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Recycling out of date condoms
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By *alcon43 OP Woman
over a year ago
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First of all how many of you check the dates on your condoms? (Probably more relevant to us girls. In my case I carry a variety of sizes, flavours, etc. Guys are more likely to carry just what they need.)
What can I do with condoms past their use by date? The more inventive suggestions the better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Use them anyway, get pregnant, trap the fuck buddy who wanted no commitments and have the baby you so desperately wanted.
(No, this isn’t aimed at OP in any way whatsoever or a reflection of myself or what I would do, just a wee joke)
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"First of all how many of you check the dates on your condoms? (Probably more relevant to us girls. In my case I carry a variety of sizes, flavours, etc. Guys are more likely to carry just what they need.)
What can I do with condoms past their use by date? The more inventive suggestions the better. "
Go in to a garage, and wait until a mechanic id doing some welding or "gas axe" cutting.
Inflate the condom with a flammable gas, and tie the end.
Chuck the balloon near the welding or cutting area, and wait for a stray spark of hot metal to detonate it.
Make sure you are filming it, and get £250 quid for the clip of the resulting "shit my pants" moment from the mechanic!  |
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"First of all how many of you check the dates on your condoms? (Probably more relevant to us girls. In my case I carry a variety of sizes, flavours, etc. Guys are more likely to carry just what they need.)
What can I do with condoms past their use by date? The more inventive suggestions the better. "
Water bombs
Xmas tree Baubles
Stop water getting down the end of your gun barrel
Put on your dildo for safe sex
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"Use them anyway, get pregnant, trap the fuck buddy who wanted no commitments and have the baby you so desperately wanted.
(No, this isn’t aimed at OP in any way whatsoever or a reflection of myself or what I would do, just a wee joke)
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Oh, so that's why women go looking for sex! Like it, ha!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First of all how many of you check the dates on your condoms? (Probably more relevant to us girls. In my case I carry a variety of sizes, flavours, etc. Guys are more likely to carry just what they need.)
What can I do with condoms past their use by date? The more inventive suggestions the better. "
Dip them in glitter and make x-mas bunting
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"Use them anyway, get pregnant, trap the fuck buddy who wanted no commitments and have the baby you so desperately wanted.
(No, this isn’t aimed at OP in any way whatsoever or a reflection of myself or what I would do, just a wee joke)
Oh, so that's why women go looking for sex! Like it, ha! "
Disclaimer: no reflection on me either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Use them anyway, get pregnant, trap the fuck buddy who wanted no commitments and have the baby you so desperately wanted.
(No, this isn’t aimed at OP in any way whatsoever or a reflection of myself or what I would do, just a wee joke)
Oh, so that's why women go looking for sex! Like it, ha! "
The absolute only reason  |
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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago
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So being bored at work I had a nosy online to see what came up as uses and this appeared so I copied and pasted
I'll admit it, this one looks especially unsettling, but Indestructables has a delicious recipe for condom-boiled meatloaf. It's pretty simple: all you have to do is stick your meat in an unrolled rubber Jimmy-bag and boil in water. Just make sure the temperature is under 100 degrees Fahrenheit or your condom will explode and your meat will get ruined. Heh.
Um....the theory idea sounds ok but actually cooking food in a condom...hmm, maybe not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank god this thread wasn’t what immediately went through my mind when I read the title!
You could cut them into tiny sheets of latex to make outfits for us kinky people out there. You’d need a lot though lol |
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"Use them anyway, get pregnant, trap the fuck buddy who wanted no commitments and have the baby you so desperately wanted.
(No, this isn’t aimed at OP in any way whatsoever or a reflection of myself or what I would do, just a wee joke)
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Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use them on shampoo bottles/suncream etc when packing to go on holiday then if they burst or break the mess is contained within and wont ruin your clothes"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Use them anyway, get pregnant, trap the fuck buddy who wanted no commitments and have the baby you so desperately wanted.
(No, this isn’t aimed at OP in any way whatsoever or a reflection of myself or what I would do, just a wee joke)
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joking or not this is entrapment and if a man committed a sexual crime against a women he would be burnt at the stake for it.
i dont find it funny, i dont care if its a joke or not. it clearly goes to show the mindset of someone and that someone cannot be trusted under any circumstances.
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