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Oh my God, I’m so ugly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Commenting purely to read everyone else's comments 
Psssst ... you can do that without commenting haha"
Ok, commenting for ease of finding potentially amusing thread tomorrow.  |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"I'm feeling uglier every time I log on here to this gorgeous fest of folk 
Gorgeous is subjective....well kind of "
My mum thinks I look ok....
But objectively, let’s face it, I look like a bull dog, chewing a wasp, that’s sucked on a lemon.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling uglier every time I log on here to this gorgeous fest of folk
Gorgeous is subjective....well kind of
In which case so is ugly "
Just like there is a red wine out there suited for everyone I'm sure you will be someone's flavour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling uglier every time I log on here to this gorgeous fest of folk
Gorgeous is subjective....well kind of
My mum thinks I look ok....
But objectively, let’s face it, I look like a bull dog, chewing a wasp, that’s sucked on a lemon. "
mums are of an age where they need glasses |
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck! 
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
She wasn’t talking to you was she? "
Nope! But I have to express how I feel , no?   |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
She wasn’t talking to you was she?
Nope! But I have to express how I feel , no? "
Nope. |
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
She wasn’t talking to you was she?
Hmmm that’s for her to decide, not you
Nope! But I have to express how I feel , no?
Nope. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Commenting purely to read everyone else's comments
Psssst ... you can do that without commenting haha
Ok, commenting for ease of finding potentially amusing thread tomorrow. "
Good recovery! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry OP you will become less ugly with age and once you get a job, start making money and become established.
Done the above.
Still hoping to get a bit taller as my age increases. "
I don't think that will help with ugliness, horse mask maybe?
Turn the lights off?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Insert here the same comment that I wrote on your 'I'm gorgeous thread'
Still battling the headache I see, have you tried pepto bismol?"
Yes but it didn't work |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"Don't worry OP you will become less ugly with age and once you get a job, start making money and become established.
Done the above.
Still hoping to get a bit taller as my age increases.
I don't think that will help with ugliness, horse mask maybe?
Turn the lights off?*
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None of that helps with my ugliness. Even a gimp mask or a gas mask makes no difference. I pretty much melt every device I look into, and crack mirrors.
When it comes to height I tell them “we are all the same height lying down”. That never seems to work either. 
*I enjoy having the lights on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry OP you will become less ugly with age and once you get a job, start making money and become established.
Done the above.
Still hoping to get a bit taller as my age increases.
I don't think that will help with ugliness, horse mask maybe?
Turn the lights off?*
None of that helps with my ugliness. Even a gimp mask or a gas mask makes no difference. I pretty much melt every device I look into, and crack mirrors.
When it comes to height I tell them “we are all the same height lying down”. That never seems to work either.
*I enjoy having the lights on. "
Ok one final idea. If your mug is really as ugly as you claim, trademark it as a Halloween mask. Sell it on global market and to local farmers and from the money made get yourself a plastic surgery |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"Don't worry OP you will become less ugly with age and once you get a job, start making money and become established.
Done the above.
Still hoping to get a bit taller as my age increases.
I don't think that will help with ugliness, horse mask maybe?
Turn the lights off?*
None of that helps with my ugliness. Even a gimp mask or a gas mask makes no difference. I pretty much melt every device I look into, and crack mirrors.
When it comes to height I tell them “we are all the same height lying down”. That never seems to work either.
*I enjoy having the lights on.
Ok one final idea. If your mug is really as ugly as you claim, trademark it as a Halloween mask. Sell it on global market and to local farmers and from the money made get yourself a plastic surgery "
I’ll have to think about that. Not a bad suggestion actually . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry OP you will become less ugly with age and once you get a job, start making money and become established.
Done the above.
Still hoping to get a bit taller as my age increases.
I don't think that will help with ugliness, horse mask maybe?
Turn the lights off?*
None of that helps with my ugliness. Even a gimp mask or a gas mask makes no difference. I pretty much melt every device I look into, and crack mirrors.
When it comes to height I tell them “we are all the same height lying down”. That never seems to work either.
*I enjoy having the lights on.
Ok one final idea. If your mug is really as ugly as you claim, trademark it as a Halloween mask. Sell it on global market and to local farmers and from the money made get yourself a plastic surgery
I’ll have to think about that. Not a bad suggestion actually . "
or sell effigies to local farmers to display in their fields |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need a sympathy shag?
That might help me feel better.
I guess we can turn the lights out so that you can’t see me, if it would make things easier? "
oh I'd definitely require a dark room |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
"Need a sympathy shag?
That might help me feel better.
I guess we can turn the lights out so that you can’t see me, if it would make things easier? "
Nah, I’ll just fuck you from behind, that way I don’t have to look.
I have a lovely selection of strap ons for you to choose from
Lex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need a sympathy shag?
That might help me feel better.
I guess we can turn the lights out so that you can’t see me, if it would make things easier?
Nah, I’ll just fuck you from behind, that way I don’t have to look.
I have a lovely selection of strap ons for you to choose from
Lex"
he has a very hairy back ya know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need a sympathy shag?
That might help me feel better.
I guess we can turn the lights out so that you can’t see me, if it would make things easier?
Nah, I’ll just fuck you from behind, that way I don’t have to look.
I have a lovely selection of strap ons for you to choose from
Lex"
I have a few to add to that collection. |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"Need a sympathy shag?
That might help me feel better.
I guess we can turn the lights out so that you can’t see me, if it would make things easier?
Nah, I’ll just fuck you from behind, that way I don’t have to look.
I have a lovely selection of strap ons for you to choose from
Lex"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so! "
Peachy has a fantastic ass .......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so!
Peachy has a fantastic ass ....... "
its not as beautiful as my penis tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so! "
they say the hubble telescope can see it from space ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so!
Peachy has a fantastic ass ....... its not as beautiful as my penis tho "
You know what they say about folk who brag! Lmao |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so!
Peachy has a fantastic ass ....... its not as beautiful as my penis tho
You know what they say about folk who brag! Lmao "
What do they say? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
No I just normally wear a bag over my head when I go out to stop people pointing and laughing. "
Keep the bag on to hide the beard and I’ll do ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so!
Peachy has a fantastic ass ....... its not as beautiful as my penis tho
You know what they say about folk who brag! Lmao
What do they say? "
they brag |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
No I just normally wear a bag over my head when I go out to stop people pointing and laughing.
Keep the bag on to hide the beard and I’ll do ya "
That’s more likely than me shaving it off . |
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Hopefully your Mum tells you you’re handsome and not to worry about what everyone else says too.. 
