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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This doesn't really count as filthy but it was rather disturbing.
"Can I come and impregnate you now".
Needless to say that was an instant block."
In the history of one liners has that ever worked ha xx |
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By *ootleCouple
over a year ago
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A guy in a nightclub (many years ago) asked me;
'Do you fuck on the first night - or do I have to see you again tomorrow?'
Just in case you need to know the outcome of his twisted wit and my response - I assume he spent the night alone happily playing with his own dick lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An Aussie girl at the Shepherds Bush Walkabout
"when I saw you coming in here... I knew you'd be cumming in here tonight" (Pointing at her mouth...!)
As it happened she was right  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dick has passed away, can I bury it in your vagina?
Works 100% of the time!
You received that one liner? Do you have a nice vagina?"
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Certainly not the filthiest, but one of the strangest
