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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pick your birth month
Jan. I Pulled
Feb. I Licked
Mar. I Shagged
April. I Kissed
May . I Spat On
June. I Fondled
July. I Slapped
Aug. I Came on
Sept. I Ate
Oct. I Sucked
Nov. I Kicked
Dec. I Punched
Now pick the day you were born.
1.Santas sack
2.Pigs in blankets
3.My ex
4.Rudolph
5.A naughty elf
6.A xmas tree
7.Scrooge
8.Some egg nog
9.Jingle bells
10.A Cracker
11.Santas belly
12.A xmas pud
13.A nice elf
14.The Grinch
15.3 wise men
16.Stockings
17.A xmas jumper
18.Custard
19.Mrs Claus
20.The Turkey
21.The in laws
22.Kevin McAllister
23.A Snowman
24.Holly
25.A prawn cocktail
26.Champagne
27.Wrapping paper
28.Santas sleigh
29.A candle stick
30.Mistletoe
31.Sexy lingerie
Now choose the colour of the last knickers/pants you wore
White - While singing carols
Purple - Under the mistletoe
Red - While opening presents
Yellow - Because I love sprouts
Black - Then ate mince pies
Blue - Because I was pissed
Pink - On xmas eve
Green- Because no one loves me
Other- While basting the turkey
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I’m not silly enough to publish my TRUE birthday (like who would be silly enough to do THAT on an internet casual fuck site!) but since my Fab birthday is January 1st then blimey ..
I pulled Santa’s sack while opening presents!  (the red pants bit is true!) "
People don’t lie on the internet do they  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I’m not silly enough to publish my TRUE birthday (like who would be silly enough to do THAT on an internet casual fuck site!) but since my Fab birthday is January 1st then blimey ..
I pulled Santa’s sack while opening presents! (the red pants bit is true!)
People don’t lie on the internet do they "
Ah a Valentine’s Day birthday!!  how lovely x  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I’m not silly enough to publish my TRUE birthday (like who would be silly enough to do THAT on an internet casual fuck site!) but since my Fab birthday is January 1st then blimey ..
I pulled Santa’s sack while opening presents! (the red pants bit is true!)
People don’t lie on the internet do they
Ah a Valentine’s Day birthday!! how lovely x x "
Nah ... I did it for attention , thought some horny fucker would find it erotic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I punched Santa’s sack.
That does sound like something I would do.
  why is everyone missing the end quotes "
It’s too much to scroll with my little fingers.
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