Cutting sayings

By *hloe sussex OP TV/TS over a year ago

Larne

My dad used to say “ if brains were dynamite you wouldent have enough to blow your hat of” lol directed at me mostly any more gems ?

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Your village called, they're missing their idiot

By *bigone81Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

He’s called bungalow cos there ain’t nothing up top

By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't stand there like a tit in a trance!

One of my nan's favourites.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You disappoint me in ways you would never comprehend.

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"You did your best"

"Thanks for trying"

Using these at work to increase my popularity!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not a manager. I’m the ringmaster of a circus