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She's gonna be out tonight complaining to the manager that the dj in a cool trendy cocktail bar she's got dragged into won't play level 42.
It's coming I fookin know it  |
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"She's gonna be out tonight complaining to the manager that the dj in a cool trendy cocktail bar she's got dragged into won't play level 42.
It's coming I fookin know it "
Dammit Janet |
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I was in Battersea last night and walked past a bar with a trendy name that was blaring out cheesy 80s music. It was packed with people dancing and my first thought was works Christmas do. |
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"She's gonna be out tonight complaining to the manager that the dj in a cool trendy cocktail bar she's got dragged into won't play level 42.
It's coming I fookin know it "
Fuck me, that’s funny. We need more threads like this.
I bet Claire in HR, tries it on with Terry in maintenance again and mentions his big power tool! |
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"I was in Battersea last night and walked past a bar with a trendy name that was blaring out cheesy 80s music. It was packed with people dancing and my first thought was works Christmas do."
That's the London dept. of Janets firm ,she knows full well trip advisor is there ready and waiting if the idiots in the bar don't play HER songs and ruin HER night . |
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Oh she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
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I bet Claire in HR, tries it on with Terry in maintenance again and mentions his big power tool! "
She's used half a bottle of femfresh and there's a spare pair of Primark knickers in her handbag just in case. |
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I bet Claire in HR, tries it on with Terry in maintenance again and mentions his big power tool!
She's used half a bottle of femfresh and there's a spare pair of Primark knickers in her handbag just in case."
That’s soooo Claire ! |
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"Oh she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
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Oi you lot, Gordon is ma uncle and Janet is ma cousin I'll have you know!!! |
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