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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look, this is all going to end in tears as it’s all so bloody subjective.
So, in the interests of science and for fairness, I’m prepared to personally inspect all the hot female arses against a strict set of criteria, roundness, firmness, redness and level of wobble after a light to medium smack, that sort of thing.
I’ll report back to the forum once my studies are complete, you can’t say fairer than that.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Look, this is all going to end in tears as it’s all so bloody subjective.
So, in the interests of science and for fairness, I’m prepared to personally inspect all the hot female arses against a strict set of criteria, roundness, firmness, redness and level of wobble after a light to medium smack, that sort of thing.
I’ll report back to the forum once my studies are complete, you can’t say fairer than that. "
It’s quite discriminatory in fact |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Look, this is all going to end in tears as it’s all so bloody subjective.
So, in the interests of science and for fairness, I’m prepared to personally inspect all the hot female arses against a strict set of criteria, roundness, firmness, redness and level of wobble after a light to medium smack, that sort of thing.
I’ll report back to the forum once my studies are complete, you can’t say fairer than that. "
But what if the best ass belongs to a man? Maybe I should inspect those to be sure? |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Look, this is all going to end in tears as it’s all so bloody subjective.
So, in the interests of science and for fairness, I’m prepared to personally inspect all the hot female arses against a strict set of criteria, roundness, firmness, redness and level of wobble after a light to medium smack, that sort of thing.
I’ll report back to the forum once my studies are complete, you can’t say fairer than that.
But what if the best ass belongs to a man? Maybe I should inspect those to be sure? "
You can inspect mine any time dotty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Look, this is all going to end in tears as it’s all so bloody subjective.
So, in the interests of science and for fairness, I’m prepared to personally inspect all the hot female arses against a strict set of criteria, roundness, firmness, redness and level of wobble after a light to medium smack, that sort of thing.
I’ll report back to the forum once my studies are complete, you can’t say fairer than that.
But what if the best ass belongs to a man? Maybe I should inspect those to be sure? "
What we need is someone who is bi to inspect both fairly   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Look, this is all going to end in tears as it’s all so bloody subjective.
So, in the interests of science and for fairness, I’m prepared to personally inspect all the hot female arses against a strict set of criteria, roundness, firmness, redness and level of wobble after a light to medium smack, that sort of thing.
I’ll report back to the forum once my studies are complete, you can’t say fairer than that.
But what if the best ass belongs to a man? Maybe I should inspect those to be sure?
You can inspect mine any time dotty "
*pulls on a rubber glove.
Brace yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Look, this is all going to end in tears as it’s all so bloody subjective.
So, in the interests of science and for fairness, I’m prepared to personally inspect all the hot female arses against a strict set of criteria, roundness, firmness, redness and level of wobble after a light to medium smack, that sort of thing.
I’ll report back to the forum once my studies are complete, you can’t say fairer than that.
But what if the best ass belongs to a man? Maybe I should inspect those to be sure?
What we need is someone who is bi to inspect both fairly "
go for it sweetheart |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s a bit average in my opinion.
Nice, but average.  "
Thanks. I like an honest comment. Also I do like shameless flattery from time to time. I’m fairly easy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s a bit average in my opinion.
Nice, but average.
Thanks. I like an honest comment. Also I do like shameless flattery from time to time. I’m fairly easy."
So I’ve heard |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Nope bella has agoodone but siobhain has the title for me
What about _emini man,he's got a top arse "
Blimey Dash only just seen this - I never knew you cared or did you mean to type "is" instead of "got"
Besides any fool knows Miss Red's bum takes some beating (and no that's not a spanking euphemism!! ) |
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