FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > water in my ear
water in my ear
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?"
Cotton bud? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?"
handstand usually works |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Lie down with a towel on your pillow. The water will drain out if you lie on the water filled ear. At this time of night, you should hopefully just fall asleep and forget about it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hold the palm of your hand flat to your ear then try and create a vacuum .. that worked on my son when he had it"
I've just tried that and it hasn't worked. I can't seem to get a vacuum to form. The theory makes sense.
Thank you for your suggestion  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out? Cotton bud?"
My doctor once told me never to put anything smaller than my elbow in my ear  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?handstand usually works "
It may well do but I will not be doing one  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?handstand usually works
It may well do but I will not be doing one "
Lay on the safe and hang your head off the edge. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Lie down with a towel on your pillow. The water will drain out if you lie on the water filled ear. At this time of night, you should hopefully just fall asleep and forget about it."
I think this is the most likely solution that will work for me. Thank you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’m all seriousness, supposedly a hot flannel compress is supposed to help.
Ok, I'll try that when I clean my teeth. The danger is that the vacuum inside my head might suck the flannel in "
Get Mr to blow harder then, to combat that. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Tip the effected ear by lying sideways down. Yawn and see if that does the trick to release the pressure... If this doesn't work hold your nose close your mouth and blow. This is a divers technique. It can be uncomfortable feeling that should pass before you awake on the morning.. Hope this helps x  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’m all seriousness, supposedly a hot flannel compress is supposed to help.
Ok, I'll try that when I clean my teeth. The danger is that the vacuum inside my head might suck the flannel in
Get Mr to blow harder then, to combat that. "
I'm not telling him to blow anything at this time of night  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Tip the effected ear by lying sideways down. Yawn and see if that does the trick to release the pressure... If this doesn't work hold your nose close your mouth and blow. This is a divers technique. It can be uncomfortable feeling that should pass before you awake on the morning.. Hope this helps x "
Thank you. I will try the laying down bit first  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?"
OK be truthful, it is a sex site and I for one don't believe it was really water, but either way all of the above remedies will work |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?
OK be truthful, it is a sex site and I for one don't believe it was really water, but either way all of the above remedies will work "
Alright, I'll come clean (see what I did there ). It's Vimto that got in there when I was doing my stripper routine, cartwheeling across the stage with rice in my ear.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?
OK be truthful, it is a sex site and I for one don't believe it was really water, but either way all of the above remedies will work
Alright, I'll come clean (see what I did there ). It's Vimto that got in there when I was doing my stripper routine, cartwheeling across the stage with rice in my ear. "
Sexy. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?"
When I was a kid and this happened, I used to tilt my head on whichever side the water was and jump up and down a few times. Used to clear it!
Hope that helps!
Mr2 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?
OK be truthful, it is a sex site and I for one don't believe it was really water, but either way all of the above remedies will work
Alright, I'll come clean (see what I did there ). It's Vimto that got in there when I was doing my stripper routine, cartwheeling across the stage with rice in my ear.
Sexy."
And I know it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?
When I was a kid and this happened, I used to tilt my head on whichever side the water was and jump up and down a few times. Used to clear it!
Hope that helps!
Mr2 "
Thank you Mr2. I've tried that but admittedly I didn't jump much |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A cartwheel should shift it.
Also if it didn't my broken neck would take my mind off it
Bend forward and whip your hair around and around
That's part of my routine in the strip club  "
Hang upside down from a pole |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out? Cotton bud?"
Never put a cotton bud in your ear.
My advice hold your nose and try popping your ears, it will sort itself out. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A cartwheel should shift it.
Also if it didn't my broken neck would take my mind off it
Bend forward and whip your hair around and around
That's part of my routine in the strip club
Hang upside down from a pole "
There are no obliging Poles available and Mr N is of other European descent. I'm doomed.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out? Cotton bud?
Never put a cotton bud in your ear.
My advice hold your nose and try popping your ears, it will sort itself out."
Even if it doesn't I'm having a lot of fun with people's suggestions. I'm hoping when I lay down that it'll sort itself out. Thank you for your suggestion |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out? Cotton bud?
Never put a cotton bud in your ear.
My advice hold your nose and try popping your ears, it will sort itself out.
Even if it doesn't I'm having a lot of fun with people's suggestions. I'm hoping when I lay down that it'll sort itself out. Thank you for your suggestion"
If you try googling it you should come up with some more. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
kilmarnockish |
Pinch your nose, close your mouth and -gently - breath out.
This might be enough to push a bit of pressure to your ear canal.
For added pressure assistance, be on all fours and have a well endowed volunteer pümp you from behind. At the very least it’ll take your mind off the ear. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Stick your head in the fridge and freeze the water.
Then turn on the hob (in a non sexual way) and lean over it with your head tilted sideways.
The heat will melt the ice and it'll slide out on its own.
While you're there could you make me a manhatten?
No ice, ta.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Fill your ear with salt then put a bandage around your head covering both ears to hold the salt in.
Keep this on for two days , then go and see your GP and tell him about the water in your ear |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Pinch your nose, close your mouth and -gently - breath out.
This might be enough to push a bit of pressure to your ear canal.
For added pressure assistance, be on all fours and have a well endowed volunteer pümp you from behind. At the very least it’ll take your mind off the ear."
Both excellent suggestions. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Stick your head in the fridge and freeze the water.
Then turn on the hob (in a non sexual way) and lean over it with your head tilted sideways.
The heat will melt the ice and it'll slide out on its own.
While you're there could you make me a manhatten?
No ice, ta.
"
I honestly don't know why I didn't think of that |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Fill your ear with salt then put a bandage around your head covering both ears to hold the salt in.
Keep this on for two days , then go and see your GP and tell him about the water in your ear"
I'm pretty sure my GP has seen almost everything. Then I turn up... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out? Cotton bud?"
Noooooo! Never put anything in your ear that’s smaller than your elbow.
So, basically, nothing. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out? Cotton bud?"
You're not supposed to shove anything in there. This i found out once when i misheard a husband telling me he wanted me to fuck his wife in her rear. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out? Cotton bud?
Noooooo! Never put anything in your ear that’s smaller than your elbow.
So, basically, nothing. "
Don't worry I haven't |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out? Cotton bud?
You're not supposed to shove anything in there. This i found out once when i misheard a husband telling me he wanted me to fuck his wife in her rear. "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out? Cotton bud?
Noooooo! Never put anything in your ear that’s smaller than your elbow.
So, basically, nothing.
Don't worry I haven't "
It should come out on its own. May take a bit of time. Just be sure not to play around with it. I use to suffer loads with my ears |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out? Cotton bud?
Noooooo! Never put anything in your ear that’s smaller than your elbow.
So, basically, nothing.
Don't worry I haven't
It should come out on its own. May take a bit of time. Just be sure not to play around with it. I use to suffer loads with my ears "
Yeah, I think it's gone this morning. It just feels a bit "funny" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out? Cotton bud?
Noooooo! Never put anything in your ear that’s smaller than your elbow.
So, basically, nothing.
Don't worry I haven't
It should come out on its own. May take a bit of time. Just be sure not to play around with it. I use to suffer loads with my ears
Yeah, I think it's gone this morning. It just feels a bit "funny" "
It’ll pass |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I had this exact same problem back in the Summer.
Haven't read the whole thread so this might be duplicated.
Hold your nose tightly and attempt to blow through it. This should pop your ears if you are doing it correctly.
Do this throughout the day every time you think about it.
The water is trapped and you need to pop your ears in order to release it.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Hold the palm of your hand flat to your ear then try and create a vacuum .. that worked on my son when he had it"
Although if you're going to try this do be careful, sounds like a way to pop your eardrum if you're too gung ho. Ditto with poking things in your ear.
I'd suggest enjoying the experience as a novelty, it'll wear off soon enough of its own accord.
Mike xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I had this exact same problem back in the Summer.
Haven't read the whole thread so this might be duplicated.
Hold your nose tightly and attempt to blow through it. This should pop your ears if you are doing it correctly.
Do this throughout the day every time you think about it.
The water is trapped and you need to pop your ears in order to release it.
"
Thanks, I think the problems solved now |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hold the palm of your hand flat to your ear then try and create a vacuum .. that worked on my son when he had it
Although if you're going to try this do be careful, sounds like a way to pop your eardrum if you're too gung ho. Ditto with poking things in your ear.
I'd suggest enjoying the experience as a novelty, it'll wear off soon enough of its own accord.
Mike xx "
It just feels "funny" and a bit aches now. I'm sure it'll pass off on its own |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm sure you will all be fascinated and relieved to know that the water has gone.
Thank you for all your suggestions. Even the daft ones
Mine worked then.... "
Of course! I singed one side of my hair but it'll grow back... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm sure you will all be fascinated and relieved to know that the water has gone.
Thank you for all your suggestions. Even the daft ones
Mine worked then....
Of course! I singed one side of my hair but it'll grow back..."
Until then wear a scarf eh.
Or a pashmena. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm sure you will all be fascinated and relieved to know that the water has gone.
Thank you for all your suggestions. Even the daft ones
Mine worked then....
Of course! I singed one side of my hair but it'll grow back...
Until then wear a scarf eh.
Or a pashmena. "
Ah yes, I could I have one or two or fifty... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"You can invest in those little yellow ear bud things.
I've got some stuff to put in your ears. If it happens again I'll use it."
What stuff? Sometimes when washing my hair water gets in my ears and it’s sooo itchy/annoying so would be interested in finding out if the stuff you’ve got works? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?"
You just need a tap on the head |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You can invest in those little yellow ear bud things.
I've got some stuff to put in your ears. If it happens again I'll use it.
What stuff? Sometimes when washing my hair water gets in my ears and it’s sooo itchy/annoying so would be interested in finding out if the stuff you’ve got works? "
Its like putty you mould to the shape of your ear . I just looked for mine and can't find it  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?
You just need a tap on the head"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You can invest in those little yellow ear bud things.
I've got some stuff to put in your ears. If it happens again I'll use it.
What stuff? Sometimes when washing my hair water gets in my ears and it’s sooo itchy/annoying so would be interested in finding out if the stuff you’ve got works?
Its like putty you mould to the shape of your ear . I just looked for mine and can't find it "
Look in your ears.
I said LOOK IN YOUR EARS!!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"You can invest in those little yellow ear bud things.
I've got some stuff to put in your ears. If it happens again I'll use it.
What stuff? Sometimes when washing my hair water gets in my ears and it’s sooo itchy/annoying so would be interested in finding out if the stuff you’ve got works?
Its like putty you mould to the shape of your ear . I just looked for mine and can't find it
Look in your ears.
I said LOOK IN YOUR EARS!!!!"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You can invest in those little yellow ear bud things.
I've got some stuff to put in your ears. If it happens again I'll use it.
What stuff? Sometimes when washing my hair water gets in my ears and it’s sooo itchy/annoying so would be interested in finding out if the stuff you’ve got works?
Its like putty you mould to the shape of your ear . I just looked for mine and can't find it
Look in your ears.
I said LOOK IN YOUR EARS!!!!"
Pardon! I can't hear, I think I have something in my ears... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?"
Olive oil for 5 minutes in each ear...you have to do it daily.
I go swimming every Thursday.
Don't swim with your head above the water because it will hurt your neck.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I bought some earplugs for swimming, however I've never used them,maybe you should try them
I'm going to if it happens again."
Don't just put any plugs in,there are ones especially for swimming,I got my for open water,some little Nasty bacteria knocking around in Salford quays |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?
Olive oil for 5 minutes in each ear...you have to do it daily.
I go swimming every Thursday.
Don't swim with your head above the water because it will hurt your neck.
"
Ok, thank you.
I swim with my head above water to avoid getting my hair wet all over. Vanity I know but there you are |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got water in my ear from swimming. This rarely happens as I'm one of those annoying women who swims trying not to get their hair wet.
Anyway my ears annoying me, how can I get the water out?
Olive oil for 5 minutes in each ear...you have to do it daily.
I go swimming every Thursday.
Don't swim with your head above the water because it will hurt your neck.
"
And it tilts your body as well,your hips and feet sink |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I bought some earplugs for swimming, however I've never used them,maybe you should try them
I'm going to if it happens again.
Don't just put any plugs in,there are ones especially for swimming,I got my for open water,some little Nasty bacteria knocking around in Salford quays"
I bet. I had a swimming head band that came with plugs or putty type stuff.
I'm a leisure swimmer, I like to keep flexible and use my muscles but I'm not a head down and power up and down the lengths woman. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I don't often use earplugs.
If I do I use the plastic or rubber ones (not foam sleeping plugs)
I go death alot from swimming. It's because I don't put olive oil in my ears every day. I used to swim most weekdays as a teenager so I was deaf alot.
The way to stop it is to put the olive oil in your ears regularly (not just 1 time) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I bought some earplugs for swimming, however I've never used them,maybe you should try them
I'm going to if it happens again.
Don't just put any plugs in,there are ones especially for swimming,I got my for open water,some little Nasty bacteria knocking around in Salford quays
I bet. I had a swimming head band that came with plugs or putty type stuff.
I'm a leisure swimmer, I like to keep flexible and use my muscles but I'm not a head down and power up and down the lengths woman. "
I've been today,i usually do 3or4 times a week,only did 50 lengths,but I get tips off YouTube tutorials,the difference today was unbelievable,smoother,quicker,and less tiered....ok I'll shut up now  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I bought some earplugs for swimming, however I've never used them,maybe you should try them
I'm going to if it happens again.
Don't just put any plugs in,there are ones especially for swimming,I got my for open water,some little Nasty bacteria knocking around in Salford quays
I bet. I had a swimming head band that came with plugs or putty type stuff.
I'm a leisure swimmer, I like to keep flexible and use my muscles but I'm not a head down and power up and down the lengths woman.
I've been today,i usually do 3or4 times a week,only did 50 lengths,but I get tips off YouTube tutorials,the difference today was unbelievable,smoother,quicker,and less tiered....ok I'll shut up now "
Tired* |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I don't often use earplugs.
If I do I use the plastic or rubber ones (not foam sleeping plugs)
I go death alot from swimming. It's because I don't put olive oil in my ears every day. I used to swim most weekdays as a teenager so I was deaf alot.
The way to stop it is to put the olive oil in your ears regularly (not just 1 time)"
Ok. Thanks |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I bought some earplugs for swimming, however I've never used them,maybe you should try them
I'm going to if it happens again.
Don't just put any plugs in,there are ones especially for swimming,I got my for open water,some little Nasty bacteria knocking around in Salford quays
I bet. I had a swimming head band that came with plugs or putty type stuff.
I'm a leisure swimmer, I like to keep flexible and use my muscles but I'm not a head down and power up and down the lengths woman.
I've been today,i usually do 3or4 times a week,only did 50 lengths,but I get tips off YouTube tutorials,the difference today was unbelievable,smoother,quicker,and less tiered....ok I'll shut up now "
I probably only do about 30 or 40 lengths, depending on who else is in the pool. I was interested and faintly amused last night to notice that two men who had previously been floating about and larking around suddenly began to swim seriously once I got in and started doing lengths. If I didn't know better I would say one of them was definitely trying to prove he could swim faster than me. He could and I didn't care |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You can invest in those little yellow ear bud things.
I've got some stuff to put in your ears. If it happens again I'll use it.
What stuff? Sometimes when washing my hair water gets in my ears and it’s sooo itchy/annoying so would be interested in finding out if the stuff you’ve got works?
Its like putty you mould to the shape of your ear . I just looked for mine and can't find it
Look in your ears.
I said LOOK IN YOUR EARS!!!!
Pardon! I can't hear, I think I have something in my ears..."
I bet it's putty.
Or water.
It'll be one of them. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
