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By *picknspan OP Man
over a year ago
North West Leeds |
I am going to tell you something you have to determine whether it is truthful or Bollocks.
I will answer honestly.
Please feel free to add your own 'Truth or Bollocks' statement for us all to ponder.
Here goes;
In July I was served by a young woman in a supermarket on the checkout. She was fairly attractive and had a very big pair of boobs. When she gave me my change and receipt she had written her number on the receipt. I called her and that night at 8pm after she had finished work I was invited to her flat. On arriving she was stood in just a pair of heels with her boyfriend stood beside her. They asked me in so that I could fuck her whilst he watched. Naturally I complied and had a very interesting evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was in fact....Bollocks
I suspect you may have lost your right toe thus being bollocks and mildly truthful...."
Well I lost in a colon during so u were right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw a mobility scooter, towing another mobility scooter passed the job centre in the pissing rain today. True or false? "
I’ve got an image of a yellow mobility scooter with flashing lights.
It’s too good not to be truth.
True! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw a mobility scooter, towing another mobility scooter passed the job centre in the pissing rain today. True or false?
I’ve got an image of a yellow mobility scooter with flashing lights.
It’s too good not to be truth.
True!"
Yeah, I was fucking crying laughing. I was looking for the ‘on tow’ number plate.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to deliver newspapers in Newmarket when I was a teenager and one of my deliveries was to Lester Piggott. At Christmas he gave me a £10 tip....this was 1975."
Bollocks ...that's a lot of money in 1975?
I once treated a person for an open pneumthorax using a credit card. They lived |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to deliver newspapers in Newmarket when I was a teenager and one of my deliveries was to Lester Piggott. At Christmas he gave me a £10 tip....this was 1975.
Bollocks ...that's a lot of money in 1975?
I once treated a person for an open pneumthorax using a credit card. They lived "
Bollocks because Piggott never lived in Newmarket  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my cycling days I beat riders who went on to be world championa and olympians
True...my ex boyfriend was a bodyguard for Princess Diana"
Yes it was true. Granted I was a senior and they were both scholgirls at the time upgraded to riding with the seniors as they were so talented but a wins a win - right! |
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"I've been a pillian at 160 mph!!
True? yes
I hit 206 mph as a rider 2 weeks ago, no pillion was frightened during this moment of madness "
Bollocks. And if you did I hope it wasnt on a public road.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been a pillian at 160 mph!!
True? yes
I hit 206 mph as a rider 2 weeks ago, no pillion was frightened during this moment of madness
Bollocks. And if you did I hope it wasnt on a public road. "
It's true, the speedtrap at Donnington confirmed it...............i thought i was only doing about 190 mph |
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"I've been a pillian at 160 mph!!
True? yes
I hit 206 mph as a rider 2 weeks ago, no pillion was frightened during this moment of madness
Bollocks. And if you did I hope it wasnt on a public road.
It's true, the speedtrap at Donnington confirmed it...............i thought i was only doing about 190 mph "
I did 180mph once and shit my pants |
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By *picknspan OP Man
over a year ago
North West Leeds |
"I used to deliver newspapers in Newmarket when I was a teenager and one of my deliveries was to Lester Piggott. At Christmas he gave me a £10 tip....this was 1975.
Bollocks ...that's a lot of money in 1975?
I once treated a person for an open pneumthorax using a credit card. They lived
Bollocks because Piggott never lived in Newmarket "
It is bollocks but yes Lester Piggott did live in Newmarket and yes I did deliver his papers. He had a sporting life, a racing post, a daily telegraph and a daily mail. But he never gave a tip! He was a miserable old scroat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been a pillian at 160 mph!!
True? yes
I hit 206 mph as a rider 2 weeks ago, no pillion was frightened during this moment of madness
If that’s any less that a cbr1000 I’m calling bollox lol"
Lol..........a Ducati V4 and i was nowhere near to being flat out.......a truly great bike, the best i've ever ridden by a long margin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been a pillian at 160 mph!!
True? yes
I hit 206 mph as a rider 2 weeks ago, no pillion was frightened during this moment of madness
Why?"
Because it's against the rules of racing to carry a pillion................plus of course there is no pillion seat anyway |
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"I've been a pillian at 160 mph!!
True? yes
I hit 206 mph as a rider 2 weeks ago, no pillion was frightened during this moment of madness
Bollocks. And if you did I hope it wasnt on a public road.
It's true, the speedtrap at Donnington confirmed it...............i thought i was only doing about 190 mph
I did 180mph once and shit my pants"
My last one was also Bollocks... I've never hit 180mph |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"I once swam the Channel
True? That body can swim, even has it's own buoys  "
Its false. I didn't actually swim the channel even though I did the distance in a pool for charity. 22 miles, 1408 lengths. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once swam the Channel
True? That body can swim, even has it's own buoys
Its false. I didn't actually swim the channel even though I did the distance in a pool for charity. 22 miles, 1408 lengths. "
Fair play though mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a world record holder, and former world champion powwrlifter?
True if so when?"
True  retired in. 2014
Still hold 2 wr deadlift at 110kg bw 335kg and 125kg body weight 340kg
Was World champ 2009 2011 2012 |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"I am a world record holder, and former world champion powwrlifter?
True if so when?
True retired in. 2014
Still hold 2 wr deadlift at 110kg bw 335kg and 125kg body weight 340kg
Was World champ 2009 2011 2012 "
Wow check you out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am going to tell you something you have to determine whether it is truthful or Bollocks.
I will answer honestly.
Please feel free to add your own 'Truth or Bollocks' statement for us all to ponder.
Here goes;
In July I was served by a young woman in a supermarket on the checkout. She was fairly attractive and had a very big pair of boobs. When she gave me my change and receipt she had written her number on the receipt. I called her and that night at 8pm after she had finished work I was invited to her flat. On arriving she was stood in just a pair of heels with her boyfriend stood beside her. They asked me in so that I could fuck her whilst he watched. Naturally I complied and had a very interesting evening."
I'm going for true, did you film it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in the Guinness book of records for a team event
True! What team event?"
ahhhh that would be telling I've also beaten guys who played for there country's national team at a racket sport |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have 8 reindeer in my garden, looked after by a guy with a white beard named Nick - true or false?
True, but he's no saint"
It is true! As for being a saint, he may not be but he's one of the hardest working volunteers here! He says he hates Christmas, but today he's wearing a red coat with a hood and strangely, he's never here on Christmas Eve. Reindeer have the softest fur |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have 8 reindeer in my garden, looked after by a guy with a white beard named Nick - true or false?
True, but he's no saint
False
Im a virgin  "
really can I be your first? |
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"I am going to tell you something you have to determine whether it is truthful or Bollocks.
I will answer honestly.
Please feel free to add your own 'Truth or Bollocks' statement for us all to ponder.
Here goes;
In July I was served by a young woman in a supermarket on the checkout. She was fairly attractive and had a very big pair of boobs. When she gave me my change and receipt she had written her number on the receipt. I called her and that night at 8pm after she had finished work I was invited to her flat. On arriving she was stood in just a pair of heels with her boyfriend stood beside her. They asked me in so that I could fuck her whilst he watched. Naturally I complied and had a very interesting evening."
Bollocks but cool story bro |
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