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I witnessed a bare knuckle fight to the death
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Two heterosexual males. Maybe early 20s? Getting ready to fight. Shirtless. In the middle of a busy shopping centre. In the rain. Everybody watching. It looked very important. Very planned.
I was intrigued. I wondered what they were fighting for. I asked a nearby bearded student. He replied 'they are fighting for one lady'. 'Oh right' i responded.
To cut a long story short, the fight ended. One winner. The winner looked like Aaron Livesy from Emmerdale. He was happy. Everyone applauded. Even pensioners believe it or not.
He then walked over to a lady in the crowd. Could this be the lady they were fighting over? I asked myself. And then she emerged. She looked like...Mo from Eastenders.
He put his arm around her and they walked off into the sunset. I assume she rewarded him with some loving in the bedroom.
The End
True story btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To the death? You mean he murdered the guy?
Nah just very bruised and didn't get any lady loving  "
So you mean "to the death" in a figurative sense then. It sounds like a rather medieval scene |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To the death? You mean he murdered the guy?
Nah just very bruised and didn't get any lady loving
Misleading title."
Kind of like any news report in the sun or on unilad  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Two heterosexual males. Maybe early 20s? Getting ready to fight. Shirtless. In the middle of a busy shopping centre. In the rain. Everybody watching. It looked very important. Very planned.
I was intrigued. I wondered what they were fighting for. I asked a nearby bearded student. He replied 'they are fighting for one lady'. 'Oh right' i responded.
To cut a long story short, the fight ended. One winner. The winner looked like Aaron Livesy from Emmerdale. He was happy. Everyone applauded. Even pensioners believe it or not.
He then walked over to a lady in the crowd. Could this be the lady they were fighting over? I asked myself. And then she emerged. She looked like...Mo from Eastenders.
He put his arm around her and they walked off into the sunset. I assume she rewarded him with some loving in the bedroom.
The End
True story btw"
sounds terrible are you ok? |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Two heterosexual males. Maybe early 20s? Getting ready to fight. Shirtless. In the middle of a busy shopping centre. In the rain. Everybody watching. It looked very important. Very planned.
I was intrigued. I wondered what they were fighting for. I asked a nearby bearded student. He replied 'they are fighting for one lady'. 'Oh right' i responded.
To cut a long story short, the fight ended. One winner. The winner looked like Aaron Livesy from Emmerdale. He was happy. Everyone applauded. Even pensioners believe it or not.
He then walked over to a lady in the crowd. Could this be the lady they were fighting over? I asked myself. And then she emerged. She looked like...Mo from Eastenders.
He put his arm around her and they walked off into the sunset. I assume she rewarded him with some loving in the bedroom.
The End
True story btw"
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Two heterosexual males. Maybe early 20s? Getting ready to fight. Shirtless. In the middle of a busy shopping centre. In the rain. Everybody watching. It looked very important. Very planned.
I was intrigued. I wondered what they were fighting for. I asked a nearby bearded student. He replied 'they are fighting for one lady'. 'Oh right' i responded.
To cut a long story short, the fight ended. One winner. The winner looked like Aaron Livesy from Emmerdale. He was happy. Everyone applauded. Even pensioners believe it or not.
He then walked over to a lady in the crowd. Could this be the lady they were fighting over? I asked myself. And then she emerged. She looked like...Mo from Eastenders.
He put his arm around her and they walked off into the sunset. I assume she rewarded him with some loving in the bedroom.
The End
True story btw"
Why not stop the fight? |
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"Two heterosexual males. Maybe early 20s? Getting ready to fight. Shirtless. In the middle of a busy shopping centre. In the rain. Everybody watching. It looked very important. Very planned.
I was intrigued. I wondered what they were fighting for. I asked a nearby bearded student. He replied 'they are fighting for one lady'. 'Oh right' i responded.
To cut a long story short, the fight ended. One winner. The winner looked like Aaron Livesy from Emmerdale. He was happy. Everyone applauded. Even pensioners believe it or not.
He then walked over to a lady in the crowd. Could this be the lady they were fighting over? I asked myself. And then she emerged. She looked like...Mo from Eastenders.
He put his arm around her and they walked off into the sunset. I assume she rewarded him with some loving in the bedroom.
The End
True story btw"
So who died?
Why weren’t they arrested?
Your post states to the death?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it _hite1100?
The nearby bearded student?
I graduated in the mid 00s, sans beard.
Not guilty, your honour .
But still a student of much.
ATPL exams at the moment . "
Antagonistic Thread Production Limits? |
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"I thought they had banned Diamond white cider.....clearly not!!
Congratulations on writing an almost cognitive and coherent story after consuming 8 pints of it though!harsh  "
True was bit harsh, sorry in retrospect should have said 7 pints |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The weather outside was frightening
So they came inside for fighting
He's battered from head to toe
Came to blows
Came to blows
Came to blows
Sing it with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my nose broke twice over women 
And still so handsome...
Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire "
And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The weather outside was frightening
So they came inside for fighting
He's battered from head to toe
Came to blows
Came to blows
Came to blows
Sing it with me"
Ball room blitz!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it _hite1100?
The nearby bearded student?
I graduated in the mid 00s, sans beard.
Not guilty, your honour .
But still a student of much.
ATPL exams at the moment .
Flying?  "
Air transport pilot licence |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Had my nose broke twice over women
And still so handsome...
Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire
And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question?"
You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my nose broke twice over women
And still so handsome...
Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire
And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome."
Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Had my nose broke twice over women
And still so handsome...
Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire
And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.
Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact "
Oh right, fair play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my nose broke twice over women
And still so handsome...
Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire
And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.
Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact Oh right, fair play "
See? Handsome |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Had my nose broke twice over women
And still so handsome...
Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire
And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.
Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact Oh right, fair play
See? Handsome "
Thank you, I appreciate it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my nose broke twice over women
And still so handsome...
Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire
And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.
Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact "
I've always said that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my nose broke twice over women
And still so handsome...
Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire
And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.
Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact Oh right, fair play
See? Handsome Thank you, I appreciate it. "
Enough for an appreciation thread?  |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Had my nose broke twice over women
And still so handsome...
Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire
And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.
Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact Oh right, fair play
See? Handsome Thank you, I appreciate it.
Enough for an appreciation thread? "
No, I wouldn't embarrass you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my nose broke twice over women
And still so handsome...
Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire
And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.
Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact Oh right, fair play
See? Handsome Thank you, I appreciate it.
Enough for an appreciation thread? No, I wouldn't embarrass you."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman who expects you to fight like this is a bitch.
What does that make the men fighting over her?
Great story as usual op "
The men fighting over her are probably dumb cave men.
A woman can't really respect you if she based her attraction on if you fight in shopping centres for her.
She sounds like a jeromy Kyle skank.
And she's probably one of those bitches who screams while men fight and gets in the middle/knocked out.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman who expects you to fight like this is a bitch.
What does that make the men fighting over her?
Great story as usual op
The men fighting over her are probably dumb cave men.
A woman can't really respect you if she based her attraction on if you fight in shopping centres for her.
She sounds like a jeromy Kyle skank.
And she's probably one of those bitches who screams while men fight and gets in the middle/knocked out.
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Wow you really have it in for this imaginary woman |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"A woman who expects you to fight like this is a bitch.
What does that make the men fighting over her?
Great story as usual op
The men fighting over her are probably dumb cave men.
A woman can't really respect you if she based her attraction on if you fight in shopping centres for her.
She sounds like a jeromy Kyle skank.
And she's probably one of those bitches who screams while men fight and gets in the middle/knocked out.
Wow you really have it in for this imaginary woman "
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