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Well I've been up to my elbow trying to clear a blocked drain this afternoon and Jesus the smell was horrific , as was the Olympic Level swearing out of me.
Seriously it smelt like dead people. I've showered, hair washed, lit a joss stick and still feel like I can smell it.
Urgh!
What's the worst smell you've ever encountered?
(And the bloody drain is still blocked)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rotten chicken. I used to deal with the out of date food in a supermarket. It's meant to get cleared out daily but my colleague was off so it had been left a week. I'll never forget the smell  |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
Well I unblock drains all the time aswell as many other jobs but worst is when you have to clean a house after someone has been dead for a few weeks and there body has started to decompose the smell is horrific as well as there skin and hair still been stuck to wherever they have died thankfully not very often I get empty houses like this but have in the past and sure I will again |
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"Rotten chicken. I used to deal with the out of date food in a supermarket. It's meant to get cleared out daily but my colleague was off so it had been left a week. I'll never forget the smell "
Oh God I know that smell. My nan had off chicken in her fridge once. Once smelt never forgotten ( the chicken, not my nan). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cat shit.
And I don't own a fuckibg cat!
Next doors cat occasionaly uses my lawn as a toilet. Bastard!"
My cat was sick once at top of the stairs. I got up to see what the smell was , slipped on it, fell down the stairs smashing the banister.
I could smell it on my foot all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when my dog rolled in a dead seal on local salt marsh and having to have travel home with all the car windows open.., took over a week of daily bathing him to eventually remove the smell "
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"when my dog rolled in a dead seal on local salt marsh and having to have travel home with all the car windows open.., took over a week of daily bathing him to eventually remove the smell "
Oh we had a stupid Labrador that rolled in a dead seagull once, the smell was awful. She also rolled in fox poop too.
That was bad.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skinning a dead calf and cut the guts. It was dark and raining and working by head torch.
Rotten calves and lambs being born.
Rotten eggs that pop.
Yuk. |
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My little cat's litter tray after she's had a dump after eating iams. I have a three storey house and her tray is in the downstairs loo and I can smell it from the top floor. How something so small can produce such a stink is beyond me: it makes us gag!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My little cat's litter tray after she's had a dump after eating iams. I have a three storey house and her tray is in the downstairs loo and I can smell it from the top floor. How something so small can produce such a stink is beyond me: it makes us gag!!! "
It's true. Iams does that to cats |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work with chemicals so we have some lovely smelling ones and ones that are revolting one that makes me feel sick is p-Toluenesulfonyl chloride it’s lovely if it’s the other side of the lab smells like coconut but if you working with it it’s so concentrated it makes you sick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst smell I can remember from the top of my head was when I was at Blackpool Pleasure Beach some years back. I was on the Ghost Train and after the ride's small drop, there was this awful smell. It actually smelt like something had died so as soon as I got off the ride, I let one of the ride attendants about the horrible smell and where it was coming from on the ride. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A dead bloated badger on the side of the road in summer, I was on my bike and the smell hit me about 20 yards away, the worst bit was all the flies buzzing round that I had to ride through "
thought you were talking about me then and our night together. i'll let you off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kids puke closely followed by a blocked drain ,both had me gagging ,I had to take a deep breath before tackling both,op scrub under your nails as possible you got some mank still under them hence why I can smell it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back in my student days I worked for a month clearing blocked sewers with a bucket and shovel .
They said you will get used to the smell .. hell no you never do .
Bath and a long shower every night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Young woman forgot she had a tampon inside for 3 days. Male doctor removed it. The smell on the whole floor was unreal.. I felt sorry for him. She was embarrassed as hell. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Helped a neighbour clean up after he'd been In hospital for 6 weeks and let the leccy go off. His chest freezer was chock full of meat. I will never, ever forget that smell! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Young woman forgot she had a tampon inside for 3 days. Male doctor removed it. The smell on the whole floor was unreal.. I felt sorry for him. She was embarrassed as hell."
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.think im gonna be sick |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Road kill stunk.Now that's smell takes a lot of beating."
Was in an self exploration training in Arizona when the camp dog had an interaction with a skunk.
It used to sneak in to the tents at night, well not that night it didn’t.
It was like rotting/festering garlic rolled in bovine fermented excreted diarrhoea.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fish behind car radiator
I (and friends) once hid some prawns in the hem of curtains in another friends house as a prank - that wasnt pretty at all and his mum didnt thank us....  "
Funny you should mention that because I read a story about a woman who got revenge on her cheating boyfriend by putting prawns in one of the curtain poles in his flat before splitting up with him.
Eventually he moved because of the smell and the poor bloke took the curtain pole with him. |
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"Road kill stunk.Now that's smell takes a lot of beating.
Was in an self exploration training in Arizona when the camp dog had an interaction with a skunk.
It used to sneak in to the tents at night, well not that night it didn’t.
It was like rotting/festering garlic rolled in bovine fermented excreted diarrhoea.
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I've always wondered what skunk smelt like....Urgh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i got revenge on work mates constantly eating my cakes.
so i bought some chocolate eclairs and left them behind the radiator at home for 2 weeks.
they smelt like sewage, so sealed them back up and left them on the fridge for the thief.
he was off work the rest of the week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i got revenge on work mates constantly eating my cakes.
so i bought some chocolate eclairs and left them behind the radiator at home for 2 weeks.
they smelt like sewage, so sealed them back up and left them on the fridge for the thief.
he was off work the rest of the week "
lucky u didn't get sacked for gross misconduct lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many years ago I had the misfortune as part of my then career to smell a dead body that was discovered some time post death. It still haunts me now on occasion  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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The guts bins from the processing when I used to work on a fish farm were pretty special.
We used to put them in screw top barrels on a pallet and then pick the lot up with a matbro and someone would stand on the pallet and empty them into a muck spreader. My boss fell in once. We made him go home... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A rotting body
A guy who lived accross from us died in his bath he got found two weeks later by police as neighbours hadn't seen nor heard him it was mid summer the stench was unreal |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"A rotting body
A guy who lived accross from us died in his bath he got found two weeks later by police as neighbours hadn't seen nor heard him it was mid summer the stench was unreal "
That reminds me - a three day old maggoty dead sheep that kind of "popped" when I threw it into the back of the truck..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Made a pasta soup and took it to work sealed in a tupperware container. Forgot about it and found it 6 months later. What I should have done was just chucked it in the bin but no curiousity got the better of me and I just had to open it to see what is smelt like. How I wished I hadn't and how the rest of the office wished I hadn't either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A general one for me is vomit, that acrid bile smell makes my stomach turn.
Two other encounters ive had are my god-daughters nappy. It was the first time id ever had to change a pooey one and sods law she had to do a monster dump. She burned off all the oxygen in the room. The other one was a friends dog who had passed away and it was laying in the bathroom covered by a towel waiting to be collected by a pet cremater. She needed help carrying him as he was a big dog and when we lifted the towel off him the smell hit me because he was already starting to break down inside and leak. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A rotting body
A guy who lived accross from us died in his bath he got found two weeks later by police as neighbours hadn't seen nor heard him it was mid summer the stench was unreal
That reminds me - a three day old maggoty dead sheep that kind of "popped" when I threw it into the back of the truck....."
Oh that's disgusting I would not have wanted to see or smell that can't stand maggots! |
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