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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A place for pervy night owls to get together, convene, and talk about absolutely flippin' anything. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

breakfast time soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I know, I'm surprised someone has posted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know, I'm surprised someone has posted."

Well make hay before the naughty step and all that

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

breakfast time soon "

Why, what ya cooking, I'm getting quite peckish now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I know, I'm surprised someone has posted.

Well make hay before the naughty step and all that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJnT6bLr5_k

Catatonia - Dead From The Waist Down (Official Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

breakfast time soon

Why, what ya cooking, I'm getting quite peckish now

Now now I don’t cook dear

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

breakfast time soon

Why, what ya cooking, I'm getting quite peckish now

Now now I don’t cook dear

I'm very disappointed in you sweetheart, I shall now be applying for a divorce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

breakfast time soon

Why, what ya cooking, I'm getting quite peckish now

Now now I don’t cook dear

I'm very disappointed in you sweetheart, I shall now be applying for a divorce

when was the honeymoon?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

breakfast time soon

Why, what ya cooking, I'm getting quite peckish now

Now now I don’t cook dear

I'm very disappointed in you sweetheart, I shall now be applying for a divorce

when was the honeymoon? "

I take it you don't remember our romantic trip to Rotherham then either?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

breakfast time soon

Why, what ya cooking, I'm getting quite peckish now

Now now I don’t cook dear

I'm very disappointed in you sweetheart, I shall now be applying for a divorce

when was the honeymoon?

I take it you don't remember our romantic trip to Rotherham then either?

I’d remember that I’m sure

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

breakfast time soon

Why, what ya cooking, I'm getting quite peckish now

Now now I don’t cook dear

I'm very disappointed in you sweetheart, I shall now be applying for a divorce

when was the honeymoon?

I take it you don't remember our romantic trip to Rotherham then either?

I’d remember that I’m sure

Awesome, are you still my little Snugglebunny then?

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Woke up 3 hours before I had intended to. Thats annoying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

breakfast time soon

Why, what ya cooking, I'm getting quite peckish now

Now now I don’t cook dear

I'm very disappointed in you sweetheart, I shall now be applying for a divorce

when was the honeymoon?

I take it you don't remember our romantic trip to Rotherham then either?

I’d remember that I’m sure

Awesome, are you still my little Snugglebunny then?

Only if you cook breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Woke up 3 hours before I had intended to. Thats annoying. "

So annoying.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

breakfast time soon

Why, what ya cooking, I'm getting quite peckish now

Now now I don’t cook dear

I'm very disappointed in you sweetheart, I shall now be applying for a divorce

when was the honeymoon?

I take it you don't remember our romantic trip to Rotherham then either?

I’d remember that I’m sure

Awesome, are you still my little Snugglebunny then?

Only if you cook breakfast

Game on, what do you fancy? I have all of the ingredients

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bum p in the night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, I thought I was posting on here already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, I thought I was posting on here already

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lol me too .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

you did it again..grrrrrrrr i might haveto go to bed..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, I thought I was posting on here already

lol me too .

It's late, what's you're excuse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, I thought I was posting on here already

lol me too .

It's late, what's you're excuse?"

your

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, again. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

leave it alone . It'll hurt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, I thought I was posting on here already

lol me too .

It's late, what's you're excuse?"
I'm thick

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

"Bum p in the night."

Cheers Jim..I'm off to sleep shortly.

Thanks everyone for joining me on Tuesday nights nocturnal madness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you did it again..grrrrrrrr i might haveto go to bed..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow

Britney Spears - Oops!...I Did It Again (Official Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are there mince pies Jimbeau Navidado?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bum p in the night.

Cheers Jim..I'm off to sleep shortly.

Thanks everyone for joining me on Tuesday nights nocturnal madness.

Thank you, Ash.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, I thought I was posting on here already

lol me too .

It's late, what's you're excuse? I'm thick "

I like your self-awareness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are there mince pies Jimbeau Navidado?"

There are mince pies. Minceface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, I thought I was posting on here already

lol me too .

It's late, what's you're excuse? I'm thick

I like your self-awareness."
Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

leave it alone . It'll hurt

You don't know if you don't try.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

leave it alone . It'll hurt

You don't know if you don't try."
James !!! Don't encourage em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

leave it alone . It'll hurt

You don't know if you don't try."

That's what I said.

Fancy it too Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

leave it alone . It'll hurt

You don't know if you don't try.

That's what I said.

Fancy it too Jim?"
yeah . Fuck his butt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are there mince pies Jimbeau Navidado?

There are mince pies. Minceface"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

elloooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

leave it alone . It'll hurt

You don't know if you don't try.

That's what I said.

Fancy it too Jim? yeah . Fuck his butt

Or you could. You would be so much better at it than me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

leave it alone . It'll hurt

You don't know if you don't try.

That's what I said.

Fancy it too Jim? yeah . Fuck his butt

Or you could. You would be so much better at it than me

"
well I would prefer to give then take

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"elloooooo

"
ellloooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot chocolate on this rainy cold night anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

leave it alone . It'll hurt

You don't know if you don't try.

That's what I said.

Fancy it too Jim?"

Why not, it is Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

leave it alone . It'll hurt

You don't know if you don't try.

That's what I said.

Fancy it too Jim? yeah . Fuck his butt

You're enthusiastic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"elloooooo

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

leave it alone . It'll hurt

You don't know if you don't try.

That's what I said.

Fancy it too Jim? yeah . Fuck his butt

You're enthusiastic."
don't knock it till yer try it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening again

Aha! Here's my little virgin butt

leave it alone . It'll hurt

You don't know if you don't try.

That's what I said.

Fancy it too Jim? yeah . Fuck his butt

You're enthusiastic. don't knock it till yer try it

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You've got big ones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I’m dreaming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim, you have an unethical Nestle advent calendar. *shakes fist at you*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim, you have an unethical Nestle advent calendar. *shakes fist at you*"

Ok Estella can you stop talking and make that unethical bacon sarnie please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hold on a min - who's fucking who's butt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim, you have an unethical Nestle advent calendar. *shakes fist at you*

Ok Estella can you stop talking and make that unethical bacon sarnie please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, you have an unethical Nestle advent calendar. *shakes fist at you*"

I knew my Advent calendar by Nestlé would nark you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I’m dreaming."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZRURcb1cM

Fleetwood Mac - Dreams [with lyrics] - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*waves at Mary*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hold on a min - who's fucking who's butt?

I'm still waiting for my butt fucking.

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By *ogNMuseCouple over a year ago

Surrey

Jumps in, reads thread, slowly leaves, back to the wall...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jumps in, reads thread, slowly leaves, back to the wall...

I said it to Tosh, I'll say it to you. You might like it.

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By *ogNMuseCouple over a year ago

Surrey

"Jumps in, reads thread, slowly leaves, back to the wall...

I said it to Tosh, I'll say it to you. You might like it."

Only if you buy me dinner first

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jumps in, reads thread, slowly leaves, back to the wall...

I said it to Tosh, I'll say it to you. You might like it.

Only if you buy me dinner first

The turkey is on me!

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By *ogNMuseCouple over a year ago

Surrey

"Jumps in, reads thread, slowly leaves, back to the wall...

I said it to Tosh, I'll say it to you. You might like it.

Only if you buy me dinner first

The turkey is on me!"

Hold the stuffing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jumps in, reads thread, slowly leaves, back to the wall...

I said it to Tosh, I'll say it to you. You might like it.

Only if you buy me dinner first

The turkey is on me!

Hold the stuffing!"

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Good morning Crimbo Jimbo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning Crimbo Jimbo

Morning!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Good morning Crimbo Jimbo

Morning!

I want to wrap anything and everything in tinsel and fairy lights ... I’m feeling festive

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning Crimbo Jimbo

Morning!

I want to wrap anything and everything in tinsel and fairy lights ... I’m feeling festive

Anything, and everything?!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Good morning Crimbo Jimbo

Morning!

I want to wrap anything and everything in tinsel and fairy lights ... I’m feeling festive

Anything, and everything?!"

If you stand still you’re wrapped ... everyone knows that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning Crimbo Jimbo

Morning!

I want to wrap anything and everything in tinsel and fairy lights ... I’m feeling festive

Anything, and everything?!

If you stand still you’re wrapped ... everyone knows that "

You've got tinsellitus.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Good morning Crimbo Jimbo

Morning!

I want to wrap anything and everything in tinsel and fairy lights ... I’m feeling festive

Anything, and everything?!

If you stand still you’re wrapped ... everyone knows that

You've got tinsellitus."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Iain's going to Hull and back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m still watching inbetweeners

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Iain's going to Hull and back."

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

I meant 'haven't', not what was printed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m still watching inbetweeners "

I'm going to put The Inbetweeners on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The thunderbirds is going down nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m still watching inbetweeners

I'm going to put The Inbetweeners on."

It's about to finish! I know what's coming.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It doesn't appear to have worked, I'll try and fire up one of ma backup computers later when I've rustled up something to eat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m still watching inbetweeners

I'm going to put The Inbetweeners on.

It's about to finish! I know what's coming.

Blurrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m still watching inbetweeners

I'm going to put The Inbetweeners on.

It's about to finish! I know what's coming.

Blurrrrrrrrrrr

I laughed out loud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The thunderbirds is going down nicely "

Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok honey bunny I made that gag in the thread 4 weeks after this one, but still before you.

An me and Morningstar should arrange to tie, tease and tag team you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

I meant 'haven't', not what was printed!"

I like havenot you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It doesn't appear to have worked, I'll try and fire up one of ma backup computers later when I've rustled up something to eat

You having a burger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It doesn't appear to have worked, I'll try and fire up one of ma backup computers later when I've rustled up something to eat

You having a burger? "

I like what you did there.

I also like rustlers burgers

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!"

Jim, just can't get the experienced contributors, can you? What's going on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!

Jim, just can't get the experienced contributors, can you? What's going on?

I thinks excited he’s on for a MMM

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok honey bunny I made that gag in the thread 4 weeks after this one, but still before you.

An me and Morningstar should arrange to tie, tease and tag team you.

Actually Iain has been to Hull and back. But he is going to Hull tomorrow.

I don't think I could handle two stallions at the same time.

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

Confused . com

Not unusual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Confused . com

Not unusual

To be loved by anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It doesn't appear to have worked, I'll try and fire up one of ma backup computers later when I've rustled up something to eat

You having a burger?

I like what you did there.

I also like rustlers burgers "

Who doesn't like a microwavable burger?!

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Confused . com

Not unusual

To be loved by anyone "

Love Tom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It doesn't appear to have worked, I'll try and fire up one of ma backup computers later when I've rustled up something to eat

You having a burger?

I like what you did there.

I also like rustlers burgers

Who doesn't like a microwavable burger?!"

Vegans?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!

Jim, just can't get the experienced contributors, can you? What's going on?

He's d*unk on port and Thunderbird.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!

Jim, just can't get the experienced contributors, can you? What's going on?

I thinks excited he’s on for a MMM "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!

Jim, just can't get the experienced contributors, can you? What's going on?

I thinks excited he’s on for a MMM "

Excitied, and nervous. I've not had an M and M before, nevermind triple M. Triple M, one for the old Iain Lee fans.

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!

Jim, just can't get the experienced contributors, can you? What's going on?

I thinks excited he’s on for a MMM

Excitied, and nervous. I've not had an M and M before, nevermind triple M. Triple M, one for the old Iain Lee fans."

Phone LBC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!

Jim, just can't get the experienced contributors, can you? What's going on?

I thinks excited he’s on for a MMM

You might as well stick your thumb up. We're having a party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Confused . com

Not unusual

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense, you're in the right place. Happy new year. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Confused . com

Not unusual

To be loved by anyone

Love Tom

It's not unusual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It doesn't appear to have worked, I'll try and fire up one of ma backup computers later when I've rustled up something to eat

You having a burger?

I like what you did there.

I also like rustlers burgers

Who doesn't like a microwavable burger?!

Vegans?"

Funny, and correct.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Merry Xmas and happy New year Jim !!!

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Confused . com

Not unusual

To be loved by anyone

Love Tom

It's not unusual."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!

Jim, just can't get the experienced contributors, can you? What's going on?

I thinks excited he’s on for a MMM

Excitied, and nervous. I've not had an M and M before, nevermind triple M. Triple M, one for the old Iain Lee fans.

Phone LBC

I'd only phone LBC to prank 'em.

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!

Jim, just can't get the experienced contributors, can you? What's going on?

I thinks excited he’s on for a MMM

Excitied, and nervous. I've not had an M and M before, nevermind triple M. Triple M, one for the old Iain Lee fans.

Phone LBC

I'd only phone LBC to prank 'em. "

Go on

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!

Jim, just can't get the experienced contributors, can you? What's going on?

I thinks excited he’s on for a MMM

Excitied, and nervous. I've not had an M and M before, nevermind triple M. Triple M, one for the old Iain Lee fans.

Phone LBC

I'd only phone LBC to prank 'em.

Go on

Have a laugh x lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Merry Xmas and happy New year Jim !!!"

Merry Xmas?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. I wish you a merry new year, and a happy new year. I'm not even sure I should be new yearing on the second of January. Although I haven't been to bed yet, so it's okay. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iain's going to Hull and back.

You've been waiting ages to say that, havenot you??

Ha ha I already did that gag in the last thread!

You got it the wrong way round!

Jim, just can't get the experienced contributors, can you? What's going on?

I thinks excited he’s on for a MMM

Excitied, and nervous. I've not had an M and M before, nevermind triple M. Triple M, one for the old Iain Lee fans.

Phone LBC

I'd only phone LBC to prank 'em.

Go on

Have a laugh x lol"

The thing is, I'd have to listen to LBC. Find out what's being talked about. Phone the producer, pretend to have something to say about the boring topic. Then do a funny. To be honest, I can't be bothered at the moment. I don't want to listen to Richard Spurr. Plus it would be funnier to prank Nick Ferrari.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Evening Jim xx

Evening all xx

Smileyface

Although I'd rather be asleep..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim xx

Evening all xx

Smileyface

Although I'd rather be asleep.."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Uh-oh, you've got the insomniacs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim xx

Evening all xx

Smileyface

Although I'd rather be asleep..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Uh-oh, you've got the insomniacs. "

Have a kiss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim xx

Evening all xx

Smileyface

Although I'd rather be asleep..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Uh-oh, you've got the insomniacs.

Have a kiss."

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Evening Jim xx

Evening all xx

Smileyface

Although I'd rather be asleep..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Uh-oh, you've got the insomniacs.

Have a kiss.

Thank you, Jim

Can I be cheeky and have 2 or 3 please?

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Stafford

Good morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim xx

Evening all xx

Smileyface

Although I'd rather be asleep..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Uh-oh, you've got the insomniacs.

Have a kiss.

Thank you, Jim

Can I be cheeky and have 2 or 3 please?

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning everyone "

PiercedPussy, have you woken up and started your day?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Evening Jim xx

Evening all xx

Smileyface

Although I'd rather be asleep..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Uh-oh, you've got the insomniacs.

Have a kiss.

Thank you, Jim

Can I be cheeky and have 2 or 3 please?

xxx"

Aww thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that nights sleep didn't last long!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim xx

Evening all xx

Smileyface

Although I'd rather be asleep..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. Uh-oh, you've got the insomniacs.

Have a kiss.

Thank you, Jim

Can I be cheeky and have 2 or 3 please?

xxx

Aww thank you

You're welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well that nights sleep didn't last long!!

Sadface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well that nights sleep didn't last long!!

Sadface"

Very hopeful to be able to nod back off again soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well that nights sleep didn't last long!!

Sadface

Very hopeful to be able to nod back off again soon. "

I hope you get off.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It doesn't appear to have worked, I'll try and fire up one of ma backup computers later when I've rustled up something to eat

You having a burger? "

I've got no baps/buns/cobs, so sadly not. I had sweet chilli & lime chicken grill stakes with some oven chips

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*steaks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wondering what I’ll have for breakfast today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d like soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It doesn't appear to have worked, I'll try and fire up one of ma backup computers later when I've rustled up something to eat

You having a burger?

I've got no baps/buns/cobs, so sadly not. I had sweet chilli & lime chicken grill stakes with some oven chips

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d like soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.

High in protein.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got £50 on Texas Longhorns. Thats why I'm up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got £50 on Texas Longhorns. Thats why I'm up.

Good luck

I was sleeping off my NY hangover most of today so can't sleep now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got £50 on Texas Longhorns. Thats why I'm up.

Good luck

I was sleeping off my NY hangover most of today so can't sleep now

Looking like a winner at the moment.

Always wanted to go. How was it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got £50 on Texas Longhorns. Thats why I'm up.

Good luck

I was sleeping off my NY hangover most of today so can't sleep now

Looking like a winner at the moment.

Always wanted to go. How was it?"

New Year, not New York. But it was a fab night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got £50 on Texas Longhorns. Thats why I'm up.

Good luck

I was sleeping off my NY hangover most of today so can't sleep now

Looking like a winner at the moment.

Always wanted to go. How was it?

New Year, not New York. But it was a fab night!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got £50 on Texas Longhorns. Thats why I'm up.

Go Longhorns!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got £50 on Texas Longhorns. Thats why I'm up.

Good luck

I was sleeping off my NY hangover most of today so can't sleep now

Looking like a winner at the moment.

Always wanted to go. How was it?

New Year, not New York. But it was a fab night!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a wee. Carry me to the toilet I'm tired

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a wee. Carry me to the toilet I'm tired

I will lift you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a wee. Carry me to the toilet I'm tired

I will lift you!"

You raise me uuuupppppp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Late? I've only just got up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bore da Jim just up for work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Late? I've only just got up.

Who did you get up? Did G-crumps finally get her glory?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Good morning Jim

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

So confusing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a wee. Carry me to the toilet I'm tired

I will lift you!

You raise me uuuupppppp"

*Flexes biceps*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Late? I've only just got up.

Good moooooooooooooooooooorning, Lib.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bore da Jim just up for work

Good mooooooooooooooooooooorning, Taff. Happy hump day. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning Jim "

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Babs. Happy Wednesday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So confusing."

Good moooooooooooooooooooooorning. That's, moooooooooooooooooooorning.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Noisy bugger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noisy bugger "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nurCvP9zvkw

Slade - Cum On Feel The Noize - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.

High in protein."

So was the cum I swallowed last night and may do this morning ..... if I get eggywegs and toast this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bum p in the night.

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

for all us night owles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"for all us night owles

Night oooooooooooooooooooooooooowls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"for all us night owles

I'm definitely a night owl not even remotely sleepy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"for all us night owles

I'm definitely a night owl not even remotely sleepy. "

Same!

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I think my eyes are sleepy but my brains not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"for all us night owles

I'm definitely a night owl not even remotely sleepy.

Same! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kiet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNSler7jBWs

Let's Go Fly a Kite - Mary Poppins 1964 - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think my eyes are sleepy but my brains not

Story of my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think my eyes are sleepy but my brains not

Story of my life. "

Has your life gone in one direction?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think my eyes are sleepy but my brains not

Story of my life.

Has your life gone in one direction?"

I must be psychic I thought you might say something along those lines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think my eyes are sleepy but my brains not

Story of my life.

Has your life gone in one direction?

I must be psychic I thought you might say something along those lines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftnqb16yPF4

Crash Test Dummies, " The Psychic " - YouTube

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I think my eyes are sleepy but my brains not

Story of my life.

Has your life gone in one direction?

I must be psychic I thought you might say something along those lines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftnqb16yPF4

Crash Test Dummies, " The Psychic " - YouTube "

How comes every one gets a song but me, I'm not feeling the love Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think my eyes are sleepy but my brains not

Story of my life.

Has your life gone in one direction?

I must be psychic I thought you might say something along those lines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftnqb16yPF4

Crash Test Dummies, " The Psychic " - YouTube

How comes every one gets a song but me, I'm not feeling the love Jim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XiYUYcpsT4

Bob Marley - I Shot The Sheriff - YouTube

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I think my eyes are sleepy but my brains not

Story of my life.

Has your life gone in one direction?

I must be psychic I thought you might say something along those lines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftnqb16yPF4

Crash Test Dummies, " The Psychic " - YouTube

How comes every one gets a song but me, I'm not feeling the love Jim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XiYUYcpsT4

Bob Marley - I Shot The Sheriff - YouTube

aww shucks Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think my eyes are sleepy but my brains not

Story of my life.

Has your life gone in one direction?

I must be psychic I thought you might say something along those lines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftnqb16yPF4

Crash Test Dummies, " The Psychic " - YouTube

How comes every one gets a song but me, I'm not feeling the love Jim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XiYUYcpsT4

Bob Marley - I Shot The Sheriff - YouTube

aww shucks Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think my eyes are sleepy but my brains not

Story of my life.

Has your life gone in one direction?

I must be psychic I thought you might say something along those lines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftnqb16yPF4

Crash Test Dummies, " The Psychic " - YouTube

How comes every one gets a song but me, I'm not feeling the love Jim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XiYUYcpsT4

Bob Marley - I Shot The Sheriff - YouTube

aww shucks Jim

Not to rain on your parade but I've had two songs evening.

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By *unshine05Man over a year ago

Sherborne

I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house, I don't know why I call him Gerald, he's getting rather old but he's a good mouse...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

sHaRIF, this one's for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBfHwUxHIk

Rihanna - Umbrella (Orange Version) ft. JAY-Z - YouTube

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