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It looks like I missed out on all the goodies earlier...could kill for a latte and egg...but with crusty soldiers  | |||
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"Carrying on from the last one. " Thank you Jack  | |||
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"Afternoon all
It looks like I missed out on all the goodies earlier...could kill for a latte and egg...but with crusty soldiers "Afternoon Mistress Got your machine, so I'll make you a latte  How'd you like your eggs? | |||
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"Good choice Mistress. No probs Sami. X"  You're now on the staff role Jack | |||
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"Good choice Mistress. No probs Sami. X You're now on the staff role Jack "Cool. I'm happy to report the boiled eggs were bang on. Lovely dippy yokes. X | |||
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"Good choice Mistress. No probs Sami. X You're now on the staff role Jack
Cool. I'm happy to report the boiled eggs were bang on. Lovely dippy yokes. X"Yummy | |||
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"Hello everyone ... Walking through treacle at the moment ... But making slow progress "Hello lovely lady. Takes a long time to get over the loss, I know, but keeping moving forward and keep your mum and dad close to you for support.xx | |||
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"Hello everyone ... Walking through treacle at the moment ... But making slow progress "Hey lovely. X | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter "Bless you. Get in a hot shower and warm up. X | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Bless you. Get in a hot shower and warm up. X"jumps in jacks shower | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter "Aah, is that your daughter's friends baby? Glad about the reporting | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Bless you. Get in a hot shower and warm up. Xjumps in jacks shower "Tut...flirt | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Bless you. Get in a hot shower and warm up. Xjumps in jacks shower "More than welcome. Saw my new pic then lol. X | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Bless you. Get in a hot shower and warm up. Xjumps in jacks shower
More than welcome. Saw my new pic then lol. X"She's been peeking | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Bless you. Get in a hot shower and warm up. Xjumps in jacks shower
More than welcome. Saw my new pic then lol. X
She's been peeking "She likes my bum more than me lol. X | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Bless you. Get in a hot shower and warm up. Xjumps in jacks shower
More than welcome. Saw my new pic then lol. X
She's been peeking
She likes my bum more than me lol. X"So I've heard.... | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Bless you. Get in a hot shower and warm up. Xjumps in jacks shower
More than welcome. Saw my new pic then lol. X
She's been peeking
She likes my bum more than me lol. X
So I've heard.... "Oh have you now lol. Got Miss to take some pics of me in the shower last night. Very disappointed with the results. My back and bum look strange. X  | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Bless you. Get in a hot shower and warm up. Xjumps in jacks shower
More than welcome. Saw my new pic then lol. X
She's been peeking "have now | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Aah, is that your daughter's friends baby? Glad about the reporting "he's so cute and tiny | |||
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"Afternoon all
It looks like I missed out on all the goodies earlier...could kill for a latte and egg...but with crusty soldiers
Afternoon Mistress Got your machine, so I'll make you a latte How'd you like your eggs? "Aw bugger would have loved a nice runny double yolker this morning..missed the grub again ffs  | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter "It's never stopped pissing down here today either _oddy | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Bless you. Get in a hot shower and warm up. Xjumps in jacks shower
More than welcome. Saw my new pic then lol. X
She's been peeking
She likes my bum more than me lol. X"It's the missus for me | |||
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"Wonders what Mistress is doing us for supper "Rib eye steak with mushrooms and some of them baby spuds with lemon and thyme that you bung in the ping machine..want some? | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Bless you. Get in a hot shower and warm up. Xjumps in jacks shower
More than welcome. Saw my new pic then lol. X
She's been peeking
She likes my bum more than me lol. X
So I've heard....
Oh have you now lol. Got Miss to take some pics of me in the shower last night. Very disappointed with the results. My back and bum look strange. X "Looks fine from where I'm standing | |||
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"Damm weather am soaked been docs and hos today hilights of day feeding a 6wk old baby and lots of baby talk and a big big bonus the blood people are reporting a and e blood stuff over treatment of daughter
Aah, is that your daughter's friends baby? Glad about the reporting he's so cute and tiny"Bless him | |||
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"Wonders what Mistress is doing us for supper
Rib eye steak with mushrooms and some of them baby spuds with lemon and thyme that you bung in the ping machine..want some? "I do but spose it's all gone now | |||
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Was delicious though  | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though "Tut...glad you enjoyed it | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it "Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight 
Thought a cats bum was well overdue | |||
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"The governess has gone "Ooh | |||
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"Evening All. How's things? First shift of 4; waiting for celeb guest to return after their show tonight in Birmingham. They'll have quiet drink or three in Bar." Nah the governess is in Australia cobber | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue "Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly | |||
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"Evening All. How's things? First shift of 4; waiting for celeb guest to return after their show tonight in Birmingham. They'll have quiet drink or three in Bar." Evening Iain, hope you are well now and not too busy tonight | |||
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"Evening All. How's things? First shift of 4; waiting for celeb guest to return after their show tonight in Birmingham. They'll have quiet drink or three in Bar. Nah the governess is in Australia cobber "Haha | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue
Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly "Bloody cats and dogs can rim themselves | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue
Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly
Bloody cats and dogs can rim themselves "only you could have thought of that | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue
Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly
Bloody cats and dogs can rim themselves "Hahaha | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue
Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly
Bloody cats and dogs can rim themselves only you could have thought of that "Well ffs we shake hands or kiss when we meet....have you seen what dogs do ffs | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue
Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly
Bloody cats and dogs can rim themselves only you could have thought of that
Well ffs we shake hands or kiss when we meet....have you seen what dogs do ffs "Sniff each others bums?  | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue
Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly
Bloody cats and dogs can rim themselves only you could have thought of that
Well ffs we shake hands or kiss when we meet....have you seen what dogs do ffs
Sniff each others bums? "Yup no fecking decorum ave they | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue
Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly
Bloody cats and dogs can rim themselves only you could have thought of that
Well ffs we shake hands or kiss when we meet....have you seen what dogs do ffs
Sniff each others bums? "that's to make sure they have the right tail | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue
Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly
Bloody cats and dogs can rim themselves only you could have thought of that
Well ffs we shake hands or kiss when we meet....have you seen what dogs do ffs
Sniff each others bums?
Yup no fecking decorum ave they "Nope.... | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue
Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly
Bloody cats and dogs can rim themselves only you could have thought of that
Well ffs we shake hands or kiss when we meet....have you seen what dogs do ffs
Sniff each others bums? that's to make sure they have the right tail"Oh! | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue
Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly
Bloody cats and dogs can rim themselves only you could have thought of that
Well ffs we shake hands or kiss when we meet....have you seen what dogs do ffs
Sniff each others bums? that's to make sure they have the right tail
Oh! "when the cats and doggys went to the pictures they used to hang there tails up but one day they had to leave fast and had to grab a tail as they rushed out | |||
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"Yup
Was delicious though
Tut...glad you enjoyed it
Best meal I've had for a week...didn't even make my mastermind night tonight
Thought a cats bum was well overdue
Well you've had a lovely meal
Cat's bum from me and a cat's bum from Miss Molly
Bloody cats and dogs can rim themselves only you could have thought of that
Well ffs we shake hands or kiss when we meet....have you seen what dogs do ffs
Sniff each others bums? that's to make sure they have the right tail
Oh! when the cats and doggys went to the pictures they used to hang there tails up but one day they had to leave fast and had to grab a tail as they rushed out"Haha..that could be awkward, specially if they got a different coloured one | |||
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"Evening All. How's things? First shift of 4; waiting for celeb guest to return after their show tonight in Birmingham. They'll have quiet drink or three in Bar. Evening Iain, hope you are well now and not too busy tonight "Hi! I'm a helluva lot better now with all clear from GP 2 wks ago after extensive tests. Busy enough tonight, but mostly Corporate guests who don't drink due to work in morning. But 1st shift after time off is usually worst one as body clock restarts. | |||
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"Evening All. How's things? First shift of 4; waiting for celeb guest to return after their show tonight in Birmingham. They'll have quiet drink or three in Bar. Evening Iain, hope you are well now and not too busy tonight
Hi! I'm a helluva lot better now with all clear from GP 2 wks ago after extensive tests.
Busy enough tonight, but mostly Corporate guests who don't drink due to work in morning. But 1st shift after time off is usually worst one as body clock restarts."Glad you are better, pleased to hear that | |||
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"Has anyone tried the winter vienese whirls spiced apple 50ps a box in Co op" Sugar overload for me. Any sugar free versions? | |||
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"Has anyone tried the winter vienese whirls spiced apple 50ps a box in Co op" No but they sound delish and a bargain | |||
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"Has anyone tried the winter vienese whirls spiced apple 50ps a box in Co op" Nope but just had a Muller light Turkish delight yogurt....20p in Tesco and quite nice | |||
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"Has anyone tried the winter vienese whirls spiced apple 50ps a box in Co op Nope but just had a Muller light Turkish delight yogurt....20p in Tesco and quite nice "That was a bargain too | |||
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"Has anyone tried the winter vienese whirls spiced apple 50ps a box in Co op Nope but just had a Muller light Turkish delight yogurt....20p in Tesco and quite nice
That was a bargain too "Not for me flavour wise, but Muller Whipped Greek Style Yoghurt with a Corner pot of Lemon Mousse are divine! | |||
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"Has anyone tried the winter vienese whirls spiced apple 50ps a box in Co op Nope but just had a Muller light Turkish delight yogurt....20p in Tesco and quite nice
That was a bargain too
Not for me flavour wise, but Muller Whipped Greek Style Yoghurt with a Corner pot of Lemon Mousse are divine!"I'm feeling hungry now, going back on the Nocturnal thread to see if Ash has found any biscuits... | |||
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"Creeps in awwww look at the sleeping beauty's Mistress with dribble running down .sami with her mouth open.spose I'd better feed mollie as she's mewing" Jeez I woke up to a rock hard.................fecking beard | |||
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"Creeps in awwww look at the sleeping beauty's Mistress with dribble running down .sami with her mouth open.spose I'd better feed mollie as she's mewing Jeez I woke up to a rock hard.................fecking beard "passes Mistress a triple shot latte | |||
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"Creeps in awwww look at the sleeping beauty's Mistress with dribble running down .sami with her mouth open.spose I'd better feed mollie as she's mewing Jeez I woke up to a rock hard.................fecking beard passes Mistress a triple shot latte "Lovely _oddy....but I need to give this beard a rinse first ffs | |||
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"Creeps in awwww look at the sleeping beauty's Mistress with dribble running down .sami with her mouth open.spose I'd better feed mollie as she's mewing Jeez I woke up to a rock hard.................fecking beard passes Mistress a triple shot latte
Lovely _oddy....but I need to give this beard a rinse first ffs "use conditioner will make it soft | |||
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"Creeps in awwww look at the sleeping beauty's Mistress with dribble running down .sami with her mouth open.spose I'd better feed mollie as she's mewing Jeez I woke up to a rock hard.................fecking beard passes Mistress a triple shot latte
Lovely _oddy....but I need to give this beard a rinse first ffs use conditioner will make it soft"Nah I got a load of beard oil cheap  | |||
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"Creeps in awwww look at the sleeping beauty's Mistress with dribble running down .sami with her mouth open.spose I'd better feed mollie as she's mewing" Oh thanks for that Voddy, she'd already swiped me round the ear'ole | |||
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"Creeps in awwww look at the sleeping beauty's Mistress with dribble running down .sami with her mouth open.spose I'd better feed mollie as she's mewing Jeez I woke up to a rock hard.................fecking beard "Haha Morning Mistress | |||
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"Creeps in awwww look at the sleeping beauty's Mistress with dribble running down .sami with her mouth open.spose I'd better feed mollie as she's mewing Oh thanks for that Voddy, she'd already swiped me round the ear'ole "let Bert in he left me a note to say he was hitching a lift to urs | |||
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"Creeps in awwww look at the sleeping beauty's Mistress with dribble running down .sami with her mouth open.spose I'd better feed mollie as she's mewing Oh thanks for that Voddy, she'd already swiped me round the ear'ole let Bert in he left me a note to say he was hitching a lift to urs"Oh yes...can see him on the doorstep, I'll get a pouch for him | |||
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"Creeps in awwww look at the sleeping beauty's Mistress with dribble running down .sami with her mouth open.spose I'd better feed mollie as she's mewing Jeez I woke up to a rock hard.................fecking beard
Haha Morning Mistress "Morning Sami.. it's dash about time now I'll catch you all later | |||
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"Creeps in awwww look at the sleeping beauty's Mistress with dribble running down .sami with her mouth open.spose I'd better feed mollie as she's mewing Jeez I woke up to a rock hard.................fecking beard
Haha Morning Mistress
Morning Sami.. it's dash about time now I'll catch you all later "Ok my friend, have a good day xx | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
"Afternoon mate....well your thread seemed to have went well last night | |||
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"Morning crew. Kettles on. " Kettle.....piiift | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon mate....well your thread seemed to have went well last night "Thanks Mistress.. I will stand in again for Jim on this evenings late night nocturnal thread so do pop in and say hello again! | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
"Afternoon Ash and honey, Miss Molly, says meow to honey Great thread last night, well done, it's not easy! | |||
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"Morning crew. Kettles on. " Afternoon Jack, get that kettle on again! | |||
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"Morning crew. Kettles on. Kettle.....piiift "He makes a lovely instant! | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon mate....well your thread seemed to have went well last night
Thanks Mistress..
I will stand in again for Jim on this evenings late night nocturnal thread so do pop in and say hello again! " | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon Ash and honey, Miss Molly, says meow to honey Great thread last night, well done, it's not easy! "Afternoon Samiss. Honey gave a little meow back..
Its not easy standing in for someone as famous as Jim! 
Hopefully it will be good fun again tonight. | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon Ash and honey, Miss Molly, says meow to honey Great thread last night, well done, it's not easy!
Afternoon Samiss.
Honey gave a little meow back..
Its not easy standing in for someone as famous as Jim!
Hopefully it will be good fun again tonight."Well yes he is famous You do a great job and it depends who drops in on the night, as to how much fun it is. You do get some funny people in there though | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon mate....well your thread seemed to have went well last night
Thanks Mistress..
I will stand in again for Jim on this evenings late night nocturnal thread so do pop in and say hello again! "I will do unless I conn out early | |||
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"Morning crew. Kettles on. Kettle.....piiift
He makes a lovely instant! "Piiifft | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon Ash and honey, Miss Molly, says meow to honey Great thread last night, well done, it's not easy!
Afternoon Samiss.
Honey gave a little meow back..
Its not easy standing in for someone as famous as Jim!
Hopefully it will be good fun again tonight.
Well yes he is famous You do a great job and it depends who drops in on the night, as to how much fun it is. You do get some funny people in there though "And you can't conn out on it so I'd be fecked | |||
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"Morning crew. Kettles on. Afternoon Jack, get that kettle on again! "Just boiling. X | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon Ash and honey, Miss Molly, says meow to honey Great thread last night, well done, it's not easy!
Afternoon Samiss.
Honey gave a little meow back..
Its not easy standing in for someone as famous as Jim!
Hopefully it will be good fun again tonight.
Well yes he is famous You do a great job and it depends who drops in on the night, as to how much fun it is. You do get some funny people in there though
And you can't conk out on it so I'd be fecked "Conk ffs...and amended my auto carrot mistake | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon Ash and honey, Miss Molly, says meow to honey Great thread last night, well done, it's not easy!
Afternoon Samiss.
Honey gave a little meow back..
Its not easy standing in for someone as famous as Jim!
Hopefully it will be good fun again tonight.
Well yes he is famous You do a great job and it depends who drops in on the night, as to how much fun it is. You do get some funny people in there though
And you can't conn out on it so I'd be fecked "Haha | |||
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"Morning crew. Kettles on. Afternoon Jack, get that kettle on again!
Just boiling. X" | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon Ash and honey, Miss Molly, says meow to honey Great thread last night, well done, it's not easy!
Afternoon Samiss.
Honey gave a little meow back..
Its not easy standing in for someone as famous as Jim!
Hopefully it will be good fun again tonight.
Well yes he is famous You do a great job and it depends who drops in on the night, as to how much fun it is. You do get some funny people in there though
And you can't conk out on it so I'd be fecked
Conk ffs...and amended my auto carrot mistake"You got any biscuits I can dunk in my instant | |||
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon Ash and honey, Miss Molly, says meow to honey Great thread last night, well done, it's not easy!
Afternoon Samiss.
Honey gave a little meow back..
Its not easy standing in for someone as famous as Jim!
Hopefully it will be good fun again tonight.
Well yes he is famous You do a great job and it depends who drops in on the night, as to how much fun it is. You do get some funny people in there though
And you can't conk out on it so I'd be fecked
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon Ash and honey, Miss Molly, says meow to honey Great thread last night, well done, it's not easy!
Afternoon Samiss.
Honey gave a little meow back..
Its not easy standing in for someone as famous as Jim!
Hopefully it will be good fun again tonight.
Well yes he is famous You do a great job and it depends who drops in on the night, as to how much fun it is. You do get some funny people in there though
And you can't conk out on it so I'd be fecked
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon Ash and honey, Miss Molly, says meow to honey Great thread last night, well done, it's not easy!
Afternoon Samiss.
Honey gave a little meow back..
Its not easy standing in for someone as famous as Jim!
Hopefully it will be good fun again tonight.
Well yes he is famous You do a great job and it depends who drops in on the night, as to how much fun it is. You do get some funny people in there though
And you can't conk out on it so I'd be fecked
Conk ffs...and amended my auto carrot mistake
You got any biscuits I can dunk in my instant
Yup them caramelized coffee bics
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"Morning everyone from me and honey.
Afternoon Ash and honey, Miss Molly, says meow to honey Great thread last night, well done, it's not easy!
Afternoon Samiss.
Honey gave a little meow back..
Its not easy standing in for someone as famous as Jim!
Hopefully it will be good fun again tonight.
Well yes he is famous You do a great job and it depends who drops in on the night, as to how much fun it is. You do get some funny people in there though
And you can't conk out on it so I'd be fecked
Conk ffs...and amended my auto carrot mistake
You got any biscuits I can dunk in my instant
Yup them caramelized coffee bics
Can I have two?
You can have 3 Sami...but watch other half doesn't Nick em "Yeah, now he's got his own set of teef, that's very likely, thank you Mistress | |||
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"Got to nip off now..catch ya laters x"Catcha later | |||
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"Just having toast with my coffee. X" Do you dunk your toast in your coffee? | |||
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"Just having toast with my coffee. X Do you dunk your toast in your coffee? "No I'm not that weird lol. X | |||
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"Just having toast with my coffee. X Do you dunk your toast in your coffee?
No I'm not that weird lol. X"Haha When we've been staying in hotels abroad, at breakfast, the Germans dunk everything in their coffee, croissants, pastry, bread etc  | |||
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"Just having toast with my coffee. X Do you dunk your toast in your coffee?
No I'm not that weird lol. X
Haha When we've been staying in hotels abroad, at breakfast, the Germans dunk everything in their coffee, croissants, pastry, bread etc "Doesnt surprise me lol. I do like the Spanish breakfast of Churros and hot chocolate. X | |||
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"Just having toast with my coffee. X Do you dunk your toast in your coffee?
No I'm not that weird lol. X
Haha When we've been staying in hotels abroad, at breakfast, the Germans dunk everything in their coffee, croissants, pastry, bread etc
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"Hello everyone ... Walking through treacle at the moment ... But making slow progress
Hey lovely. X "Hello you | |||
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"Hello everyone ... Walking through treacle at the moment ... But making slow progress
Hey lovely. X
Hello you "Good evening my dear. X | |||
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"Hello everyone ... Walking through treacle at the moment ... But making slow progress
Hey lovely. X
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"Morning gang. Coffee is going. X" morning hunk where's it going | |||
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"Morning gang. Coffee is going. Xmorning hunk where's it going" Down my throat lol. Coffee lovely? X | |||
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"Morning gang. Coffee is going. Xmorning hunk where's it going Down my throat lol. Coffee lovely? X" yes please x | |||
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"Morning gang. Coffee is going. Xmorning hunk where's it going Down my throat lol. Coffee lovely? Xyes please x" Coming right up. X | |||
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"Morning gang. Coffee is going. Xmorning hunk where's it going Down my throat lol. Coffee lovely? Xyes please x" Morning Voddy xx | |||
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"Morning gang. Coffee is going. Xmorning hunk where's it going Down my throat lol. Coffee lovely? X" Yes please Jack xx | |||
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"Morning gang. Coffee is going. Xmorning hunk where's it going Down my throat lol. Coffee lovely? X Yes please Jack xx" On its way sexy. X | |||
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"Any scrambled eggs and bacon going "Dont have any bacon in but will happilly do you some scrambo on toast. X | |||
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"Morning gang. Coffee is going. Xmorning hunk where's it going Down my throat lol. Coffee lovely? X Yes please Jack xx On its way sexy. X" Thanks Jack, need another one now I've been shopping in the rain! | |||
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"Any scrambled eggs and bacon going "Afternoon Voddy, did you enjoy your eggs? | |||
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"Any scrambled eggs and bacon going
Afternoon Voddy, did you enjoy your eggs? "passes a instant I dided | |||
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"Any scrambled eggs and bacon going
Afternoon Voddy, did you enjoy your eggs? passes a instant I dided"Cheers Voddy | |||
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"Wheres mine? Lol. X" Ok kettles on now Jack... | |||
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"Wheres mine? Lol. X Ok kettles on now Jack... "Thanks lovely but I'm in the pub having a proper drink now lol. X | |||
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"Wheres mine? Lol. X Ok kettles on now Jack...
Thanks lovely but I'm in the pub having a proper drink now lol. X"Haha, lucky you..enjoy! | |||
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"Wheres mine? Lol. X Ok kettles on now Jack...
Thanks lovely but I'm in the pub having a proper drink now lol. X
Haha, lucky you..enjoy! "Thank you. I will. Miss wont be home until gone 9 so have time to get home and get soberish lol. X | |||
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"Wheres mine? Lol. X Ok kettles on now Jack...
Thanks lovely but I'm in the pub having a proper drink now lol. X
Haha, lucky you..enjoy!
Thank you. I will. Miss wont be home until gone 9 so have time to get home and get soberish lol. X" and no doubt you'll have a lovely meal cooked for her | |||
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"Wheres mine? Lol. X Ok kettles on now Jack...
Thanks lovely but I'm in the pub having a proper drink now lol. X
Haha, lucky you..enjoy!
Thank you. I will. Miss wont be home until gone 9 so have time to get home and get soberish lol. X
and no doubt you'll have a lovely meal cooked for her "burnt pans | |||
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"Wheres mine? Lol. X Ok kettles on now Jack...
Thanks lovely but I'm in the pub having a proper drink now lol. X
Haha, lucky you..enjoy!
Thank you. I will. Miss wont be home until gone 9 so have time to get home and get soberish lol. X
and no doubt you'll have a lovely meal cooked for her burnt pans "Oh dear Voddy | |||
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"Wheres mine? Lol. X Ok kettles on now Jack...
Thanks lovely but I'm in the pub having a proper drink now lol. X
Haha, lucky you..enjoy!
Thank you. I will. Miss wont be home until gone 9 so have time to get home and get soberish lol. X
and no doubt you'll have a lovely meal cooked for her burnt pans "Excuse me. I am a decent cook actually. And yes I did offer. X | |||
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"Wheres mine? Lol. X Ok kettles on now Jack...
Thanks lovely but I'm in the pub having a proper drink now lol. X
Haha, lucky you..enjoy!
Thank you. I will. Miss wont be home until gone 9 so have time to get home and get soberish lol. X
and no doubt you'll have a lovely meal cooked for her burnt pans
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"Wheres mine? Lol. X Ok kettles on now Jack...
Thanks lovely but I'm in the pub having a proper drink now lol. X
Haha, lucky you..enjoy!
Thank you. I will. Miss wont be home until gone 9 so have time to get home and get soberish lol. X
and no doubt you'll have a lovely meal cooked for her burnt pans
Excuse me. I am a decent cook actually. And yes I did offer. X
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"Morning campers "Morning Voddy | |||
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Morning Voddy "morning sami and mollie moos milk is on for ur coffees | |||
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"Morning campers
Morning Voddy morning sami and mollie moos milk is on for ur coffees"Ooh lovely, Miss Molly says meow and a purr for Bertie She's now running round the garden with the wind up her bum! | |||
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"Morning campers
Morning Voddy morning sami and mollie moos milk is on for ur coffees
Ooh lovely, Miss Molly says meow and a purr for Bertie She's now running round the garden with the wind up her bum! "he's fast asleep in my bed feeling proud as the postie brought him a card addressed to him | |||
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"Morning campers
Morning Voddy morning sami and mollie moos milk is on for ur coffees
Ooh lovely, Miss Molly says meow and a purr for Bertie She's now running round the garden with the wind up her bum! he's fast asleep in my bed feeling proud as the postie brought him a card addressed to him"Aah bless Bertie | |||
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"Morning gang. Moose has brought us a worm in and Guiness missed her litter tray having a cack. Good times lol. X" Haha! Morning Jack. | |||
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"Morning gang. Moose has brought us a worm in and Guiness missed her litter tray having a cack. Good times lol. X Haha! Morning Jack. "Morning sexy. On my 4th coffee already lol. X | |||
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"Morning gang. Moose has brought us a worm in and Guiness missed her litter tray having a cack. Good times lol. X Haha! Morning Jack.
Morning sexy. On my 4th coffee already lol. X"Gosh only had one so far! | |||
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"Morning gang. Moose has brought us a worm in and Guiness missed her litter tray having a cack. Good times lol. X Haha! Morning Jack.
Morning sexy. On my 4th coffee already lol. X
Gosh only had one so far! "Was up at half 7 though. X | |||
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"Morning gang. Moose has brought us a worm in and Guiness missed her litter tray having a cack. Good times lol. X Haha! Morning Jack.
Morning sexy. On my 4th coffee already lol. X
Gosh only had one so far!
Was up at half 7 though. X"Me too, because Molly was pestering me for her breakfast, then went back to bed! | |||
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"Bertie helped himself to his breakfast wish he could cook" Maybe teach him, we could all come over for dinner | |||
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"Bertie helped himself to his breakfast wish he could cook Maybe teach him, we could all come over for dinner "knowing him stewed mouse | |||
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"Bertie helped himself to his breakfast wish he could cook Maybe teach him, we could all come over for dinner knowing him stewed mouse"Ok...I'm suddenly vegetarian | |||
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"Maybe molly could cook" Well I have taught her, but she's snoring at the moment | |||
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"Evening. Cheese board and crackers for us watching Jason and The Argonauts. X" Love cheese and crackers with pickled onions! | |||
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"Evening. Cheese board and crackers for us watching Jason and The Argonauts. X Love cheese and crackers with pickled onions! "ur be farting all night | |||
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"Evening. Cheese board and crackers for us watching Jason and The Argonauts. X Love cheese and crackers with pickled onions! ur be farting all night "I know, but I can blame Molly now | |||
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"Evening. Cheese board and crackers for us watching Jason and The Argonauts. X Love cheese and crackers with pickled onions! ur be farting all night
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"Evening. Cheese board and crackers for us watching Jason and The Argonauts. X Love cheese and crackers with pickled onions! ur be farting all night
I know, but I can blame Molly now she told me she needs a gas mask"I've just stuck her under the covers...no idea why she's wailing | |||
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"Evening. Cheese board and crackers for us watching Jason and The Argonauts. X Love cheese and crackers with pickled onions! ur be farting all night
I know, but I can blame Molly now she told me she needs a gas mask
I've just stuck her under the covers...no idea why she's wailing
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"Evening. Cheese board and crackers for us watching Jason and The Argonauts. X Love cheese and crackers with pickled onions! ur be farting all night
I know, but I can blame Molly now she told me she needs a gas mask
I've just stuck her under the covers...no idea why she's wailing
she's probably missing bertie"I'm sure she is | |||
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"Just got into bed, tipsy and alone ... And still no begging thread on my profile "Bless ya Eenie xx | |||
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"Morning all brekki and coffee is served .bowl of felix and cat milk for mollie and honey" Just a latte for me _oddy | |||
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"Morning all brekki and coffee is served .bowl of felix and cat milk for mollie and honey" Than you Voddy | |||
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"Morning all brekki and coffee is served .bowl of felix and cat milk for mollie and honey Just a latte for me _oddy "Morning Mistress | |||
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"Morning all brekki and coffee is served .bowl of felix and cat milk for mollie and honey Just a latte for me _oddy "you will have a egg sarnie as I know you haven't eaten all week with all ur Russian around can't have you going all funny with not eating it don't matter for me as I'm funny already | |||
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"Morning all brekki and coffee is served .bowl of felix and cat milk for mollie and honey Just a latte for me _oddy
Morning Mistress "Morning Sami....had 3 lattes and still waiting for _oddys...but it is now sudoku time | |||
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"Morning all brekki and coffee is served .bowl of felix and cat milk for mollie and honey Just a latte for me _oddy you will have a egg sarnie as I know you haven't eaten all week with all ur Russian around can't have you going all funny with not eating it don't matter for me as I'm funny already"You are funny, but in a nice way | |||
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"Morning all brekki and coffee is served .bowl of felix and cat milk for mollie and honey Just a latte for me _oddy
Morning Mistress
Morning Sami....had 3 lattes and still waiting for _oddys...but it is now sudoku time"Haha | |||
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"Morning all brekki and coffee is served .bowl of felix and cat milk for mollie and honey Just a latte for me _oddy you will have a egg sarnie as I know you haven't eaten all week with all ur Russian around can't have you going all funny with not eating it don't matter for me as I'm funny already
You are funny, but in a nice way "Bugger I'll shit myself by answering this....I don't eat on a morning as you know...I dump on a morning
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