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The most stupid thing I have ever said in my life
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over a year ago
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Is Belgium in the EU 
In my defence, I'm quite d*unk and have been talking bollocks all night.
And there was a seriously sexy Russian man sitting really near to me all evening. |
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"Is Belgium in the EU
In my defence, I'm quite d*unk and have been talking bollocks all night.
And there was a seriously sexy Russian man sitting really near to me all evening. "
 just say you were so busy enjoying the stupidly strong beer you didn't remember Brussels |
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"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”  "
Is that Russian for I want to suck your balls? (our Belgian waiter pulled that trick on us in Flemish this evening).
They swear a lot these Belgian waiters too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”
Is that Russian for I want to suck your balls? (our Belgian waiter pulled that trick on us in Flemish this evening).
They swear a lot these Belgian waiters too. "
On the right lines. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”
Is that Russian for I want to suck your balls? (our Belgian waiter pulled that trick on us in Flemish this evening).
They swear a lot these Belgian waiters too.
On the right lines."
I would have too, he was gorgeous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”
Is that Klingon?
No it's Edsheerion"
No, that would be “Flowers, memories of the fields of childhood, body empowerment to get my leg over, waaaaahhhh love love vomit” |
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Can't believe I'm saying this, but that I realised in my mid 30's...
You know how that 'beef' is from a cow. I thought 'lamb' was from sheep, not from lambs.
In my defense, I know lambs were baby sheep, but didn't put two and two together.  |
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Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'
In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend. |
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"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'
In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend."
Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'
In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.
Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either? "
That makes me happy 
Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness |
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"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'
In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.
Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either?
That makes me happy
Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness"
Sh*t. I shouldn't have added to this thread. I look even more stupid!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'
In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.
Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either?
That makes me happy
Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness
Sh*t. I shouldn't have added to this thread. I look even more stupid!! "
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"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'
In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.
Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either?
That makes me happy
Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness
Sh*t. I shouldn't have added to this thread. I look even more stupid!!
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Your not having lamb for Sunday dinner are you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'
In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.
Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either?
That makes me happy
Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness
Sh*t. I shouldn't have added to this thread. I look even more stupid!!
Your not having lamb for Sunday dinner are you? "
Hmm might do, a nice bit of sheep, washed down with a half pint of Gibson |
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"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'
In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.
Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either?
That makes me happy
Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness
Sh*t. I shouldn't have added to this thread. I look even more stupid!!
Your not having lamb for Sunday dinner are you?
Hmm might do, a nice bit of sheep, washed down with a half pint of Gibson"
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"Can't believe I'm saying this, but that I realised in my mid 30's...
You know how that 'beef' is from a cow. I thought 'lamb' was from sheep, not from lambs.
In my defense, I know lambs were baby sheep, but didn't put two and two together. "
You’re not eating baby animals are you?  |
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"Can't believe I'm saying this, but that I realised in my mid 30's...
You know how that 'beef' is from a cow. I thought 'lamb' was from sheep, not from lambs.
In my defense, I know lambs were baby sheep, but didn't put two and two together.
You’re not eating baby animals are you? "
Nooooo don't say that.. I'm just eating 'lamb' not lambs... There is a difference. |
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"Can't believe I'm saying this, but that I realised in my mid 30's...
You know how that 'beef' is from a cow. I thought 'lamb' was from sheep, not from lambs.
In my defense, I know lambs were baby sheep, but didn't put two and two together.
You’re not eating baby animals are you?
Nooooo don't say that.. I'm just eating 'lamb' not lambs... There is a difference. "
Shocking..... |
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"Can't believe I'm saying this, but that I realised in my mid 30's...
You know how that 'beef' is from a cow. I thought 'lamb' was from sheep, not from lambs.
In my defense, I know lambs were baby sheep, but didn't put two and two together.
You’re not eating baby animals are you?
Nooooo don't say that.. I'm just eating 'lamb' not lambs... There is a difference.
Shocking..... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought Dom or Sub meant dominoes or subway .
Was frowned upon when I rocked up with a pizza and a sandwich 
That's like my dream meet "
Will grab my car keys  |
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An ex of his was watching Apollo 13 when it first aired on tv ...as the credits rolled.....” good film, but not exactly likely to happen is it ??”
When a friend went to see titanic at the pictures, I told her “oh it sinks at the end “
Apparently I spoilt it for her !!! |
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"I thought Dom or Sub meant dominoes or subway .
Was frowned upon when I rocked up with a pizza and a sandwich
That's like my dream meet
Will grab my car keys "
That's almost like a fab 'Only fools and horses' batman sketch!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Talking to Talk Talk on the phone. The guy asked where are you calling from. I said my living room. Thought he meant for me to check the connection. Guy couldn't stop laughing x |
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"And I've just done something else stupid. Think something that I thought was banter and a joke was actually deadly serious. I land my foot in it again!! "
Don’t worry you will learn from it whatever it was.
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