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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

i was just sitting in my lorry having a wank and really needed to piss. i got out and it shot out my cock like a hose. the only trouble is it was also dripping down my balls.As im working i had to stop it going down my balls and making my trousers wet with my hand . now im going back to the truck depot with a hard cock and wet hands.mmmm ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks for enlightening me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What the hell is going on today in these threads?

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You know when they said" Caring is Sharing"?

I don't think they meant this kind of stuff ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know when they said" Caring is Sharing"?

I don't think they meant this kind of stuff ...."

You mean sharing is caring. Don't worry don't think anyone noticed x

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"You know when they said" Caring is Sharing"?

I don't think they meant this kind of stuff ....

You mean sharing is caring. Don't worry don't think anyone noticed x"

Erm I know what I meant lol

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Thanks for the mental picture OP...

Can someone pass me the brain bleach?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yorkie bars will never taste the same

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Thanks for the mental picture OP...

Can someone pass me the brain bleach? "

I have some disinfectant wipes

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Maybe don't include this in your Xmas Card round robin.

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By *urveLurverMan  over a year ago

Skyview

And in other news......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know when they said" Caring is Sharing"?

I don't think they meant this kind of stuff ....

You mean sharing is caring. Don't worry don't think anyone noticed x

Erm I know what I meant lol"

I do apologise x

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan  over a year ago

Halifax

Cool story.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you have absorbent hands then. Wring them out?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

OP needs therapy of some sort.

I need to somehow erase this story from my brain now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP needs therapy of some sort.

I need to somehow erase this story from my brain now! "

iv just the tonic

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"OP needs therapy of some sort.

I need to somehow erase this story from my brain now! iv just the tonic "

#keentoknowmore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP needs therapy of some sort.

I need to somehow erase this story from my brain now! iv just the tonic

#keentoknowmore

"

id tell u but im 39

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

Perhaps keep some baby wipes in your cab...and hand gel disinfectant ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks for enlightening me "

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bearing in mind you were mid wank... How were you going to clean yourself up after reaching the vinegar strokes?

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

I wouldn’t want to be the person accepting a package from him....dried p**s all over the package.

This is too much for a gentle lady like me....emphasis on ‘lady’...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bearing in mind you were mid wank... How were you going to clean yourself up after reaching the vinegar strokes?

"

Aim out of the window?

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By *izzmasterzeroMan  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Or you could have just waited for your bonner to go down before pissing, you know... like a normal person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reminds me of the time I took a dump whilst doing a hand stand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reminds me of the time I took a dump whilst doing a hand stand "

How was it ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Reminds me of the time I took a dump whilst doing a hand stand "

His leotard was never the same again.

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By *ovegames42Man  over a year ago

london

WTF

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Reminds me of the time I took a dump whilst doing a hand stand "

Don’t.....my brain can’t cope with all this trash.....lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What the hell is going on today in these threads? "

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By *ogNMuseCouple  over a year ago

Surrey


"Bearing in mind you were mid wank... How were you going to clean yourself up after reaching the vinegar strokes?

"

Well if he's got a sleeper cab lorry, he'll have curtains - the universal cock wipe

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Have your trousers dried out yet OP?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Some truck driver you are, no bottle to do it into?

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By *arnsley guy100Man  over a year ago

Sheffield

I Allways Allways think allll subject have been covered and there's nothing else to discuss.....

Then this pops up... Lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I Allways Allways think allll subject have been covered and there's nothing else to discuss.....

Then this pops up... Lol"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

How did you survive potty training/ get beyond it?

We mostly engage the right bits of our body and brains,, except when d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Luckily it happened on the way back to the M&S food depot.

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