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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky,  hints and tips welcome  "
a few pics on your knees in the begging position, a puppy and cake |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome "
About 20 more cock pics from different angles will do the trick.  |
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I was reliably informed a gaping arsehole closeup photo was all I needed to guarantee a shag on here..
I tell ya, don't believe any of the advice anyone gives, especially the watermelon..
Although that's may help to achieve the perfect gaping arse shot..  |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome "
Tip.
Read the previous advice threads in the archives. They're full of hints.
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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago
birmingham |
More info on my page is top tip so far, well I used to have quite a bit more, but then thought is anyone actually bothering to read this, or just having a quick look at my pictures to decide if they might fancy me or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I guess it depends who you want to shag! Well true...... Do you think he's after page one most fabbed women? "
They don't meet!! They are far too busy already!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More info on my page is top tip so far, well I used to have quite a bit more, but then thought is anyone actually bothering to read this, or just having a quick look at my pictures to decide if they might fancy me or not "
You used to have more info on your profile in the past ? As I said earlier, your brief profile hasn't changed since 2 years when you last mailed me.
Read some profiles, get some ideas on how to phrase what you offer and seek  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over"
I don’t like big cocks
I prefer men over the age of 40
I’m only free at certain times so meh
I like hairy men
I’m yet to fuck a black man
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then."
Wow, you have a great memory and the advice hasn't dated... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome "
Fuck it. Buy a sudoku book, that's what I done. I even completed a rubix cube. Just saying  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over"
Nah, that's bollocks lol, I fail on practically all of those requirements and I'm not complaining.
I couldn't possibly give a straight answer to the OP though, as he hasn't asked for profile advice.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I guess it depends who you want to shag! Well true...... Do you think he's after page one most fabbed women?
They don't meet!! They are far too busy already!! "
taking pics and begging for fabs..... I get you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then.
Wow, you have a great memory and the advice hasn't dated... "
Site supporter tells me it was 2 years ago, and I made a private note on his profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where's the guy with the measurements drawn on his cock... He can advise you how to get more women... Think it's the cock picture ... Certainly memorable picture and to his credit his profile cracks me up.
But think that's the key... Be memorable... And funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then."
You can lead a horse to water.... |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over"
Noooo wrong wrong wrong... |
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"You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over"
You forgot the main one: do not be bitter or compare yourself with other men.
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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago
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"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then.
Wow, you have a great memory and the advice hasn't dated...
Site supporter tells me it was 2 years ago, and I made a private note on his profile "
ok I have taken the advice and added a bit more on my profile, I don't think you should have to much because I really think a lot of people are not going to read a msive profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then.
Wow, you have a great memory and the advice hasn't dated...
Site supporter tells me it was 2 years ago, and I made a private note on his profile ok I have taken the advice and added a bit more on my profile, I don't think you should have to much because I really think a lot of people are not going to read a msive profile."
Much better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then.
Wow, you have a great memory and the advice hasn't dated...
Site supporter tells me it was 2 years ago, and I made a private note on his profile "
Haha great thinking, I wish I was that intuitive... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got to be rich, masculine or coloured.
It's what most girls up north want from what I've seen.
Coloured?  "
Rich ? not relevant for a swinging meet for me.
Masculine ? Hmmm, as I personally seek men only, yes I seek masculine. Not sure what point you were making to be honest.
Coloured ? I don't see many profiles stating that preference ? |
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"Got to be rich, masculine or coloured.
It's what most girls up north want from what I've seen.
Coloured?
Rich ? not relevant for a swinging meet for me.
Masculine ? Hmmm, as I personally seek men only, yes I seek masculine. Not sure what point you were making to be honest.
Coloured ? I don't see many profiles stating that preference ?"
I was more thinking, are we in the pre Civil Rights era? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got to be rich, masculine or coloured.
It's what most girls up north want from what I've seen.
Coloured?
Rich ? not relevant for a swinging meet for me.
Masculine ? Hmmm, as I personally seek men only, yes I seek masculine. Not sure what point you were making to be honest.
Coloured ? I don't see many profiles stating that preference ?
I was more thinking, are we in the pre Civil Rights era? "
I realised that. I was kind of expanding on all his comments
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"Got to be rich, masculine or coloured.
It's what most girls up north want from what I've seen.
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Rubbish!
If anything you could argue the Fab ‘Holy Trinity’ is;
Under 45;
Over 6ft;
Can accommodate.
But I score poorly on all three counts..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome "
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A"
I'm disappointed that no one understands the comedy genius of this statement. #toughcrowd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A
I'm disappointed that no one understands the comedy genius of this statement. #toughcrowd"
That's cheating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A
I'm disappointed that no one understands the comedy genius of this statement. #toughcrowd
That's cheating "
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A
I'm disappointed that no one understands the comedy genius of this statement. #toughcrowd
That's cheating
Thank you "
It deserved a response  |
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Assume that every day more men will be on fab doing things better than you and your decision to remain static or up your game is totally yours.
Men who are here for longer should have more insight and knowledge about what's good than random new users, so can do much better if they constantly up their game. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a cheat book like i did
I told you not to tell anybody about that book!  its ok shes well protected"
Look after her well and she shall look after you! |
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