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I will always pick the slowest queue at the asda, you know the one. Woman in front has 40 sets of clothes, 3 of them will have no barcode, at least 2 will scan at a higher price and will need to be checked before pulling out a massive wad of expired coupons and arguing the toss. The checkout lady will want to talk about what the weather is doing even though she has been sat next to a giant window for 6 hours. I just want my fecking pot noodle scanned! |
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"I will always pick the slowest queue at the asda, you know the one. Woman in front has 40 sets of clothes, 3 of them will have no barcode, at least 2 will scan at a higher price and will need to be checked before pulling out a massive wad of expired coupons and arguing the toss. The checkout lady will want to talk about what the weather is doing even though she has been sat next to a giant window for 6 hours. I just want my fecking pot noodle scanned!"
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Peace and quiet on the sofa, nice cup of coffee, opening your tin of Cadbury's chocolate biscuits then Bang the whole fucking family turn up from nowhere. Peace shattered and not a biscuit left  |
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You have nothing to do, nowhere to be and you're home alone, so you have a nice shower, clean sheets, clean jimjams, fluffy socks, and settle in for a nice early night but then don't get to sleep until 3am because your neighbour's rat -faced mongrel won't stop yapping. |
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After battling the crowds and camping out in the cold to get your kids the toy they wanted for xmas, they will open it and play with the box it came in |
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