up with a sore bottom rather thana sore head...;-)"
yes I did bless hope she only falls in and not on the voddy then have you seen how wide a voddy bottle is |
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"*whispers* I'm a shy retiring wallflower type. Fully qualified to do grouting and pointing as I have such an empathic relationship with a wall.
Hahahaha i'll crack the jokes laine lmao shy retiring wallflower hahaha
You of all people should know how quiet and unassuming I am Bunky, you've met me and seen how I only drink milk and do needlepoint.
You are lovely but quiet drinks milk n does needlepoint errrrrm sorry but even I cant lie that good lmao "
sounds like an good night in.. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...
the best kind of hijacking... "
What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I notice that Mrs A is conspicuous by her absence
probably fallen into her voddy You did see Mr A s comment about expecting her to wake up with a sore bottom rather thana sore head...;-)
yes I did bless hope she only falls in and not on the voddy then have you seen how wide a voddy bottle is "
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...
the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)
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theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on trackThank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)
Me and sense's "
Talk to _empnbunk... he seems temporarily sensible. Failing that try Eurowhattsit... |
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"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...
the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)
theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol "
I'll be the one serving drinks and offering nibles |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on track
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Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand... |
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on trackThank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)
Me and sense's Talk to _empnbunk... he seems temporarily sensible. Failing that try Eurowhattsit..."
Os the red kicking in? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...
the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)
theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol
I'll be the one serving drinks and offering nibles"
Listen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on trackThank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)
Me and sense's Talk to _empnbunk... he seems temporarily sensible. Failing that try Eurowhattsit...
Os the red kicking in?"
Seriously so... I am wetting myself... LAUGHING!!! |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...
the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)
theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol
I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!! "
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on track
Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand..."
only hot chocolate here..
but if i need help you best come quick.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay time to play hard ball and give you my wall-flower credentials.
Wallflower Wine Recipe.
Winemaking Ingredients:
300 ml / 1/2 pint of wallflower petals
1 lb / 450 grams sultanas
2 1/2 lb / 1,250 grams sugar
2 lemons
8 pints / 1 gallon water
1/4 oz / 10 grams wine yeast
Winemaking Method:
This is also known as 'Gillieflower wine' in the Shropshire area.
It is important to always pick the wallflower petals when they are dry and preferably open in the sunshine.
They must be used straight away, just after picking.
Place all of the wallflower petals into the fermentation bucket, together with the sultanas (washed and finely chopped or minced), and then pour on all of the water (boiling).
Stir well and then cover, allowing to gradually cool. Start the wine yeast in a separate container and add to the fermentation bucket once working well. At this stage, the mixture should be left to ferment for a total of seven days, stirring once or twice each day. After this period, strain into a sterilised demijohn, add an airlock and leave to ferment until the yeast has completely worked itself out. This can be as quick as just three months. When the wallflower wine has cleared, you can siphon it straight into bottles.
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...
the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)
theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol
I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!!
spoil sport "
Now we can all see what YOUR motivation was for wanting to be a co interviewer. Ladies and gents... _empnbunk is after nibbling boobies!!!! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on track
Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...
only hot chocolate here..
but if i need help you best come quick.."
I do ... |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Okay time to play hard ball and give you my wall-flower credentials.
Wallflower Wine Recipe.
Winemaking Ingredients:
300 ml / 1/2 pint of wallflower petals
1 lb / 450 grams sultanas
2 1/2 lb / 1,250 grams sugar
2 lemons
8 pints / 1 gallon water
1/4 oz / 10 grams wine yeast
Winemaking Method:
This is also known as 'Gillieflower wine' in the Shropshire area.
It is important to always pick the wallflower petals when they are dry and preferably open in the sunshine.
They must be used straight away, just after picking.
Place all of the wallflower petals into the fermentation bucket, together with the sultanas (washed and finely chopped or minced), and then pour on all of the water (boiling).
Stir well and then cover, allowing to gradually cool. Start the wine yeast in a separate container and add to the fermentation bucket once working well. At this stage, the mixture should be left to ferment for a total of seven days, stirring once or twice each day. After this period, strain into a sterilised demijohn, add an airlock and leave to ferment until the yeast has completely worked itself out. This can be as quick as just three months. When the wallflower wine has cleared, you can siphon it straight into bottles.
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"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...
the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)
theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol
I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!!
spoil sport Now we can all see what YOUR motivation was for wanting to be a co interviewer. Ladies and gents... _empnbunk is after nibbling boobies!!!! "
does'nt make him a bad person.. |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
south coast |
"Okay time to play hard ball and give you my wall-flower credentials.
Wallflower Wine Recipe.
Winemaking Ingredients:
300 ml / 1/2 pint of wallflower petals
1 lb / 450 grams sultanas
2 1/2 lb / 1,250 grams sugar
2 lemons
8 pints / 1 gallon water
1/4 oz / 10 grams wine yeast
Winemaking Method:
This is also known as 'Gillieflower wine' in the Shropshire area.
It is important to always pick the wallflower petals when they are dry and preferably open in the sunshine.
They must be used straight away, just after picking.
Place all of the wallflower petals into the fermentation bucket, together with the sultanas (washed and finely chopped or minced), and then pour on all of the water (boiling).
Stir well and then cover, allowing to gradually cool. Start the wine yeast in a separate container and add to the fermentation bucket once working well. At this stage, the mixture should be left to ferment for a total of seven days, stirring once or twice each day. After this period, strain into a sterilised demijohn, add an airlock and leave to ferment until the yeast has completely worked itself out. This can be as quick as just three months. When the wallflower wine has cleared, you can siphon it straight into bottles.
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or go to the bar and buy a round its wayyy quicker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on trackThank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)
Me and sense's Talk to _empnbunk... he seems temporarily sensible. Failing that try Eurowhattsit..."
Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower... |
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on track
Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...
only hot chocolate here..
but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ..."
5 now! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...
the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)
theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol
I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!!
spoil sport Now we can all see what YOUR motivation was for wanting to be a co interviewer. Ladies and gents... _empnbunk is after nibbling boobies!!!!
does'nt make him a bad person.."
True, just "single-minded" |
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Is that enough to get the threasd back on track
Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...
only hot chocolate here..
but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ..."
You called |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on trackThank goodness the vicar's wife has come to her senses...or has she ?;-)
Me and sense's Talk to _empnbunk... he seems temporarily sensible. Failing that try Eurowhattsit...
Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower..."
All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on track
Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...
only hot chocolate here..
but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ...
You called"
I did... |
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"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...
the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)
theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol
I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!!
spoil sport Now we can all see what YOUR motivation was for wanting to be a co interviewer. Ladies and gents... _empnbunk is after nibbling boobies!!!!
does'nt make him a bad person..True, just "single-minded""
nothing wrong with a bit of focus.. |
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on track
Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...
only hot chocolate here..
but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ...
You calledI did..."
One glass of red or shall we move onto something else? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm getting worried... this thread is being hi jacked into all sorts of perverse plans...
the best kind of hijacking... What are we going to do with the selfproclaimed wall flowers? What kind of interview technique, test method, suitability check should we put in place?;-)
theres only 1 way to deal with it....get everyone to dress up for a nite out put them in 1 big room add some music,drinks kinda like a social and you'll soon see who's a proper wall flower and who's lyin....lol
I'll be the one serving drinks and offering niblesListen ... you cannot get your magnificent boobies out AGAIN for nibbles...it aint this kind of party!!
spoil sport Now we can all see what YOUR motivation was for wanting to be a co interviewer. Ladies and gents... _empnbunk is after nibbling boobies!!!!
does'nt make him a bad person..True, just "single-minded"
nothing wrong with a bit of focus.. "
Thats awesome... |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on track
Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...
only hot chocolate here..
but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ...
You calledI did...
One glass of red or shall we move onto something else?"
Would you believe it... I just knocked one over my pc... what a terrible, terrible waste of a glass of Merlot!!!! |
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"I have cross stitch of wallflowers
Is that enough to get the threasd back on track
Ill have to put you in charge for a while as I have duties to attend to at home... and ... some of the posters are rather getting out of hand...
only hot chocolate here..
but if i need help you best come quick.. I do ...
You calledI did...
One glass of red or shall we move onto something else?Would you believe it... I just knocked one over my pc... what a terrible, terrible waste of a glass of Merlot!!!!"
oops, nearly spilt my hot chocolate then.. |
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Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine! "
Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-) |
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over a year ago
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Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!
Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)"
hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-) |
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Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!
Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)"
I was too shy to continue |
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Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!
Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)"
we were all furtled out, especially once the hot chocolate had been d*unk.. |
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Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!
Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)
I was too shy to continue "
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By *phrodite OP Woman
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Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!
Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)
I was too shy to continue "
I can so believe that..... !!! NOT!!!!! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
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Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!
Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)
we were all furtled out, especially once the hot chocolate had been d*unk.."
So Eurowhatsit led you astray after I left???? |
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Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!
Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)
we were all furtled out, especially once the hot chocolate had been d*unk..So Eurowhatsit led you astray after I left????"
No, not quite..
though being shy it is easy to be led astray.. |
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Dont ask me... That idea is just too far off the wall Flower...All that fennie furtling around wall flowers.... fills me with feelings for more red wine!
Nothing wrong with a good Furtle on a Friday night...;-)hope the furtling was contained last night as I sadly had to retire to my bed..;-)
we were all furtled out, especially once the hot chocolate had been d*unk..So Eurowhatsit led you astray after I left????
No, not quite..
though being shy it is easy to be led astray.. "
ok, I think that you guys have the wrong idea of what "shy" actually means. Here is a definition from the net :
'shy person - someone who shrinks from familiarity with others'
errr... Your Honour, I rest my case!!! |
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