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That time of the month.
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Luckily for me, my contraception has eliminated my time of the month. And as it lasts for 3 years and I had it fitted a few months ago.......lucky me! And Ivory 
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"Is it a woman's job to entertain her man while she has her period? We have enough to do what with riding bikes and skate boarding with white shorts on."
Don't forget zip lining!
He can entertain himself for a few days if he needs to, it's not my responsibility  |
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The self destruct system has been activated! Repeat, the self destruct system has been activated!
This system may not be aborted! All men report to the emergency hatch were the sun don't shine !
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"Is it a woman's job to entertain her man while she has her period? We have enough to do what with riding bikes and skate boarding with white shorts on.
Don't forget zip lining!
He can entertain himself for a few days if he needs to, it's not my responsibility "
Oh yes, zip lining in figure hugging outfits. As if our stomachs aren't bloated like a balloon  |
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I don't, he continues to entertain me
In all seriousness, chuck some pillows under the duvet in the shape of a body, not too squishy, he'll know it ain't you, not too hard, he'll think you died and rigamortis has set in. You're aiming for the Goldilocks pillowy goodness.
Let him pump away while you're filling your face full of Ben n Jerrys. |
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"I don't, he continues to entertain me
In all seriousness, chuck some pillows under the duvet in the shape of a body, not too squishy, he'll know it ain't you, not too hard, he'll think you died and rigamortis has set in. You're aiming for the Goldilocks pillowy goodness.
Let him pump away while you're filling your face full of Ben n Jerrys. "
While wearing tiny white shorts as a camera takes a close up of your crotch |
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"I don't, he continues to entertain me
In all seriousness, chuck some pillows under the duvet in the shape of a body, not too squishy, he'll know it ain't you, not too hard, he'll think you died and rigamortis has set in. You're aiming for the Goldilocks pillowy goodness.
Let him pump away while you're filling your face full of Ben n Jerrys.
While wearing tiny white shorts as a camera takes a close up of your crotch "
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"I don't, he continues to entertain me
In all seriousness, chuck some pillows under the duvet in the shape of a body, not too squishy, he'll know it ain't you, not too hard, he'll think you died and rigamortis has set in. You're aiming for the Goldilocks pillowy goodness.
Let him pump away while you're filling your face full of Ben n Jerrys. "
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