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Name the strangest thing said during sex
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over a year ago
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"While she was in Cowgirl position, asked me if I wanted to go see a particular movie at the weekend!
No, I wanted to grab a riding crop and use it to keep her focussed   "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"While she was in Cowgirl position, asked me if I wanted to go see a particular movie at the weekend!
No, I wanted to grab a riding crop and use it to keep her focussed "
Should have told her only if you watch it in the sex cinema |
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"While she was in Cowgirl position, asked me if I wanted to go see a particular movie at the weekend!
No, I wanted to grab a riding crop and use it to keep her focussed
Should have told her only if you watch it in the sex cinema "
In reverse cowgirl  |
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"While she was in Cowgirl position, asked me if I wanted to go see a particular movie at the weekend!
No, I wanted to grab a riding crop and use it to keep her focussed "
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An ex girlfriend and I were in the bar in Birmingham airport and felt a bit yeah let’s have it shall we why not so we found nearest disabled toilet and got bang at it
We got caught by security through laffing like mother fuckers because the ex said during our fuck
She said Shit I forgot to pack my butt plug lol x
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By (user no longer on site)
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A guy I was seeing years ago said 'grrr, I'm gonna put a baby in you!' as he was cumming. We were using a condon and I was on contraception but still really freaked me out! |
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"A guy I was seeing years ago said 'grrr, I'm gonna put a baby in you!' as he was cumming. We were using a condon and I was on contraception but still really freaked me out! "
I bet it did fucking ell x |
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"And I quote “Give me the bagpipes” I am not Scottish and neither was she? It put me off my stroke at the time . We never spoke about it again lol"
Another random one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“ Get under the sheets, quick “
I was playing with a couple and their kid woke up and walked into the bedroom....
Good thing the cuck was by the door watching me..... |
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Placing a condom on before penetration and she says "That reminds I need to get some sausages tomorrow"
On another occasion, having just had a really great session and laying back in a post orgasm haze she says "That was good, the sink needs unblocking"
A euphemism I wondered but didn't comment.... |
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"Is it in yet?"
"I'm sure I know your face"
"Sorry, I know, it's as wet as a Haddock's raincoat down there!"
"My husband is a martial arts grand master"
"Really, it's fine, I only laugh when I'm nervous!"
"Ah, looks like the last chicken in Sainsbury's "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you tell me when you've finished pal cause the chippys open now and I fancy a proper jumbo not your cocktail one fella
Are we allowed to make it up?
If so I've just done that  I'm at least battered size btw girlies  |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"“ Get under the sheets, quick “
I was playing with a couple and their kid woke up and walked into the bedroom....
Good thing the cuck was by the door watching me....."
you're not exactly easy to hide. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't worry pal it'll fit in in my mouth
Does it cum with a "danger small object choking hazard"warning on it
(Again ladys never said to me.any of guys exp it? ) |
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maybe she was pointing to something 
