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"Maybe they had to many messages and bulk deleted "yep that must be it phew was worried then | |||
"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight "They were just shrewd | |||
"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd "im thinking fridged | |||
"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged "You know what thought did. | |||
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"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged "FaF messages are overrated | |||
"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged You know what thought did. "no idea dont often have them | |||
"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged
FaF messages are overrated "arnt they just | |||
"Personally I think he's starting to look desperate "who me nooooooooooo | |||
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"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged You know what thought did. no idea dont often have them"Actually you do give that impression | |||
"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged You know what thought did. no idea dont often have them Actually you do give that impression "i do but i do better impressions than that too | |||
"Sorry "Ffs, at it again hey. Breaking hearts left, right and center.  | |||
"Sorry Ffs, at it again hey. Breaking hearts left, right and center. "That's me | |||
"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight "I’ve stopped messaging people now as the profiles I read say “when we’re after a single guy will come and find you” Patience is one of my strong points. | |||
"Sorry "So u should be twisting the dagger like that | |||
"Sorry Ffs, at it again hey. Breaking hearts left, right and center.
That's me "I've got a heart of stone  | |||
"Sorry Ffs, at it again hey. Breaking hearts left, right and center.
That's me I've got a heart of stone "iv got a sledge hammer | |||
"Sorry Ffs, at it again hey. Breaking hearts left, right and center.
That's me I've got a heart of stone iv got a sledge hammer "You'd need lava | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that"What can I say? I'm a sadist | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist " my penis just ran away | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away "Its okay I found it... made its way here | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away " She's all talk. | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here "thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime | |||
"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged "Why are they in the fridge and has the light broken? | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime "Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why. And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. "Have to remedy that then  | |||
"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged
Why are they in the fridge and has the light broken?"no the light is on but nobodys home | |||
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"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then "I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then | |||
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"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then " That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas! | |||
"Oh you just wanna cut and paste the same old crap to everyone.... “Hi you look great, nice pics, great body...” then some pornographic fantasy, poorly spelt, full of abusive and degrading language. The more offensive and down right disgusting the better. Makes you stand out see. Have em lining up to suck your cock in no time..." i wasnt asking for tips | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!"No I'm all talk really aren't I | |||
"Oh you just wanna cut and paste the same old crap to everyone.... “Hi you look great, nice pics, great body...” then some pornographic fantasy, poorly spelt, full of abusive and degrading language. The more offensive and down right disgusting the better. Makes you stand out see. Have em lining up to suck your cock in no time...i wasnt asking for tips "Well that one was to free. Your welcome | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I "omg blonde get your woman in line | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line "Yeah Blonde get me in line | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line
Yeah Blonde get me in line "well if he wont i will | |||
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"Did you send your palm tea-bagging pic with the message?" urm | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line "Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY! | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line
Yeah Blonde get me in line "I'll keep you in check | |||
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"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!"daddy cool eh | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!"I didn't know you were into that | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!
I didn't know you were into that "hes not hes only pretending he knows nobody would take gary barlow seriously | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!
I didn't know you were into that "Just an expression | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!
I didn't know you were into that hes not hes only pretending he knows nobody would take gary barlow seriously"You're about as serious as a clown. | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!
I didn't know you were into that Just an expression "Sure... | |||
"Sorry
So u should be twisting the dagger like that
What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away
Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime
Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.
And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then
I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!
No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!
I didn't know you were into that hes not hes only pretending he knows nobody would take gary barlow seriously You're about as serious as a clown. "girls want funny | |||
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