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By *J82Col OP   Man  over a year ago

Colchester

What the most cheesy chat line you've heard? So bad it worked?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are fine

You be the 6

And I'll be the 9

Made me smile so had to reply to that inbox

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I never get chatted up so I never hear that many

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By *J82Col OP   Man  over a year ago

Colchester

Superb!

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By *allSteveMan  over a year ago

Poole

Really fancied this younger female in a club once, but her uglier friend was always there. After plenty of flirty looks to and fro I decided to go over. Totally ignored her and asked her friend if she would like to dance.

She replied "Yes I'd love to"

So I replied " great, fuck off so I can talk to your mate"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Really fancied this younger female in a club once, but her uglier friend was always there. After plenty of flirty looks to and fro I decided to go over. Totally ignored her and asked her friend if she would like to dance.

She replied "Yes I'd love to"

So I replied " great, fuck off so I can talk to your mate" "

Shouldn't laugh but...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All chat up lines have an element of cheesiness to them

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By *allSteveMan  over a year ago

Poole


"Really fancied this younger female in a club once, but her uglier friend was always there. After plenty of flirty looks to and fro I decided to go over. Totally ignored her and asked her friend if she would like to dance.

She replied "Yes I'd love to"

So I replied " great, fuck off so I can talk to your mate"

Shouldn't laugh but... "

Well I did get 1 slap but it worked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey girl, are you Brexit cause I’d give you a weak pound ?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fancy going half’s on a bastard ?

And the one hubby used (it made me laugh)...

“Does this hanky smell of chloroform to you ?”

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By *irthandgirthMan  over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Does this smell like chloroform to you. Works every time

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Q) - How do you like your eggs in the the morning?

A) - Unfertilized!!!!!!

Crashed and burnt........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice camel hows about i see how much it spits

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