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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Say you could have any one skill instantly and completely mastered, but, it can’t be anything you use just to make money, get you fame, or help your career or life. It’s purely for your pleasure and people who maybe enjoy seeing carrying out this skill. Also NO superpowers, only things that are achievable through hard work and practice.

Mine would be to master the piano, I already play the guitar, but never got round to the piano.

So what would your instantly mastered skill be ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Polyglot of all languages.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Understand women!

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Computer hacking

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By *moothCriminal_xMan  over a year ago

Redditch

piano also

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To play the guitar

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan  over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"Understand women! "

No superpowers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Polyglot of all languages."

That’s good one, think I might ditch the piano and go with that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Be able to sing, it ruins my guitar playing !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flying a helicopter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Singing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Understand women! "

Although that’s a superpower innit? So I’ve broken the rules! In which case become an artist. I’ve always wanted to be able to draw magnificent pictures but I’m total bobbins at it. Maybe with tuition and practice I’d get there!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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To sing in tune

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Understand women!

No superpowers "

ha I realised that after I posted!! ^^

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan  over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

To fly a jet plane and do tricks will be my skill I would like to have instantly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Say you could have any one skill instantly and completely mastered, but, it can’t be anything you use just to make money, get you fame, or help your career or life. It’s purely for your pleasure and people who maybe enjoy seeing carrying out this skill. Also NO superpowers, only things that are achievable through hard work and practice.

Mine would be to master the piano, I already play the guitar, but never got round to the piano.

So what would your instantly mastered skill be ? "

I'm with you on that, piano or saxophone..

Or learn Japanese.

Adam.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To fly a jet plane and do tricks will be my skill I would like to have instantly"

What, like juggling whilst you're flying ?

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By *lceeWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Languages. I want to be a polyglot.

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

I’d love to be able to play guitar really well.

And sing a bit better too

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By *r.BlondeMan  over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Shooting a Gun, tried it in Vegas, harder than you think it would be.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love to master the art of going out in central London and not missing the last train home as I got too carried away with my nights out resulting in insane taxi or Uber fees.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Languages. I want to be a polyglot."

I’m going to shoehorn the word ‘polyglot’ into a conversation tomorrow, see if I can impress anyone.

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By *owhard007Man  over a year ago

leeds

Singing as I do love to sing along to the radio at work but my work mate don't appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Understand women! "

Never going to happen lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Breakdancing

Like full on 80s style head spinning and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Breakdancing

Like full on 80s style head spinning and all that "

I’ve got the shellsuit and headband.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Breakdancing

Like full on 80s style head spinning and all that "

Been there and done that.

I remember hanging out in Ealing Broadway with my crew , popping and locking, and doing the windmill and back spins on my roll of lino.

!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shooting a Gun, tried it in Vegas, harder than you think it would be."

It is good fun, especially long distance. Are there no ranges near you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Breakdancing

Like full on 80s style head spinning and all that

I’ve got the shellsuit and headband. "

And the physique to do the business!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I too would love to play the piano

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Breakdancing

Like full on 80s style head spinning and all that

Been there and done that.

I remember hanging out in Ealing Broadway with my crew , popping and locking, and doing the windmill and back spins on my roll of lino.

!!"

I wasted the few 80s years I experienced being a staunch greebo.

I can fuckin pogo though

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By *r.BlondeMan  over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Shooting a Gun, tried it in Vegas, harder than you think it would be.

It is good fun, especially long distance. Are there no ranges near you?"

Nah, I don't think so. I haven't looked into it properly though, will have to remedy that. Yeah the adrenaline was good i don't think my heart has beaten so fast before.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Shooting a Gun, tried it in Vegas, harder than you think it would be."

That's not hard it's all about the breathing!

I'd like languages

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I would end up in A &E if I even attempted a backspin nowadays.

As for body popping.

Well I creak when I get up LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shooting a Gun, tried it in Vegas, harder than you think it would be.

That's not hard it's all about the breathing!

I'd like languages "

That's not hard , it's all about the words !

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By *r.BlondeMan  over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Shooting a Gun, tried it in Vegas, harder than you think it would be.

That's not hard it's all about the breathing!

I'd like languages "

To be at marksman standard wouldn't be.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Say you could have any one skill instantly and completely mastered, but, it can’t be anything you use just to make money, get you fame, or help your career or life. It’s purely for your pleasure and people who maybe enjoy seeing carrying out this skill. Also NO superpowers, only things that are achievable through hard work and practice.

Mine would be to master the piano, I already play the guitar, but never got round to the piano.

So what would your instantly mastered skill be ? "

Be able to Dancw or sing, either would do, I'm generally pretty awesome at anything athletic or techy, but chuck in some art, and self consciousness and lack of ability make me a complete tosser.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Shooting a Gun, tried it in Vegas, harder than you think it would be.

That's not hard it's all about the breathing!

I'd like languages To be at marksman standard wouldn't be."

As I said it's all about the breathing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Upgrade my guitar skills to be able to play lead guitar. This is on my radar. The other would to also be able to play piano.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To fly! Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The art of contentment.

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Something musical like an instrument or being able to sing - but as a few have said that the other thing would be something creative like carpentry or drawing - I don't have a creative bone in my body but admire those that do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The art of contentment.

"

You need a mantra.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nascar driver.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The art of contentment.

You need a mantra."

OMMMMMMMmmmmmmm .....

No it isn't working - there's still stuff I want

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Flying a helicopter. "

Which one, there are so many?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alchemy.

Cake decorating.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be a great surfer, maybe then I wouldn't be scared of open water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Master of astrodynamics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmmm.. driving ha ha.

Eve. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmmm.. driving ha ha.

Eve. x"

All women could say this, especially reversing

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By *otBunsHunWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Pole dance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pure good luck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Understand women! "

He said no super powers!

Mine would be to.... Nope, can't think of anything I want but can't do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmmm.. driving ha ha.

Eve. x

All women could say this, especially reversing "

Ha ha mean! I want to drive, I am just slightly scared and always have other things I could be doing ha ha.

Eve. x

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton

swallow a hot dog sausage whole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shooting a Gun, tried it in Vegas, harder than you think it would be."

Shot lots of guns before the law banned them. I would like to be a much better guitar player than I am now

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Guitar... my my yessss.

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By *ogNMuseCouple  over a year ago

Surrey


"

Mine would be to master the piano, I already play the guitar, but never got round to the piano.

So what would your instantly mastered skill be ? "

Guitar & Bass player here, but I did piano at school - piano is a lot easier to learn (to a reasonable standard) than the guitar.

Mine would be film directing

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

Leeds

Tap dance. Never got the opportunity to try but to be part of a professional tap dancing troupe would be awesome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shooting a Gun, tried it in Vegas, harder than you think it would be.

Shot lots of guns before the law banned them. I would like to be a much better guitar player than I am now "

Guns aren't banned....for me, jazz saxophone..

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By *onny69sMan  over a year ago

Donny

Electric guitar and or being able to draw and paint to a good standard.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Origami

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not sure about completely mastered but I'm pretty damn good at 4 of the above mentioned skills, that I take for granted. Everyone is good at something...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like to learn how to grow money on trees. Yep, that'd be so cool.

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

To dance like the striky professionals

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd like to learn how to grow money on trees. Yep, that'd be so cool. "

Not really answering the question, but okay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not sure about completely mastered but I'm pretty damn good at 4 of the above mentioned skills, that I take for granted. Everyone is good at something..."

Not really answering the question, but always good to get a brag in

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

To master cutlery and crockery

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Legspin bowling.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman  over a year ago

sw London

I would love to be able to sing in tune, it doesn't stop me singing though

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By *ogNMuseCouple  over a year ago

Surrey


"I would love to be able to sing in tune"

So would the neighbours...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to be able to slice a cucumber really quickly, like a chef can.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Play the guitar...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure about completely mastered but I'm pretty damn good at 4 of the above mentioned skills, that I take for granted. Everyone is good at something...

Not really answering the question, but always good to get a brag in "

What I mean is that many of us have abilities that other people see as special, maybe even unattainable. Like those who can play instruments without thinking about it but for me I cant imagine even trying. Languages is another one I am in awe of....

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Ride a uni-cycle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swimming: it's a bitch being on a beach with a athletic body but not being able to swim. I can do all the strokes though, standing up without the water.

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By *ememberTheNameMan  over a year ago

barnsley


"Say you could have any one skill instantly and completely mastered, but, it can’t be anything you use just to make money, get you fame, or help your career or life. It’s purely for your pleasure and people who maybe enjoy seeing carrying out this skill. Also NO superpowers, only things that are achievable through hard work and practice.

Mine would be to master the piano, I already play the guitar, but never got round to the piano.

So what would your instantly mastered skill be ? "

Saxophone

And then the best jazz bar in the world

Not for gain of money just pure pleasure of music and all the big names would hang out

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By *ememberTheNameMan  over a year ago

barnsley

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I want to be able to slice a cucumber really quickly, like a chef can."

Easy -tuck uour finger tips behind thelast knuckle so that the flat edge of the blade is guided by the knuckles -then you can chop as fast as you like without risk to said digits -this a chef taught me.

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham

Like a few on here, I've always wanted to play the piano. I dabbled when I was younger but turned to the guitar as it was somewhat simpler and quicker to get into.

And again like others have said, I've always fancied being a bit of a polyglot.

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I would love to be able to really rock out on the guitar, or to really captivate an audience with my singing voice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to be able to slice a cucumber really quickly, like a chef can.

Easy -tuck uour finger tips behind thelast knuckle so that the flat edge of the blade is guided by the knuckles -then you can chop as fast as you like without risk to said digits -this a chef taught me."

I would chop my fingers off at the knuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would love to be a top class ballerina.

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan  over a year ago

Halifax

Car mechanics so I could work on my own or know if the car garage was pulling my pants down.

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I want to be able to slice a cucumber really quickly, like a chef can.

Easy -tuck uour finger tips behind thelast knuckle so that the flat edge of the blade is guided by the knuckles -then you can chop as fast as you like without risk to said digits -this a chef taught me.

I would chop my fingers off at the knuckle."

You need to use a wide bladed chefs knife -not a pairing knife -and make sure you never raise the blade above the knuckle line -if you start slowly, you will be surprised at how fast you get the hang of it

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Car mechanics so I could work on my own or know if the car garage was pulling my pants down. "

You could always wear a belt the next time you visit your mechanic!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm opting for singing too.

I had a beautiful voice as a child, school & church choir, often did solo - could hit notes that really did shatter glasses.

Mid teens, my voice broke!

I now sound like a cat being scalded.

Doesn't stop my singing but it does cause people to stick their fingers on their ears.

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

To Tango properly instead of clumping round like the floor like a 3 legged cart horse.

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"To Tango properly instead of clumping round like the floor like a 3 legged cart horse."

nothing to do with the soft drink then -or do you need to practice being Tangoed?

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By *hispers-40Woman  over a year ago

up the garden path

To understand people with no common sense

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