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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago
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"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything 
What do you drive?
What does he drive?
The stereotype doesn’t always work.
I drive a BMW, I’m hung like a donkey.  . "
Hope you don't drive like one has most do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything
What do you drive?
What does he drive?
The stereotype doesn’t always work.
I drive a BMW, I’m hung like a donkey. . "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything
What do you drive?
What does he drive?
The stereotype doesn’t always work.
I drive a BMW, I’m hung like a donkey. . "
eeeeeyore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drive Range Rover, well I say drive mainly to the dealer to get fixed, hubby got a merc and a rs focus weekend warrior that never see’s the light of day which I wish he’d get rid of as I want to put a gym in there x |
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"If men have got a big car, people say you’ve got a small dick. If you’ve got a small car, they say you’re a hairdresser. "
Funny you should say that.
My (male) barber drive a smart car, so maybe there’s some truth in the stereotype! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Pontiac Firebird, which I've owned for almost 16 years is currently off the road while I work on the engine and gearbox. I've removed them from the car to rebuild over the winter.
In the meantime, I am rocking a 2010 Mondeo Estate, which I'm enjoying way more than I thought I would. Reminds me a little of the Sierra I owned many years ago.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mode of transport is my van. I love it! As for penis size, are we talking on a cold day or favourable weather?...
Downhill, wind assisted. "
Just so long as it's a warm breeze |
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Car and van + her car.
Occasionally mountain bike, and there is no greater feeling than being faster than some dickhead revving it up only to be beaten by a cyclist 
Unshockingly enough this results in attempts on my life sometimes. Then I take a wing mirror as a souveneir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8
Plus a few more "
A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8
Plus a few more
A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary. "
How did a stationary horse box kill your car? |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8
Plus a few more
A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.
How did a stationary horse box kill your car? "
Maybe they're all euphemisms? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8
Plus a few more
A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary. "
Yep rs Mexico ,goes nicely with my escort cosworth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8
Plus a few more
A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.
How did a stationary horse box kill your car? "
I was stationary the horsebox far from, drove straight through it instead of slowing to pass on a country road at night. Then blamed me for having a wide car while sat in her shitty grot box with 2 unrestrained 7 year old kids sat next to her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8
Plus a few more
A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.
How did a stationary horse box kill your car? "
Nice you find it funny though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8
Plus a few more
A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.
How did a stationary horse box kill your car? "
Nice you find it funny though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8
Plus a few more
A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.
Yep rs Mexico ,goes nicely with my escort cosworth "
Love the Mexico, must be worth a bomb now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.
He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.
His penis is more than adequate.
I don't drive and I have a huge vagina. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.
He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.
His penis is more than adequate.
I don't drive and I have a huge vagina."
How big are your feet? |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.
He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.
His penis is more than adequate.
I don't drive and I have a huge vagina."
Does that make you a parking garage for small cars? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.
He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.
His penis is more than adequate.
I don't drive and I have a huge vagina.How big are your feet?"
Huge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.
He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.
His penis is more than adequate.
I don't drive and I have a huge vagina.
Does that make you a parking garage for small cars?"
Large cocks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8
Plus a few more
A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.
Yep rs Mexico ,goes nicely with my escort cosworth
Love the Mexico, must be worth a bomb now. "
Indeed they are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If cars were penis extensions, he wouldn't need to drive anything.
Anyway, out of the two of us I drive the wankmobile."
That reminds me of Simon's yellow Fiat after Neil spaffed in it. |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.
He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.
His penis is more than adequate.
I don't drive and I have a huge vagina.
Does that make you a parking garage for small cars?
Large cocks."
As i thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drive a Mercedes Benz 2 door, V8, turbo injection.
When driving it, I cruise at 100 on the motorway whenever possible.
It has an integrated drinks refridgerator, a DVD entertainment system, climate controlled air conditioning, air suspension for a smooth ride and consumes fuel at a rate of about 8 miles per gallon.
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